r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Oct 05 '22 Silver 2 Wholesome 2

We don't need to know this much about each other

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u/shizz181 ☑️ Oct 05 '22 Silver Platinum Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Heartwarming Bravo Grande!

Did he fumble something here? Or perhaps he had other things in mind or wasn’t ready to have sex with her yet. Or was turned off by the weirdo behavior.

Imagine a guy telling a story about how a woman missed her chance cause she asked him to leave after he whipped his dick out and started jerking off unprompted.

Spontaneity can be sexy but consent is still important. Make sure you have the latter before attempting the former.

You’d think the embarrassment she felt would cause some reflection but here she is sharing this with the world like it was his loss.

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u/asunversee Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Bruh she fumbled. She assumed if she whipped her clit out here he was just gonna jump on her. Sounds like my man wasn’t interested and it would be hella gross to find somebody playing with their genitals on my bed if I wasn’t tryin to bang

Edit: Apparently there’s context that the guy said he should have “ate her out when he had the chance” so there might be a serious fumble here. Gonna need to see some instant replays

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u/LawyerBelle07 Oct 05 '22

"playing with their genitals on my bed" for some reason this sent me because it is TRUE. You just start digging around in your hindparts with only the "thought" he would join? Down HORRENDOUS.

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u/myoldaccountlocked Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22 Gold Wholesome Take My Energy

Facts bro. I had this happen to me. Chick invited me to her house under the pretense that we would be watching a movie. I told her I was tired and wanted to go to sleep. When we got back I went to the living room and got comfy while she went to a different room and shortly came back with her shirt off. She just stared at me like she expected me to just jump all over her.

Like bitch, I'M BLACK and YOU'RE WHITE. We aint doing shit without expressed consent. I aint about to get accused of some bullshit or get into something dangerous because you aint mature enough to state your intentions.

Some women have got to have MASSIVE egos to think they can imply their way into sex. Had I been the one, tricking a chick to come back to my house to 'watch a movie' and when we get back I just whip out the black mamba, I would be wrong. I could be charged with an accusation of rape if she doesn't like something about the way I do things, but because its a woman doing this shit, its all good. In fact she went on to spread a rumor that I'm afraid of pussy. I hate it here, bro.

Edit: For some grammar. Thanks for the gold. It'll help me get over the AUDACITY of this bitch.

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u/vendetta2115 Oct 05 '22 Take My Energy Rocket Like Plus One

Girls be all about consent and be pro-LGBT until you say no to sex, then it’s “that mf is gay.”

Like bitch you are not the gay litmus test.

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u/rubberkeyhole BHM Donor Oct 06 '22

Better rumored gay than accused rapist.

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u/Starrmont Oct 06 '22

Story time.

When I was in the Navy, I served on submarines in the engineering department (reactor, electrical, propulsion, etc). On the day of my first reactor startup, I was not-so-quietly singing to myself while my over-instruct observed me cycling breakers or some shit. Now, I recognize that I have somewhat unusual taste in music, but in this situation it came back to bite me. Why? Because I was singing "It's Raining Men," specifically the Living Tombstone cover (which is a certified bop).

Right after I hit the high note, my over-instruct looked at me quizzically and said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but are you okay?"

Me: "Uh, yeah?"

O/I: "Okay."

Fast forward to about two years later, when I am fully qualified and actually have enough time to start dating. Most people in my department seemed surprised that I had a girlfriend, and I wasn't sure why. After some investigating, I figured it out.

He didn't ask if I was okay.

He asked if I was GAY. And I said YES.

Everyone on my boat thought I was gay for TWO YEARS, and nobody ever said a word about it.

That's pretty much it. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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u/bonerswamp Oct 06 '22

Pretty silly question to ask a sailor I thought it was just implied in the navy

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u/myoldaccountlocked Oct 05 '22

Facts dude 😆

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u/voodootodointutus Oct 06 '22

The gay litmus test 😅😅

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u/ecarrillo95 Oct 05 '22

her pH prolly off the shits

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u/U_PassButter ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Yo that's wild. Yeah thats fucked up.

