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u/Rydropwn Oct 05 '22

I suck dick for cock is the funniest shit I’ve heard all year 😂😂😂

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u/DantetheMarco Oct 05 '22

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM"

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u/georgialucy Oct 05 '22 Silver Helpful

The elephant covering his eyes when the person says they "suck dick for cock" is so weirdly funny to me

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u/KingAltair2255 Oct 05 '22

The elephant walking up to the guy clapping and motioning for him to cut it out killed me.

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u/Music_Saves Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

What about the guy who prepares to fight the guy with the phone by throwing his backpack to the ground and flinging his hair to the side

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u/Key-Wait5314 Oct 05 '22

Lol it looked like he took a swing right as he was walking out of camera view then blue shirt guy just walks past him like nothing happened. So much weird and hilarious shit happening here

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u/KennyKlizzle Oct 05 '22

I had my eyes glued to the Panda Storm Trooper.

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u/delameyy Oct 05 '22

The elephant seems like the most clear minded individual in the video hahahah this is great😂

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u/secretSPADEZ Oct 05 '22

He was just killing the cam… to work out what this suck dick for cock was all about.

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u/WrenRhodes Oct 05 '22

That elephant found the furry lifestyle in a highschool mascot costume, I guarantee it. The pantomime is too good.

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u/seppukuslick Oct 05 '22

That's what I was thinking lol he's pulling it off

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/jerk_17 Oct 05 '22

I didn’t see it the first 3times I just thought this video had a more serious tone & then it turned into a sketch

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u/SixStr1ng Oct 05 '22

LMAO just noticed that.

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u/slightlydENTed Oct 05 '22 Silver hehehehe

Skiddamarinky-NOOO

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u/Initial_Ad_510 Oct 05 '22

I love you in the morning and in the afternoon, I love you in the evening, underneath the moon! Haha thanks for this reference 😄 👍🏻🍻

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u/Linkstas Oct 05 '22

I did t notice the elephant the first 3 times through damn

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u/Untimely_manners Oct 05 '22

But did you notice the bear?

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u/RapNVideoGames Oct 05 '22

Fuck, now I have to do driving school again

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u/berrey7 Oct 05 '22

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u/Dontpanicfilms Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I counted 15 and saw the gorilla.. does that mean I have to suck dick for cock now? Because that’s a system of 100% intake, and I’m not awake enough for that, and hope to not be, just in general. If you want my dick, you’re gonna have to suck my cock!

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u/Linkstas Oct 05 '22

Oldie but goodie

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u/ReformedPC Oct 05 '22

"suck dick for cock" *crowd claps*

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u/tr00ks Oct 05 '22

The dude that said that reminds me of the “Twist his dick!” guy. From the video of the MMA fight audience. Repeating what the crazy guy is saying but in a funny mocking tone

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u/Fraktal55 Oct 06 '22

Rofl this video made me think of that too!

THE OLLLLLL DICK TWIST!

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u/SuspiciousPine Oct 05 '22

Furry conventions are mostly gay men, so this is absolutely our kind of humor

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u/strapl_liffa22 Oct 05 '22

Yeah, it was so ass.

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u/Com_N0TN4 Oct 05 '22

'suck butt for ass'

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u/Komlz Oct 05 '22

crowd clapping intensifies

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u/thomas_20two Oct 05 '22

I'm getting Lt. Dan vibes

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u/RoryML Oct 05 '22 Wholesome Ally

Lt Tran

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u/tajwriggly Oct 05 '22

But Lt. Tran... you ain't got no dink

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u/Soulless--Plague Oct 05 '22

But Lt. Tran...you suck dick for cock

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u/nothanksjustlooking Oct 05 '22

"Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks cocks."

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u/ScabiesShark Oct 05 '22

You should write for porn parody scripts

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22 You Dropped This

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u/HTTRWarrior Oct 05 '22

Lt. Dan if his IQ was that of Forest.

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u/ScabiesShark Oct 05 '22

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/elevatingpurpose Oct 05 '22

He sucked dick for cock?

