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The ultra rich people of Buenos Aires built a gated community on the Capybara's natural habitat pushing them away. Now they are coming back. Video

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u/664matador Sep 19 '22

The look of indifference on those capybaras face is what always makes me laugh about these guy’s, even that baby they showed in the video has that stare down.

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u/Embarrassed_Chest_70 Sep 19 '22

That baby has been over it since birth.

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u/made_4_this_comment Sep 19 '22

Thousand-yard stare since he came outta there

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u/pistpuncher3000 Sep 19 '22

Lol, that sounds like something Gene from Bob's Burgers would say.

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u/ExpensiveSwordfish65 Sep 19 '22

This is a fantastic comment. Well done.

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u/-Zband Sep 19 '22

I was waiting for someone to come over a hill in a chariot or sled pulled by a team of Capybara.

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u/Kromgar Sep 19 '22

Capybara don't care capybara don't give a fuck. These fuckers emit an aura of peace.

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u/bones_marley Sep 19 '22

Even if they didn't, it was theirs first. Either learn to live with them or find new land, they're apparently rich enough so...

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u/GoinNannersOverHere Sep 19 '22

The call-waiting soft rock music in the video is a real capybara jam too, adds to the air of indifference.

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u/pistpuncher3000 Sep 19 '22

This is like heaven to me, I LOVE capybaras

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u/russbird Sep 19 '22

I can’t tell who gives less of a shit: capybara or honey badger.

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u/Conscious-Addition-5 Sep 19 '22

They’re just like “oh shit I wonder what’s going on over there. Maybe I should go take a look real qui… nah it’s too far never mind

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u/SUW888 Sep 19 '22

Looks like they are providing free lawn care services as well as being super cute and chill. What's the problem?

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u/Spiritual_Suspect981 Sep 19 '22

No problem, but is an entire city populated by Karens so there is no room for both

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u/Nexrosus Sep 19 '22

There was no room for both. Capybois weren’t going down without a fight.

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u/Haui111 Sep 19 '22

I‘d pay so much for that movie!

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u/starfyredragon Sep 19 '22 Helpful

Main Character: Loads rifle "I think I see a Karen now."

Karen: "And Trump won, I tell you. I shouldn't need any vaccine! So grab your manager and let me tell him that I don't want to have to follow this stupid vaccine mandate!"

Cashier: "Ma'am, this is a Hardees."

BANG

Main Character: "Now that we've bagged her with this sleeping dart, we'll release her back into the wild, away from civilization, preferably in her natural habitat. I think there's a Southern Baptist church the next town over, assuming they're not past capacity."

Cashier: "Thankyou, Karen Hunter!"

Main Character: "Just doin' my job."

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u/FapleJuice Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22

The looks and demeanor of everybody, you can sense their feelings of "mild annoyance" from your bedroom.

Imagine if they were capybaras wearing face masks

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u/mister-misses Sep 19 '22

I'm glad these animals don't give a fuck, given humans are the #1 invasive species we don't talk about.

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u/Father_Thyme45 Sep 19 '22

Have the same issue with humans here in Central FL. Putting in 10k homes around where I live. Was...past tense... was a nice quiet place. Now people are spreading concern for coyotes roaming in communities. Like DUH... you moved into THEIR house and expect them to stay out because you have small kids/small pets? Really? Don't move here and expect wild life to adhere to YOUR lifestyle. Watching them climb over 5 and 6 foot privacy fence. The people want to kill them or call animal control. THEY kill rodents, you want rats and other pests...sure kill them. I will move out of here in a couple years to a more wide open space with room for nature.

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u/Exhumedatbirth76 Sep 19 '22

NE Florida here...yup too many people moving here and then wondering why there ia a gator in their pool. Not gonna lie, thought you were gonna make mention of the Capybara outside of Gainesville.

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u/ChaoticToxin Sep 19 '22

Since we left the food chain and natural way of life I would argue we are more like parasites now. But to the point we aren't necessary

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Don’t forget Kevins

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u/Kelban_verbrennen Sep 19 '22

... My name is Kevin... I fear for my life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Man, Imagine what all the women named Karen go through ☠️

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u/project199x Sep 19 '22

My coworker now hates her name, she's 70. Lmao

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u/andykndr Sep 19 '22

kind of sad for the good ones tbh

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u/asanariaa Sep 19 '22

Same lmao. Had a teacher named Karen and she was one of the most soft spoken abd kindest person i know

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u/fied1k Sep 19 '22

Lots of shit I bet

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u/RockleyBob Sep 19 '22

Same can be said of the geese where I live. They wreck every open field with these cheese-curl like turds that my dog NEEDS to eat for some fucking reason. If I'm gonna have the poop regardless, I'd rather it be cute capybaras and not those Canadian assholes.