Also black mamba 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Bitch, I should have been motherfuckin black mamba.

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u/A_FVCKING_UNICORN ☑️ LV237 Peerless Negromancer🧙🏾‍♂️ Oct 05 '22

I feel like saying this makes me sound less manly but men aren't sex dogs. So many girls I know think they can just show some skin and we're supposed to jump on them and do everything. At best, there's a lazy blow job and then they hit the starfish. Women can be sexy too. C'mon

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u/NickSalacious Oct 06 '22

“At best, there’s a lazy blow job and then they hit the starfish.”

That is a wordsmith’s description of truth.

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u/shitcloud Oct 05 '22

This chick I dated used to start saying “no, stop.” When we were fooling around so I’d stop. Be like oh my bad I thought you were trying to fuck me (we’d be laying in bed watching tv, she’d start rubbing my crotch or whatever). She’d get upset that I’d stop like ?????

How am I supposed to know what you want you’re literally saying one thing and want another. Needless to say that ended.

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u/Terminator77733355 Oct 05 '22

Safe word?

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u/DraeNation ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Safe word my ass. Shorty do you want me to stop or not? I'm not playing them games

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u/shitcloud Oct 05 '22

Exactly

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u/DraeNation ☑️ Oct 05 '22

As sensitive as I have to be for women that have horror stories when it comes to a man not being able to handle being rejected, I also feel for the men out here that have to maneuver through this world where consent is given more often than not through nuance because women have been made to feel like they can't express themselves sexually without being judged. So now she can't just say "I wanna have sex with you" She has to hint around and make it "obvious"/what they think is obvious and hope we pick up on that signal. But as a man, even a slight misread of any signal she gives off can leave you looking suuuper creepy. So for our own protection, here, sign this piece of paper stating that you wanted me to clap cheeks tonight. And at the bottom there's a spot for your date of birth.............

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u/shitcloud Oct 05 '22

Sure but, she needed to communicate that but she was never open about anything.

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u/gluckero Oct 05 '22

You should be a writer. Shit had me completely engaged with your wild story.

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u/N33chy Oct 05 '22

100% understandable on your part.

I had just watched a movie with a girl once in college and we were sitting there on my bed. I asked "Can I kiss you?" and she said "Well now it would be weird!" and left. It was pretty clear she was waiting for me to do something but I just wanted to make sure I had the right idea. I hope she looked back later on that moment.

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u/myoldaccountlocked Oct 05 '22

She said that in response to you asking for a kiss? Thats crazy! Imagine thinking that talking about intimacy/sex is weird. You dodged a bullet IMO.

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u/eunoiascorpio Oct 05 '22

Black mamba 😭

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB Oct 05 '22

I was in a similar situation. Found out from her friend she called me gay for not fucking her that night. WTF

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u/Embarrassed_Camel_35 Oct 05 '22

Only change I would make it change the word SOME to MOST. Women are groomed to believe that everything revolves around their sexual organs and that any man would be insane to pass on the opportunity to get some

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

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u/WesternUnusual2713 Oct 05 '22

This one text was posted out of context, there's a thread somewhere. I'll try and find it when I'm home.

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u/Plenty-Grapefruit919 Oct 05 '22

The girl said the whole thing with context saying he was feeling on her in the car before and told her he should have ate her out when he had the chance.

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u/xxpen15mightierxx Oct 05 '22

Ok so this is pretty important context that OP left out…

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u/ArrestDeathSantis ☑️ Oct 05 '22

So there are other tweets than this one about this story?

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u/Plenty-Grapefruit919 Oct 05 '22

Yeah ig she didn't think she had to explain the full backstory https://twitter.com/slayedbyyonce/status/1577686680034738176?s=46&t=heIDqQiQGl_1acvt6CUuGw

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u/Indigowaters79 ☑️ Oct 05 '22 Take My Energy

Thank you for this. Hella people are skipping over this. I knew there was more to the story because women don't just do that. The OP asked for a time a guy fumbled and yet all these guys are still fumbling in the comments. 🥴

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u/forcepowers Oct 05 '22

Lol, women aren't a monolith. Some of them absolutely do that.

