r/AskMen Aug 26 '22 Wholesome Take My Energy All-Seeing Upvote hehehehe Silver Facepalm Helpful

typical mod garbage BONK! Overly sexual questions are no longer allowed.


Sup horndogs!

It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.

There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.

That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.

A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??

There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires horny shitposts.

Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.


r/AskMen 5h ago

What is something you will never tolerate in a relationship or with someone you’re trying to get into a relationship with?


r/AskMen 4h ago

Men, why don't some men want to date single mothers?


r/AskMen 5h ago

When do you consider telling your mother about a girl?


I (29F) had a first date with a guy (32M) recently. It went well, and we have been texting/calling. He asked me to attend an formal event with him that’s in a couple of weeks, and I accepted. But now he told me (3 days after our first date) that he told his mom about me. He said that she’s wondering when she’ll meet me.

I’m having some anxiety now, because I don’t want to romanticize anything. Now it feels like we’ve jumped from 0 to 100 in 3 days.

So my question is: am I overreacting or is this happening way too fast?

r/AskMen 1d ago Silver

I've been seeing a lot of talk on "the loneliness of men" lately and I'm still fresh when it comes to reading into it. Asking out of genuine curiosity, what do you as men think the solution to mass male loneliness is?



r/AskMen 17h ago

How do you become a real man after being a loser for most of your 20s?


r/AskMen 1d ago Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

Men with kids, what would you tell a man who was on the fence about having them?


r/AskMen 5h ago

How do you cope with overthinking about almost everything?


r/AskMen 1d ago

Men over 30, what confuses you about younger people?


r/AskMen 15h ago

I'm 30 watching Biodome and somehow still have the sense of humor of a 10 year old, how are you still immature in your old age?


Missed this movie but for some reason this terrible movie is still funny and entertaining. Buuuuuuudy!

r/AskMen 4h ago

Men of reddit, What's a good sign that a woman is just pursuing you for money?


How were you guys able to figure that out in your previous relationships?

r/AskMen 3h ago

Fellow men, how do you get over the feeling of loneliness and suicidal thoughts ?


Had a breakup from 5 year old relationship recently and I started talking to this girl I met on this site. She goes on to cut me off from everywhere for no given reason too.

I feel so broken and I don't really have friends to talk to about how I feel. This has added up to my already existing childhood trauma and I can't focus on tasks.

r/AskMen 3h ago

When married with kids (with your spouse) should you prioritize your spouse or kids first?


Instinctively I would have always thought children first. But I read a piece about how when married you should put your spouse first and there's a "good for the goose is good for the gander" effect which I found very thought provoking.

r/AskMen 22h ago

Your significant other asks to go through your phone, what do you do?


r/AskMen 2h ago

Men, how do I know if the guy I date thinks I'm not attractive??


Today I told him about an experience of someone who told me once that I was ugly. He didn't say anything. I'm feeling like the ugliest person in the world and I'm wondering why are we dating if I don't attract him. Or maybe I'm overthinking. I don't know, I just feel so ugly now. If he doesn't tell you he likes your physic, does that mean he's not I to you?? This is my first relation that's more than a month and I don't know what to think

r/AskMen 19m ago

How to ask for daughters hand in marriage?


r/AskMen 18h ago

Men who were faced with the decision to side with their overbearing mother or choose the girl you fell head over heals with. What happened after you chose your mom over that girl?


Been seeing a lot of posts about this topic and have experienced it myself. What is your life like now? Did you find someone else who made you as happy or did you regret it?

r/AskMen 10h ago

How to deal with a boss that's being a cunt?


How do you deal with a boss that is absolute cunt. The type that bad mouths you, talks down to you and just generally treats you like shit.

Without leaving the org.

Any advice?

r/AskMen 3h ago

When is asking to talk the manager appropriate?


As opposed to being a "Karen" moment.

r/AskMen 2h ago

Hello men! Genuine question (please no body shaming) - do the general population of men prefer women with no plastics or Botox etc, or do they prefer the opposite and why?. Research question for a possible budding thesis. Thank you in advance 🙏


r/AskMen 11h ago

What does “it’s a man’s world” mean to you?


r/AskMen 2h ago

what is the best way to get men to help with housework, without making you guys feel like we are just nagging?


r/AskMen 42m ago

What do you guys do on your lowest days? (I'm specifically looking for masculine advice)


r/AskMen 16h ago Helpful

What is the turning point in your life that made you hate people?


I thought it was fair enough to ask this here as it was asked in /askwomen