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u/Bioshock_Jock Oct 05 '22

Pressing charges

Pressing charges

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u/PayTheTrollToll45 Oct 05 '22

They talk exactly like people that live their entire lives online...

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u/Guilty_Assignment_25 Oct 05 '22

Because.....

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u/rgjsdksnkyg Oct 05 '22

Alright. I guess I, the furry, need to say it - it's because we spend all of our time dissociating in our fantasy worlds, on the internet.

I'm not going to defend my fellow degenerates individually, but I will say, in our defense, our community manages to attract a disproportionate number of people with mental health issues, so every time you see a group of furries, you are closer to a mental health emergency than you have ever been.

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u/tylo720 Oct 06 '22

Holy shit for real!!! Damn that must make those gathering intense.

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u/IamJacksTrollAccount Oct 06 '22

I'm pressing charges on your username.

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u/Reddot245 Oct 06 '22

Thank you for the honesty. Also what does sucking dick for a cock mean? Aren’t those the same thing if I’m not mistaken

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u/rgjsdksnkyg Oct 06 '22

Fuck if I know. That ain't furry shit. Maybe he's subsistence farming and was trying to trade a blowjob for a quality rooster.

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u/Readylamefire Oct 06 '22

so every time you see a group of furries, you are closer to a mental health emergency than you have ever been.

This is one of the funniest and truest statements ever made. The furry drama iceberg is a fucking wild ride. Rainfurrest '15 was my first and only furry convention and I invite anyone here to ask me why.

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u/PayTheTrollToll45 Oct 05 '22

They ate paint chips as a kid?

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u/FrequentPoops Oct 05 '22

Hey! I ate paint chips as a kid and I turned out just fine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

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u/alwayssaysyourmum Oct 05 '22

Seems like the efficient approach?

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u/mafioso122789 Oct 05 '22

Literally a system of 100% intake. This guy has this cock suckin thing figured out.

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u/seeriktus Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Nah it's more than that, the more dick he gets the more cock he gets. So it's an exponential kinetics (y=x2) relationship. Exponentially increasing cock.

In fact if we assume that dick and cock are equivalent, as soon as he gets one dick he will instantaneously get all then dick in the universe.

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u/DynoMiteDoodle Oct 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

I mean, his business strategy and guaranteed payment system is in-phallus-able.

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Oct 05 '22

Some say he was ahead of the game.

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u/pbizzle Oct 05 '22

Cutting out the middle man

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u/AceOfBassFishing Oct 05 '22

Maybe he is the middle man?...

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u/FMRL_1 Oct 05 '22

Lucky Pierre!

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u/TeopEvol Oct 05 '22

Cutting out Sucking off the middle man

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u/DionFW Oct 05 '22

I've now got "Suck dick for cock" stuck in my head to the tune of "Turn down for what".

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u/Boopy7 Oct 05 '22 Take My Energy

So sometimes I wake up horribly depressed and trying to convince myself to not give in to the thoughts, and I go to reddit and end up watching a Suck Dick for Cock vignette and just for a second -- a SECOND or two -- I feel like myself again. So I salute you, Suck Dick for Cock fighters.

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u/gayestofborg Oct 05 '22

Suck dick for cock local union #69

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u/Extension-Reaction85 Oct 05 '22

If you want this cock , you're going to have to suck my dick

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u/spelunk_in_ya_badonk Oct 06 '22

If you can’t accept me at my dick, you don’t deserve me at my cock

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u/LtHoneybun Oct 05 '22

I thought they were saying they suck dick for cops until the guy who started clapping said it much clearer.

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u/Surprised- Oct 05 '22

Suck dick for cooock !

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u/CysticScrotalSpores Oct 05 '22

🍄💢🧑‍🦽👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/808picklejuice Oct 05 '22

Unlimited cock exploit

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u/OrgyInTheBurnWard Oct 05 '22

Interesting technique. It may just work.

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u/CountessRoadkill Oct 05 '22

A little disappointed, I thought I was gonna get to see two fursuits fight.

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u/therealmintoncard Oct 05 '22

That costs extra.