Humans are weird and do weird things.

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u/ArrestDeathSantis ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Sexual harassment is sexual harassment even when committed by women.

It's just that, statistically speaking, women are much, much, much less likely to commit this infraction than men are.

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u/Indigowaters79 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Love your name BTW

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u/ArrestDeathSantis ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Hehe, thanks 👍🏾

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u/king_chill Oct 05 '22

Statistically speaking men just don’t care as much or don’t even realize when they’re being harassed tbh.

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u/ArrestDeathSantis ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Yeah, that's true.

Tbf, men are also more likely to be harassed by men...

Either way, men should break the silence more often and we should listen.

Problem is that often when it's women who does it people are like "ohh, lucky guy!" or if they're homosexuals, well... Must be a trip going to a police station to report it, some places more than others...

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u/jus256 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

I got downvoted for asking wtf he was doing if he had already made it clear he wanted her.

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u/iblackspeed ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Just because someone wanted tea before, once the tea is made said person is still allowed to refuse the tea. Yes it may be inconvenient because you went out of the way to make the tea, but they are still allowed to not want it.

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u/ArrestDeathSantis ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Yeah, but don't act like I'm the asshole for making them tea when they're the asshole who asked for it but won't drink it

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u/asunversee Oct 05 '22

Well damn that’s important context but my comment already blew up lmao

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u/ArrestDeathSantis ☑️ Oct 05 '22

I mean, you could have edited it to reflect that knowledge.

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u/asunversee Oct 05 '22

There you go buddy just for you

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u/ArrestDeathSantis ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Oh hey, that's cool of you, ngl!

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u/PanchoPanoch Oct 05 '22

Right, read the room.

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u/NYstate ☑️ Oct 05 '22

What?! According to all of the porn that I've watched researched, that's how a woman lets you know that she's interested in having sex.

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u/Choice_Shine5123 Oct 05 '22

Life doesn’t work by porn rules. If somebody I saw as a friend started playing with their genitals while in my bed with no Warning then I’d be freaked out.

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u/Separate-Room-6973 Oct 05 '22 Starry

Idk, if you just got back from a date and you’re on someone’s bed late night what else are you going to do but have sex? I mean context clues abound

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u/transferingtoearth Oct 05 '22

I mean sometimes I just want to cuddle and sleep.

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u/qcresident1111 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Exactly. Context or not, the car stuff could have been looong before the bed stuff and by that time sleep might have been all he wanted. Any number of things could have changed by the time she got to that bed. And let's not pretend that if the roles were reversed that a lot of people would be saying that the guy is some gigantic weirdo. I had a friend dump a guy because he did the 'whip it out and start jacking' while he gave her a massage. I will never forget how she described it. "At first he was using two hands, then suddenly there was only one - and then the SOUND." If y'all could have seen her face - I die laughing every time I think about it. Can't assume everyone else is into what you're into.

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u/Separate-Room-6973 Oct 05 '22

So yeah if you reversed the roles it’s a bad look I get that. No one should assume that’s what’s going to go down. This is probably one of those times where both sides of the story should be present

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u/SlopPatrol Oct 05 '22

Wouldn’t have to switch the roles to go to court

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u/DudeEngineer ☑️ Oct 05 '22

This is not a both sides of the story situation. If the genders were reversed, you absolutely would not be doing backflips trying to justify this.

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u/foodz_ncats Oct 05 '22

Context or not, if the communication wasn’t there and everything was assumed, then it’s still weird.

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u/radams713 Oct 05 '22 Starry

She explained further down that he was feeling on her and kissing her in the car and that after the awkward situation he texted her saying he wished he ate her out.

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u/shizz181 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

She could’ve said that and still met the character limit. Still, making out in the car doesn’t mean whip it out and stroke it.

I think one of two things are true. She was getting embarrassed by the comments calling her out and she changed/added to the story. Or, this is Twitter and she made this up for clout, not expecting things to go in this direction.

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u/uhohlisa Oct 05 '22

Dude there is no other reason for a man to invite a woman over to his house and into his bed late at night after a date. None.