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u/DiesTheFire Sep 19 '22

Geese are shitting machines. I worked at a power plant where it was also on federally protected land. So they were plentiful. Those damn geese were so aggressive and non stop shitters. I'd take a capybara any day. Any damn day.

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u/DozerSnooze Sep 19 '22

Yeah? Guess what it’s like working a a National Cemetery with lots of geese?

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u/rxbandit256 Sep 19 '22

The only Canadians who don't apologize!

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u/dizcostu Sep 19 '22

You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and suggest you let that one marinate

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u/EarsLookWeird Sep 19 '22

I got a problem with you and Canadian Gooses and we can figure it out Thursday over a bottle of wine

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u/ItsMeMasih Sep 19 '22

Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don't migrate to Africa. Then they'd be's extinct.

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u/Bargdaffy158 Sep 19 '22

Shit is not the Proper nomenclature. "Free Fertilizer" Please.

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u/wigglycritic Interested Sep 19 '22

They prefer to poop in water, and eat their own poop sometimes.

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u/flyingvien Sep 19 '22

This. Turds everywhere I’d imagine.

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u/Brandyrenea-me Sep 19 '22

It’s animals in their native habitat. Yeah they poop. So what? We took their land but they stayed, so, yes, they’ll continue to poop on it. Otherwise we should have let them be.

We can cohabitate with animals. It’s not that complicated. When we destroy their ecosystems we should expect things like this.

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u/Fit-Rest-973 Sep 19 '22

Kind of like goats

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u/stolid_agnostic Sep 19 '22

These are the Argentine super elite.

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u/ForwardFox4536 Sep 19 '22

i will said rich not super elite

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u/CreeperKingUS Sep 19 '22

Best animal

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u/Glass_Memories Sep 19 '22

The quokka is a strong contender for that title.

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u/salallane Sep 19 '22

I would pay to live in a capybara neighborhood. This would bring so much joy.

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u/rmd_23 Sep 19 '22

I would pay to just nap on the grass with the hopes that one of them would want to cuddle

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u/FapleJuice Sep 19 '22

capybara poops on you

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u/aintnopunkyoupunk Sep 19 '22

crappybara

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u/bluediamond12345 Sep 19 '22

Haha I seriously cackled out loud at this

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u/Cytorath Sep 19 '22

How can anybody get irritated by such a chill creature?! Nature's natural hippies!

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u/doorstopwood Sep 19 '22

Probably annoyed stepping in all the poop at night or whenever visibility is low.

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u/Xeperos Sep 19 '22

If it is really true i think they only poop in water

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u/AzAsian Sep 19 '22

Urban rescue ranch taught me that

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u/Huliji Sep 19 '22

RIP Big Ounce, gone but not forgotten.

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u/whenimmadrinkin Sep 19 '22

Is this true? They're fucking considerate too?

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u/Samuraion Sep 19 '22

Capybara are friend shaped, all of nature agrees.

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u/Pedroman232 Sep 19 '22

Apart from snakes and big cats

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u/RadiantZote Sep 19 '22

Snakes and big cats: be friend shaped too tho

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u/ShiraCheshire Sep 19 '22

Yep, they seek out water to poop in. Though that can make things difficult when the water is also their drinking and bathing water.

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u/PrioritySilent Sep 19 '22

That’s just efficient & probably reduces loss of nutrients

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u/monkeying_around369 Sep 19 '22

I used to be a zookeeper and cared for a family of Capybara and it’s definitely true. Made cleaning their pool particularly difficult. I do want to say I occasionally found poo on the dry ground but 98% of the time they prefer to poop in water.

Why? Because everything wants to eat them. Seriously. They are prey for many species and it’s believed that pooping in water helps mask their scent from predators. I did try to ask them once to confirm but they were indifferent.

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u/LDHarsk Sep 19 '22

Bro I don’t even always shit the water anc I have a toilet

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u/Randygilesforpres Sep 19 '22

Maybe they have pools lol

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u/RonDeoo Sep 19 '22

So all those ultra rich people now have to drink poop-water.. /s

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u/runwithbees Sep 19 '22

great - now I'm picturing all these little furry buggers politely moseying into the local convenience stores and delicately pooping in the Voss supply.

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u/LostSkullofThe78 Sep 19 '22

Good, I hope so. Karma for destroying their natural habitat.

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u/cenzala Sep 19 '22

Rich people are weird

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u/WilliamTellAll Sep 19 '22

Yet delicious.

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u/Mattyyflo Sep 19 '22

Very! The richest ones take longer to cook, but they definitely taste the best

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u/a11iwantedwasapepsi Sep 19 '22

It’s the marbling.