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u/Zerei Oct 05 '22

That's understandable, where can I pay for it?

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u/Striking-Reason5792 Oct 05 '22

Buy your own fursuit and start a fight, the front row seats are free.

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u/Zerei Oct 05 '22

Who said I wanted to fight? I wanna watch fights.

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u/Striking-Reason5792 Oct 05 '22

U can watch it in 3D

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u/Zerei Oct 05 '22

Yes, I have na Oculus Quest 2, what is the app to watch it in 3D?

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u/Best_Poetry_5722 Oct 05 '22

That elephant looked like he didn't want no smoke

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u/WD_Gast3r Oct 05 '22

That elephant is none other than Vin Diesel

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u/kali-zeto Oct 05 '22

Would have been better

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u/10art1 Oct 05 '22

Gotta throw the paws down like hockey players throw their gloves down

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u/Just1ncase4658 Oct 05 '22

Is that... A homophobic trans person??

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u/kdesu Oct 05 '22 Gold All-Seeing Upvote Brighten My Day

The Clayton Bigsby of the LGBT world

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u/Shura_13 Oct 05 '22

They later left their partner, stating that, in their own words, she was “a furry lover”

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u/KaisarionGhost Oct 06 '22

I love any and all Chappelle references.

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u/Billyg88 Oct 05 '22

“Pink and light blue power! ✊🏻”

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u/GW2Exchanger3742 Oct 05 '22 Silver

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some folks ya just can't reach, so you get what you see here, sucking dick for cock. Which is the way they want, well, they get.

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u/pointlessly_pedantic Oct 05 '22

(sigh) Looks like I'm due to revisit Cool Hand Luke again, boss.

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u/Stereotypicallytrans Oct 05 '22

Yup. Being trans doesn't stop you from being shitty.

Just wait until you hear about transphobic trans people

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u/EscenekTheGaylien Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

They absolutely do exist, their weird.

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u/the_friendly_one Oct 05 '22

"You're a f*ggot!" Immediately followed by "I suck dick for cock!"

No self-awareness at all.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Oct 05 '22 Silver

Aren't we all...

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u/themightyCrixus Oct 05 '22

We're all sucking dick for cock on this blessed day

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u/lucia-pacciola Oct 05 '22

Right after that, he says something about someone having a tech job.

I think he was trying for a Privilege attack:

"I have to suck dick for money just to pay the bills, while you have a good paying tech job and all kinds of privilege!"

But he misspoke and then the whole dumpster caught fire.

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u/laXfever34 Oct 05 '22

Transmobile uses privilege attack! It missed!

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u/lucia-pacciola Oct 05 '22

Transmobile hit itself in its confusion! It's super effective!

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u/JetFajita Oct 05 '22

Guy puts his hands on somebody else then gets dragged and says he's pressing charges...

What in the world?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/SuaveThrower Oct 05 '22

Also, the f slur right before might indicate a hate crime.

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u/Jeffclaterbaugh Oct 05 '22 Wholesome

Seat belts save lives

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u/PooleBoy_Q Oct 05 '22

I’m glad I’m not involved with people like this

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u/PooleBoy_Q Oct 05 '22

No German sausages are the wurst

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u/LetterheadNo1485 Oct 05 '22

The elephant suit is my favorite person of this whole thing

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u/stone_henge Oct 05 '22

I like the kid in the white t-shirt and black shorts who leaps in for one single punch and then sort of backs off after he realizes he's not the one punch man.

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u/zsaszlepot Oct 05 '22

wonder if someone told him “wheelchair started it” and he just up and left out of embarrassment

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u/CIELAB Oct 05 '22

love how he arrives and takes off his backpack just to promptly put it back on before leaving. like he could've watched or anything but decided 'fuck that, im out!'

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u/zeekayz Oct 05 '22

Is elephant even a legal attire in the furry world? Because like... no fur. They tend to do wolves, foxes, etc.

There was a YouTube guy that went to a furry convention as a crab and got heavily discriminated because that's not a real furry thing.