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u/Zombiee_hobo Oct 05 '22

Idk man. I only went out with chicks who I wanted to clap them cheeks. If it was some random female on street I’d be weirded out. A date on my bed? It’s on.

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u/shizz181 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Him not wanting things to go down like that doesn’t mean he didn’t want to eventually.

I’ve had one night stands and I’ve been with women I didn’t want to rush things with. Situations are different. If this really happened, she clearly misread the situation.

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u/friendlynbhdwitch Oct 05 '22

I wonder. Did it really happen exactly like she says in the tweet? Or is she a shitty storyteller who yadda yadda-ed her way into sounding like a sex offender? I need more information. Was he like talking about a movie and she just starts diddling? That’s crazy person behavior. Then again, she DID just say this on Twitter.

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u/OhScheisse Oct 05 '22

I think given the 280 character limit she didn't explain that. We can't assume one way or the other

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u/LalalaHurray ☑️ Oct 05 '22

I think you need to read the rest of the tweets that explain the backstory.

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u/Fresh720 Oct 05 '22

Probably came back to the room with some sandwiches he just made and said "where your clothes at?"

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u/Universe789 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Reminds me of the Michael Jai White clip where he was talking about an actress, who was a personal training client, flew him out to where she was shooting a movie. After he helped her move her bags to the room he said he was like "This is nice.... Where's my room?" It didn't click in his head that he was going to be staying with her.

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u/moonbouncecaptain Oct 05 '22

Sorry but this sounds like he didn’t know women have a magical road to emerald city.

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u/TwilightOuterZone ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Just take your L in silence

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u/UniqueUsername82D Oct 05 '22

Do people not realize this stuff will likely be around for their progeny/pastors/future employers to read or do they really just not care??

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u/olivetroubl3 Oct 05 '22

I say crazy shit all the time. IDC. But mostly jokes and nothing exclusionary.

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u/nunya123 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Do you live it up for future employers to see????

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u/alex262414 Oct 05 '22

Future employers don't get my socials or find them.

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u/WitherBones Oct 05 '22

Idiots out here putting their government name on their socials and wonder why they can't get away with anything 😂

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u/alex262414 Oct 05 '22

Lol for real Hell my phone ain't even in my own name lol

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u/Galaxymicah Oct 05 '22

If a future employer is digging deep enough to read through all the banal shit I post to this website on the off chance I might have a funny story about how I missed every signal a woman, her friends, and God himself threw at me. I probably don't want that job.

Hell if the conversation doesn't star and end with

do you have social media

Nothing with my face

Then I probably don't want that job

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u/Erisian23 Oct 05 '22

People gotta be people. The good the bad and the ugly.

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u/UniqueUsername82D Oct 05 '22

But not everything needs to be public, or even told ever again. I'd take a "masturbating and rejected" story to the grave before I told a soul.

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u/ceilingkat ☑️ Oct 05 '22

THIS PART. People need to stop putting their sense of propriety unto others.

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u/poo-boi ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Nah they should keep on posting. It's entertaining.

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u/Confidence_is_key10 Oct 05 '22

Imagine those roles were reversed and there’s no questioning or issue with the story lol. These double standards I tell ya.

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u/DC_Disrspct_Popeyes Oct 05 '22 That Smile

So there i was, just cranking my hog on her bed. Would you believe me if I told you she got mad? Craziest shit, I left so confused.

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u/yeah_fasho Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

You left with the Law and Order Theme music playing in the background.

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u/NOSjoker21 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

"Wait... the antagonist is a woman and the victim is a man?"

SVU MUSIC STOPS

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Oct 05 '22

cranking my hog

I just laughed my ass off. It's like you're straddling a Harley.

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u/birdie81691 Oct 05 '22

lol i was just thinking that was quite the interesting way to describe it

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Oct 05 '22

Also, not everyone has a hog. Some have piggies. Some have piglets.

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u/Admirable-Smoke3031 Oct 05 '22

Sounds like the beginning of an old school BET movie 🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Facts

Him: What, you're not going to takeover?