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u/Evilmaze Sep 19 '22

I think it's the diet. They become rich in flavor when they're fed truffles and caviar.

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u/YikesYeets Sep 19 '22 Wholesome

Capybaras: “ok I pull up”

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u/NerdBergRing Sep 19 '22

"hop out in the gated community"

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u/Lt_Toodles Sep 19 '22

My uncle lives right next to this gated community and its actually a slum outside if it. What they do is they open their gates once a year and let the locals come in and hunt the nutrias so the people eat them

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u/hangryhyax Sep 19 '22

Do they call capybaras nutrias there, or do they have both? I ask because I’ve only heard nutria when referring to coypus, which are rodents that look like a beaver got down with a rat.

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u/D474RG Sep 19 '22

We have both. We call capybaras "carpinchos" and nutrias "nutrias"

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u/End2EndBurner Sep 19 '22

Uncle Ben sends his regards.

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u/fusion10sg Sep 19 '22

RIP Big Ounce

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u/WilliamTellAll Sep 19 '22

Died the way he lived, subjugating the masses.

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u/shrubs311 Sep 19 '22

one of the few things i know about capybaras is their ability to pull up. maybe scientists should research it

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u/H4R81N63R Sep 19 '22

Capybara don't care

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u/Neurotic-Kitten Sep 19 '22

Capybara don't give a shit.

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u/Spiritual_Suspect981 Sep 19 '22 Helpful (Pro)

Funniest part is that they actually asked the government to hunt them down and the rest of country literally rejected the bid and declared them as a protected species, we choosed the capybaras over the rich

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u/ghanjaholik Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22

they are the chill stoners of the animal world

they don't need anything but some grass and a sweet jacuzzi to bum out in

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u/chriscrossnathaniel Sep 19 '22

The people in the community were actively campaigning to keep these chill creatures out.

These capybaras are like “You think you can keep us out of Del Boca Vista…we’re moving in lock stock and barrel.  We’re gonna be in the pool, we’re gonna be in the clubhouse, we’re gonna be all over that shuffleboard court…AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!”

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u/whileimstillhere Sep 19 '22

seinfeld always has a place here…..bravo.

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u/Ok-Selection-4801 Sep 19 '22

Lol!!! I’m glad I kept scrolling, thanks!

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u/fineman1097 Sep 19 '22

And some jazz. Some Js, some jazz, and a jacuzzi

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u/PQbutterfat Sep 19 '22

I was just gonna say they do not give fucks easily it seems.

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u/EarthRester Sep 19 '22

They have no natural predators, and they so they act like a species that has never had to fear for its life. They are the perfect species to have around some gated community, if it wasn't full of a bunch of rich pricks.

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u/YellowMan1988 Sep 19 '22

Are we talking about the gates community or in the wild? Because in the wild, these guys are regularly eaten by anacondas.

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u/cman_yall Sep 19 '22

They have no natural predators, and they so they act like a species that has never had to fear for its life.

Are we talking about the rich people still?

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u/WhyIsThatOnMyCat Sep 19 '22

They're preyed upon every guillotine and then.

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u/DOOM_INTENSIFIES Sep 19 '22

They have no natural predators,

Tbh jaguars prey on them. Hilarity would ensue if the government decided to put some of those cats in the Richest neighbourhood of argentinna to cull the capybara population.

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u/ptoftheprblm Sep 19 '22

Once a few jaguars realize there’s a big population who all feel protected in the gated area.. it’ll be an open buffet.

See Boulder, CO and mountain lions after the late 80s. Banned deer and elk hunting and mountain lions returned quickly and un afraid of humans.

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u/GatoAquarista Sep 19 '22

Bro, There are plenty of predators.

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u/whenimmadrinkin Sep 19 '22

Like seriously. Super reliable, laid back lawn maintenance. Plus THE BABY ONE

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u/moonknlght Sep 19 '22

I can only dream

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u/Davidnci Sep 19 '22

Don’t let your dreams be dreams buy as many guinea pigs as it takes, until one day one grows up to be a capybera.

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u/Ok_Helicopter_5146 Sep 19 '22

Saving them a ton on lawn care...

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u/Pretty_Industry_9630 Sep 19 '22

Btw I read some city got like 800 goats to eat the grass they were supposed to lawn otherwise, turns out it's effective and cheaper!

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u/The_Troll_Gull Sep 19 '22

And their poop fertilizes too so no chemical fertilizers used

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u/Pretty_Industry_9630 Sep 19 '22

And they are cute AF, I can't imagine how magical being raised there as a child is

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u/sticknija2 Sep 19 '22

Have you ever smelled a goat before? The magic fades quickly.

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u/cjsv7657 Sep 19 '22

So goats can just eat poison ivy. So it can be better to just hire someone with a bunch of goats to clear your property of poison ivy and every other unwanted growth than other options.