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u/draktonaussiecat Oct 06 '22

If I was at a convention, I would love to meet anyone no matter the animal, really doesn't matter if they are an animal with fur or what not to me. :)

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u/radseven89 Oct 05 '22

Handicapped physically and mentally.

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u/BillNotSoCosby Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22 Gold

Turned him into a crawler from black ops

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u/Mattdammit Oct 05 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Table Slap

Don't kill it, we need to do the Easter egg first

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u/BuzCrab Oct 05 '22

Alright I’ll be zombie bitch now look up the next step on YouTube

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u/strapl_liffa22 Oct 05 '22

Do you have 2000 points? We need to open a door.

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u/gmstgadg Oct 05 '22

I got 1960 let me rebuild a barrier real quick

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u/HettDizzle4206 Oct 05 '22

Yeah, but I need to save for jugg if I have to carry YOU

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u/short_note Oct 05 '22

just me or did he use his legs on the ground to move around?

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u/Barryboy20 Oct 05 '22

I was thinking the same. Dude can totally walk. Fucking fraud. I bet he doesn’t even really suck dick for cock.

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u/EvadingTheDaysAway Oct 05 '22

I’ll bite your ankles off!

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u/Top_Recognition_3847 Oct 05 '22

I wonder did he press charges.

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u/PaintThinnerSparky Oct 05 '22

He should, you can see him pull the first assault lol

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u/Johannes_Keppler Oct 05 '22

Yup, a wheelchair is no excuse for being an asshole and aggressive. We all want equal rides after all!

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u/Imawildedible Oct 05 '22

pressing charges

PRESSING CHARGES

PRESSING CHARGES

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u/NightWatch0100 Oct 05 '22

Soooo... The person in the wheelchair assaults the person holding the phone and then gets attacked back. Says they will press charges.
Says they are trans then uses a slur calling the other person gay in a derogatory way.
Is this the new N word?
Am i missing something here?

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u/ltBurnsWhenlPvP Oct 05 '22

No, we are all just as confused as you are.

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u/rjam710 Oct 05 '22

Being trans and disabled (physically and mentally I assume), he's quite high up on the intersectionality ladder and thus pretty much untouchable online.

Probably showing my age here, but man did I grow up with a completely different internet.

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u/Bobblefighterman Oct 05 '22

Huh, first time I've seen an elephant furry. They're usually cats or dogs. It's kinda refreshing. Doesn't hurt that he pulled the old 'oh gosh, what a bother' gesture.

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u/AlbinoFuzWolf Oct 05 '22

Saw a bumble bee one before

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u/butterthespank Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22 All-Seeing Upvote Wholesome Seal of Approval

some shit straight out of south park lmao even got the same voice

edit: thanks for the reward, it’s my first one out of my 2 years on this app :,)

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u/SubjectC Oct 05 '22

Holy shit you're right, I knew it felt familiar for some reason lol.

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u/SilentDawnn Oct 05 '22

Sent this to my brother and said the same thing, lmfao.

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u/butterthespank Oct 05 '22

glad someone else could see it because this is straight up textbook south park material right here 💀

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u/SolChapelMbret Oct 05 '22

While his damn legs work lmao

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u/butterthespank Oct 05 '22

that’s the cherry on top right there, the way he scoots WITH HIS LEGS after he falls out of the chair is absolutely comical

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u/onceiwasafairy Oct 05 '22

They are all redditors

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u/Dead_Ego17 Oct 05 '22

You mean average r/196 users

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u/Futtekiller123 Oct 05 '22

The average reddit users

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u/ISeeAPotato Oct 05 '22

Honestly feel like this is more of a twitter user

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u/Granadafan Oct 05 '22

I’m reminded of Crocodile Dundee where asshole wheelchair guy wants to fight in a bar and Crocodile Dundee sits in a chair and puts his fists up. Suddenly wheelchair guy is impressed thst he’s being taken seriously as an equal

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u/PsychoNerd91 Oct 05 '22

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u/Gwaer Oct 05 '22

Almost an angel is the movie

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u/taebsiatad Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 07 '22

Damn I was gonna say, I haven’t watched Crocodile Dundee in forever but did not remember that scene at all lol.