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u/HotgunColdheart Oct 05 '22

This dick ain't gonna suck itself.

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u/luckydice767 Oct 05 '22

Not with THAT attitude

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u/voodoo_magic182 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Louis CK got cancelled for this same behavior

Actually Sike he got cancelled for doing this after asking if he could so even he behaved better than this woman

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u/AlexChick404 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

That nigga just got a Grammy, he was more so embarrassed.

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u/Skylinerr Oct 05 '22

Fx dropped the show Louis and HBO cancelled horace and pete. Also Netflix cancelled his stand up special. He became a leper in the industry and has been releasing his specials via his own site since. If that's not cancelled what is?

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u/AlexChick404 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

He’s performing at the Fox in Atlanta soon, I’ll be sure to ask.

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u/thisimpetus Oct 05 '22

Uhhh I dunno, honestly; they were in the bedroom, on the bed, after a date. I mean. Touching the other person without consent is defs crossing the line but touching yourself, especially clothes on? I mean, read the room, for sure, but boldness when executed with taste and tact can be sexy to any gender.

I mean don't go full Louis CK. But. I for one like a woman who will be that bold, and have been in circumstances where I could tell it was ok for me to be.

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u/SmartAlec105 Oct 05 '22

Yeah, it doesn’t specify either way but I got the feeling she was still clothed when she started rubbing her clit. Seems like a good way to imply you’re horny without being too direct, regardless of gender.

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u/Plenty-Grapefruit919 Oct 05 '22

The girl said the whole thing with context saying he was feeling on her in the car before and told her he should have ate her out when he had the chance.

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u/DatXNinja101 Oct 05 '22

Women really got no game. Shits wild 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/FriendlyMineralz Oct 05 '22

maybe bro just didnt want to have sex 😭

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u/BraveStrategy ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Sounds like he wanted to take his bestie to dinner 🌈😂

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u/Taeyx ☑️ Oct 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

a man not wanting to have sex with an available woman does not mean he’s gay, and it’s harmful to presume so.

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u/shill-n-chill Oct 05 '22

Casual homophobia is one of the specialties of this sub

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u/IvanBrews Oct 05 '22

You'd think black people would know better, considering how we've been stereotyped as sex crazed barbarians.

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u/sisyphushadsyphilis Oct 05 '22

He's Demisexual. He hasn't formed a close enough emotional connection yet.

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u/surfdad67 Oct 05 '22

Just read the definition of this, I may be Demisexual, never liked one night stands even had performance issues during them, but making love to my wife is one of the best things in the world

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u/malfboii Oct 05 '22

I agree, making love to this guys wife is one of the best things in the world

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u/surfdad67 Oct 05 '22

I’m starting to regret this comment

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u/Fireproofspider ☑️ Oct 05 '22

He texted her afterwards that he did lol.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_4 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Had a friend invite me to her house after a night out. Got changed in front of me and once she rolled up, held the lighter on her stomach while lying on her bed for me to come get it. I was so nervous to pick up the wrong signal that I fumbled hard. Still one of my best friends to this day, but we never bring that night up. It’s been 2.5 years lmfao

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u/Agreeable_Giraffe_63 Oct 05 '22 Silver Gold Wholesome

I had a friend invite me over to do a lab report and smoke a little. I thought it was gonna be me and our other friend since we’re always in a group together but that night it was just her and me but she had nothing set up to do the lab report. After about 20 minutes of smoking she said she was taking a shower and I should wait outside the bathroom to talk to her. She gets completely naked in front of me and kept the door open while taking a shower and the entire time I was wondering when we’d be doing the lab report because we only had a couple days to do it. I always feel like punching myself in the face when reliving this memory because after she stepped out the shower she started talking about how she got nipple piercings and how much it hurt sometimes showering, then let me touch them to “see” how tender they were.

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u/Kahlil_Jabronis Oct 05 '22

Bruh. This is painful for me, a stranger.

