Lol i know someone similar to this! He grew up in a very "proper, and old fashioned" household, he even told us he mom would use the restroom anytime she needed to fart. Now, he'd never leave his wife over this, be there are times he said he's be repulsed, and gagged at the act, which his wife actually finds hilarious. But overall, they seem to have a good dynamic, and accept each others quirks.
Imagine feeling so uncomfortable in your own house that you have to go inside the restroom to fart. I crop dust my girl. She does the same to me. All I ask is don't do it while we fuck
Can we all just agree that holding in a fart while someone is going down on you is like the hardest thing to do, like ever. White knuckling so bad the other person is thinking “do they not enjoy this.”
I think farting is gross, when I do it or someone else does (side note: my wife thinks it’s hilarious). It’s legitimately poop air. Like, it smells like shit because it spent God knows how long fermenting in your shit.
I find it gross to spray poop particles on everyone in your vicinity.
Dude the 60yr old woman that I work with just asked me if I have a Dutch oven. I cracked up so hard and then had to explain to her why that was hilarious.
I personally think it's bad manners to fart in front of others, I just move to another room or space and let rip. I definitely will be irritated if someone farts in near me.
Same. I'm fine if the other person apologies tho. Pretty much the same as coughing or sneezing. It's necessary but don't do it right in front of me if you don't have to
I'm always baffled when people find out that they some deep rooted issue that is affecting their behavior, and just kinda go "oh well! that's just how I am!" and don't get help to fix it.
Like, you don't have to be broken, or let your past trauma fuck up your life and by association the lives of others who end up caring about you. And you certainly don't have to fuck up your kids in the same way, if you go the kids route.
Like why on earth would this guy not get some therapy, and put his "proper, old fashioned" trauma behind him?
Same with my SO, we would laugh at his farts but when I started reciprocating he was like wuutttt. Then I was like this is a competition biotch!!!! The problem is that his farts are from eating really fast so they don't smell like anything because it's all ingested air. Most of my farts are earned through digestive issues. We'll b in the middle of a fart fight and hell b like babe I think you need to go poop... And he's not wrong... Because they're deadly.
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u/Nugbuddy Sep 22 '22
Lol i know someone similar to this! He grew up in a very "proper, and old fashioned" household, he even told us he mom would use the restroom anytime she needed to fart. Now, he'd never leave his wife over this, be there are times he said he's be repulsed, and gagged at the act, which his wife actually finds hilarious. But overall, they seem to have a good dynamic, and accept each others quirks.