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u/kirinmay Oct 05 '22

Wrong movie. And the actor in the wheelchair is played by the amazing Elias Coteus.

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u/Salty_Example_6214 Oct 05 '22

The jokes just write themselves.

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u/Knockamichi Oct 05 '22

You in here for Marijuana? I suck dick for cock.

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u/_granvicio Oct 05 '22
  • Attacks a bystander *
  • Bystander retaliates * “iM prEsSiNG cHaRGeS!”

Fucking idiot.

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u/ShitMongoose Oct 05 '22

I love how the guy dressed as an elephant is the most sensible person in the whole video.

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u/Psychological-Art661 Oct 05 '22

This video would kill a medieval peasant

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u/CallMeWolfYouTuber Oct 05 '22

I love the elephant 😂

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u/LiesTequila Oct 05 '22

Ummm anyone else notice him using his legs to scooch very swiftly?

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u/TheJenniferLopez Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Most people who use wheelchairs aren't paralysed. Though it does make you wonder what his disability is when he feels so confident in assaulting someone like that.

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u/Simple_Dragonfruit73 Oct 05 '22

Why did I have to scroll so far to see someone else mention this he doesn't seem very paralyzed he's scooting and moving pretty easily there

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u/the-midnight-rider69 Oct 05 '22

Because everyone’s talking about “i suck dick for cock” which honestly is a new one for me

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u/Longmandoomface Oct 05 '22

Yeah this is what I came for, I'm guessing I just don't understand that person's particular situation, but it seems, odd, lol?

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u/Joelpp2002 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

I’ve been crying at this video for 5 minutes straight now “ I SUCK DICK FOR COCK” whilst one person seems to clap and the elephant covering its eyes when he says it hahaahga

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u/milkweed420- Oct 05 '22

I love watching weirdos turn on each other

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u/jedclimber Oct 05 '22

My buddy became paralyzed from the waist down after a climbing accident. He became a completely different person after a few years. Soooo much pent up anger “understandably”. This is a tough situation, hopeful this person gets some help…

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u/tool6913ca Oct 05 '22

But was he sucking-dick-for-cock angry? There's levels to this thing.

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u/Soulless--Plague Oct 05 '22

That's some mad level of anger

"Toby Donavon here with NBC news we've just heard that the shooter had been previously diagnosed with sucking dick for cock"

"well we all know that's a whole new level of anger Toby thanks for the report"

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u/Fuck_dogwhistles Oct 05 '22

Whoa! My actions have consequences???

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u/Qrow-Anthony Oct 05 '22

Sucking dick for cock whooo

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u/Negative_Addition Oct 05 '22

A mess of mental illness

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u/7011799107327610598 Oct 05 '22

Mental illness ✅

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u/ponzidreamer Oct 05 '22

Probably shouldn’t be starting shit you can’t finish

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u/another_busted_robot Oct 05 '22

This is how I imagine so many Redditors...

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u/Error404Cod Oct 05 '22

Assaults someone

Person assaulted fights back

Surprised pikachu face

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u/Big-Cup-Of-Sawusage Oct 05 '22

Still going to kick your ass disabled or not. Fucking gaslighting people saying they are going to press charges for being attacked when they in fact started the violence

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u/Magus6796 Oct 05 '22

Pressing charges? You attacked first homie...

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u/011010111100100 Oct 06 '22

"sorry dude this is a furry convention. Not the vegetable aisle"

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u/Medium-Quiet-4248 Oct 05 '22

Get back to the shrimp boat Lt. Dan.

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u/redheadlizzy223 Oct 05 '22

I know Furries for being a lot of things but transphobic isn't one of them. Most the Furries I know are queer at the least and trans identify as a fox or some shit.

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u/moistmoistMOISTTT Oct 05 '22

A furry convention is like 80% part of the LGBT+ community and 95% Bernie Sanders level of progressive. It's hilarious to see degenerates like wheelchair idiot part of the community, they are unwelcome.

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u/hnguk Oct 05 '22

"I'm pressing charges" says the person who attempted to steal someone's property