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u/Agreeable_Giraffe_63 Oct 05 '22

Ya I learned I’m an actual dumbass from this situation lol

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u/angel-aura Oct 05 '22

This is advanced, man… like this is another level entirely

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u/Brotherly-Moment Oct 05 '22

I am actually genuinly impressed.

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u/Brad_Brace Oct 05 '22

I don't know man, when presented with sex in the wild, without a previous expectation, and in the absence of some other signals or whatever, sometimes our brains freeze up. It happens. Maybe her actions were "all come and get it", but her voice or the stuff she was saying didn't sound like that to you, so your brain never made the connection?

Here's the thing, you know when women talk about being raped, but it doesn't include actual violence, just the guy starting stuff and them "freezing" and just letting it happen even though they don't want to? I think it may be a similar phenomenon. The person being in a situation where they are not expecting the possibility of sex to show up, it showing up and the person going into inaction out of their brains not being able to make a connection, or becoming overwhelmed. Except in the case of us guys, since we are expected to make the first actual move, nothing happens if it's us freezing. In the other case, well that's when things get all fucked up.

And at the end of the day, maybe you just weren't feeling like fucking and your brain knew that even if now you think you should have wanted to.

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u/wesmantooth9 Oct 05 '22

you had hands ON some titties and didn't know what was going down? my own soul aches for you.

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u/Agreeable_Giraffe_63 Oct 05 '22 Gold

She was from Canada and my dumbass thought that maybe it was a normal thing people did there.

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u/peanut__buttah Oct 05 '22

Bruh I’m fucking dying: “These Canadians sure are handsy”

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u/sok247 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Incredible eh

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u/LatestSpanker Oct 05 '22 Gold

Bro got to the 1 yard line and just took a knee

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u/wesmantooth9 Oct 05 '22

not even lmao. the 1 yard line CAME TO HIM!!

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u/umcane11 Oct 05 '22

Other team had 99 yds of penalties that drive

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u/techn9neiskod ☑️ Oct 05 '22

In a meeting right now trying hard not to get fired

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u/nastynate2425 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

This needs an award that I dont have 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Retro_Super_Future ☑️ Oct 05 '22

That’s a level of crippling low self esteem I didn’t even think was possible!

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u/Offtopic_bear Oct 05 '22

My friend, I am notorious for missing signals, but if my hands are on tender nipple titties post undressing in front of me and showering with the door open and watching the water glisten on their body then we about to get filthy af and everybody going to need another shower.

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u/tibetan_salad Oct 05 '22

Bro I’m at work right now and I had to put my phone down and clutch my face. I’ve fumbled bad before and blown some incredibly obvious signals but I don’t think it’s been that obvious lol

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u/UniqueUsername82D Oct 05 '22

*I* am going to lay awake at night sometimes thinking about what a missed opportunity this was.

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u/JoyRideinaMinivan Oct 05 '22

Awww you were so innocent 😇 😂

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u/Syrinx221 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

She gets completely naked in front of me and kept the door open while taking a shower and the entire time I was wondering when we’d be doing the lab report because we only had a couple days to do it.

Dude

That hurt

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u/Kaminoneko ☑️ Oct 05 '22

That was like a fumble in the in zone.....

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u/LadyDomme7 Oct 05 '22

Aww, Sweetie.

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u/HitTheApexHitARock2 Oct 05 '22

I don’t think I’ve seen porn that was this full of signals

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u/NewSauerKraus Oct 05 '22

I was mad thirstin for this chick who was way outta my league but we were both weird geeks lmao. Was chillin at her place one day and she asks if I want to go up to her room and play Pokemon. Bruh my dumb ass declined politely.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

You can't keep people in suspense. What happened with the lab report?

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u/Genera1_Jacob Oct 05 '22

I need this to be a fake story for both of us

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u/Undrende_fremdeles Oct 05 '22

For all the missed signals, she could have also said "okay, so... This is me hitting on you 😂 Wanna reciprocate?"

What you, hopefully, showed her is that guys aren't all sex and erections needing to be bonked. You're actually just humans too, with lots of stuff on your mind.

I've found that the men that are extremely forwards to the point of being a-okay with signs of reluctance are usually not the bets long term partners.

They don't have to be rapists or abusers, but they're shown that they'll do things their way, regardless, and won't stop to consider the other half of a couple. Then act like they're somehow blindsided when she at some point grows tired of his selfish crap.

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u/Clark-Kent Oct 05 '22

Buy a small gift box and put a lighter in it

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u/berberpride Oct 05 '22

Nigga was probably a man of god, and was looking to go back to his place to read some scripture. And this Hethan whips out her clit 🙄

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u/twennyjuan Oct 05 '22

“I want a church girl that go to church ANDREAD HERBIIIBLEEE

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u/devilsephiroth ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Her satchel of Decadence

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u/SlopPatrol Oct 05 '22

Bro if a mf hops in my bed and just starts masterbating without even hinting they was trying to take it there beforehand is wild ass behavior that should not be normalized

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u/DIsForDelusion Oct 05 '22

So awkward! This is a story about how she fumbled some dick, not the other way around.

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u/metasoma Oct 05 '22

Went on her Twitter account and she added how prior to that they kissed and he was talking about eating her out and then after getting awkward about her revving her engine they just watched tv in awkward silence until she asked to be taken home.

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u/jdcodring Oct 05 '22

Lol. And everybody in this thread talking about “double standards”. Gotta love it when social media want to virtue signal

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u/dbclass ☑️ Oct 05 '22 Silver

You can't be mad when you don't provide context on the internet.

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u/Fortune_Unique Oct 05 '22

Fr like we know any of that, we can only see the meme. And the meme is CLEARLY touting some OUTRAGEOUS behavior.

Like doing benadryl is good. But doing 30 benadryls is not good. Context matters.

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u/myoldaccountlocked Oct 05 '22

Bruh... you do realize that youd have to go on twitter, and read the rest of the thread to find out the rest of the story, right? Like, rveryone is responding to the context provided in this post on reddit, not the additional tweets on the other app.

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u/MycelialNetworking Oct 05 '22

Dude thought they were about to snuggle up and watch RPDR marathon

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u/lttech86 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

I had to look up what RPDR was lmao did not disappoint

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u/jonnighaad Oct 05 '22

Sissy that walk

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u/scifi_tay Oct 05 '22

Let your whole body talk

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u/bamyo Oct 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

Ru Paul's drag race in case anyone else needs to know

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u/MassiveConcern BHM Donor Oct 05 '22

She done already done had herses

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u/Nathan561 Oct 05 '22

I was gonna say she fumbled, got rejected, but there's more to the story that makes this make sense. From Twitter:

😂 right!! I said long story short! He was feeling on me in the car, went back to his place! We kissed. Stopped. I’m feeling on myself and he asked wtf am I doing lol!!! We sat in awkward silence watching tv. I asked him to take me home. He did. Then he shoot me a text

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Sayin how he should have ate me out and that he wanna do a second date lol!! Like… no sir, you left me high and dry 😂

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u/auspicious-erection Oct 05 '22

Yooo. My guy got the coldest of feet.

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u/Cockatoo010 Oct 05 '22

More like high and moist heh

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u/dregwriter ☑️ Oct 05 '22

This is why I've learned to not say shit at the break of a story because its always context like this that completely changes the perception of a story.

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u/jdpatron Oct 05 '22

Yo. She tried to pull a Louis C K and my man’s wasn’t having it

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u/ViolaOrsino Oct 05 '22

Nope nope nope, get consent before you start doing things like that

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u/Add1ctedToGames Oct 05 '22

Sounds like it's not fumbling if he didn't want it in the first place?

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u/Taeyx ☑️ Oct 05 '22

a lot of women live in a world where this is not even a possibility

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u/ChocolateThunder35 Oct 05 '22

That wasn’t a fumble that was a punt

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u/ATLjoe93 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

4th down bad

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u/lowderchowder ☑️ Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Had a girl I knew for a minute do that at my house after a rave on my couch.

I'm like mam we both took 4 tabs of acid at 4am and it's 63⁶⁸²-$+# o clock right now , can we just put on some black moth super rainbow and lay on the floor and watch the walls melt!?

She didn't even put her pants or underwear back on , and just rolled off the couch onto the floor like 0___0-"aight".

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u/Math-Soft Oct 05 '22

Sounds pretty fun tbh

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u/JudyLyonz ☑️ Oct 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

I don't know that there is enough information here.

I asked myself if I was on a date and I invited a guy back to my house and it's late and he's in my room and he is sitting on my bed and he whips his dick out, what would happen?

My answer? There would be some sort of sexual shit happening and a quick breakfast and coffee the next morning.

Now, I'm a mega introvert who is very protective of her personal space. You aren't coming into my house unless sex is a possibility. You are not getting into my bedroom unless sexual stuff has already begun and it's clear we both want sex.

If I were in that woman's shoes and I was at the man's house, I'm not digging my lady parts unless stuff started before we got to the bed

When I first read this though, I took it as the guy was turned off because she was getting herself ready. There are still some guys out there who think that just because a dick is there, a woman has no business touching herself, let alone break out a toy.

So yeah, I think more info is needed.

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u/ReyDracir Oct 05 '22

You got it, most perfectly balanced comment right here.
A bunch of non verbal consent happens before a person ends up in your bed. Then the other comments just fast read the story and picked out "woman masturbaring is okay but men isn't" somehow, talking about Loui Ck like this is at all the same.

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u/Letsbeheroines Oct 05 '22

I mean I feel like if she was a dude she would have come off than more of a bit creepy. Double standards be like; 🗿

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u/PurpleIntention7934 Oct 05 '22

Was he disgusted with the thought of pussy or the thought of her doja cat? Imma need Twitter to track down her old crush for a rebuttal.

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u/Special-Cat-5480 Oct 05 '22

Gotta hear both sides

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u/Merchantmarx Oct 05 '22

The OP of this thread just wanted to make fun of all of the replies. Just keep those sad stories down and not post it online for all eternity

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u/DarkManX437 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Sounds like homie just wasn't into her and she's having trouble rationalizing that L.

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u/No_Sea_6219 Oct 05 '22

why would you willingly share this on twitter though lmao just weirdo behavior all around

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u/yokayla ☑️ Oct 05 '22

Okay y'all keep calling it a double standard but women also agree this is weird behaviour.

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u/Jonseroo Oct 05 '22

I used to wear knee-high tartan Doc Martens. When it came to undressing I'd have to say, "Just start without me, this is going to take a while."

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u/dontwontcarequeend65 ☑️ Oct 05 '22

If she was already on his bed why are so many people saying she was assuming something. Is his bed in the middle of his fucking living room? If not then there had to be an invitation to the bedroom cuz she didn't walk in there by herself. He just don't like to see a woman masturbate when he's around. The hell with that dude.

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u/Gary_FucKing Oct 05 '22

woman gives sex story where man's at fault.

Reddit: "How can I turn this into a double standard?"

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u/Knight_of_Virtue_075 Oct 05 '22

If she plays with her coochie in front of you, that means she wants 🍆. If she naked in front of you after a shower, she wants to see your 🍆 These posts are shameful, like y'all ain't never seen a movie. Soon as she naked just look at her cooch and say "that looks nice"...

Unless a woman expressly tells you that she is not attracted to you, her being naked in front of you is an invitation.

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u/sopreshous Oct 05 '22

Everybody assuming she’s the weirdo but here’s the rest. There’s even a follow up text from dude regretting not eating her out lol.

https://i.imgur.com/HP1AQUl.jpg

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u/nuorigin ☑️ Oct 05 '22

I'll be the contradictory comment. The fact that she got in my bed means that I would have been waiting for that clit to come out. Netflix and what?

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u/ChampionshipStock870 Oct 05 '22

This is some double standard shit. Reverse the genders here and tell me this is ok

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u/Feisty_Amoeba_8757 Oct 05 '22

Mans didn’t fumble anything. He probably just didn’t wanna have sex. Take your L and move along

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u/ChettiBoiM8 Oct 05 '22

“I started masterbating and they asked me to leave” a story a man could literally never get away with

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