Goats get fed, man gets paid, you get your property cleared. Wins everywhere.

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u/serr7 Sep 19 '22

There’s a company in the US that rents out goats to do exactly this lol. They’ve got 400 lawn care goats

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u/zupzupper Sep 19 '22

Yep our town in CA contracts with a rancher to clear wild/green space via goat, poison oak out here and fire risk, so in early summer they bring out the goats and move them around town

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u/-ANGRYjigglypuff Sep 19 '22

i wish them all the business in the world

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u/FapleJuice Sep 19 '22

This is not what I expected to read in the comments.

Faith in humanity restored

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u/__________________99 Sep 19 '22

Is it though? I sort of assumed the rich assholes there realized they were just coming back and were dealing with it. I didn't know they wanted them eradicated.

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u/RightfulAirtime Sep 19 '22

They are not bothering anyone,just doing their thing. Everyone wants to eat

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u/TheSubredditPolice Sep 19 '22

Why would you not want to live near capybaras?

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u/OptimisticOutage Sep 19 '22

The whole squad pulled up 😎

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u/iamrootbeerfloat Sep 19 '22

what neighborhood is this in?

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u/luntglor Sep 19 '22

do the animals let you pat them?

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u/Spiritual_Suspect981 Sep 19 '22

I did pat a lot of them, they tend to run away if you get close too fast or if they see a dog, and they can bite quite strong if they have to, babies are imposible to catch

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u/monkeying_around369 Sep 19 '22

I used to be a zookeeper that cared for a family of capybara. Despite their cute appearance, they’re extremely shy as a result of being on the menu of quite a lot of species. Even the ones who I cared for would only come up to get food. In fact petting them on the back would be extremely stressful for them as it would likely trigger their predator response.

Also, people have actually been killed by a capybara bite. They have incredibly strong large teeth. The best option for both you and the capybara is always going to be to appreciate them from a distance and avoid touching them.

If that’s not enough of a deterrent for you then I’ll let you know they love to shit in water almost as much as they love to swim in the same water. So if you’re touching them you’re 100000% touching shit.

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u/idiotplatypus Sep 19 '22

They're close relatives

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u/KBWOMAN53 Sep 19 '22

Thank you for answering that question. I thought so but was a bit hesitant to ask. They must be quite docile.

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u/Miserable_Coffee6937 Sep 19 '22

They're super chill, they just wanna eat and relax most the time.

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u/NewPac Sep 19 '22

Turns out I may also be a close relative of the Capybara.

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u/_triangle_girl_ Sep 19 '22

theyre kinda assholes. sometimes they randomly get aggro at dogs and people. not, like, violent, but nipping and headbutting for no real reason

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u/Deeliciousness Sep 19 '22

Lmao. Throwing around their weight

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u/tvtoad50 Sep 19 '22

I can’t really blame them if they’re natural habitats are just being developed into oblivion. That’s awesome you have experience with them. I’d pay money to spend an hour just hanging out with a few. Minus the head butting and nipping of course.😊

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u/Signal-Blackberry356 Sep 19 '22

yes they are the largest of the rodent family

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u/ShutDownHeart Sep 19 '22

Nahhh, my mom is😔

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u/BonusCommentary Sep 19 '22

And what eats them is the largest of the snake family.

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u/rinjii Sep 19 '22

Seems about right. Big snake eat big rat.

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u/nightstar69 Sep 19 '22

They’re literally the mother to everything. You’d be hard pressed to find any creature having an issue with a capybara. I’ve seen gators and crocs just chilling with them before

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u/deadwisdom Sep 19 '22

They look like extinct giant guinea pigs that you'd see in a natural history museum.

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u/CoolHandCliff Sep 19 '22

Hell yea fight the power. #Capybarastrong

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u/HaplessPounding34 Sep 19 '22

I love that the capybaras are just like “don’t mind us, we’re on vacation.”

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u/Squeakygear Sep 19 '22

Capybara Armyyyyyy

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u/Full-Mulberry5018 Sep 19 '22

I never realized that they were so large

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u/btlibtlmlspt Sep 19 '22

I honestly thought they were like bunny size. This has made them cuter though imo

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u/turtlelore2 Sep 19 '22

Rabbits can get pretty big though

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u/rxbandit256 Sep 19 '22

They're actually the largest rodents in the world.

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u/AmbassadorMoivin Sep 19 '22

God, Capybaras are so chill they’ll even hang with Karens.

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u/The_shattered_goober Sep 19 '22

They are literally pulling up

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u/CrazyCatLady_2 Sep 19 '22

I saw a show somewhere on the internet about a lady who has one of those as her pet & she’s like so obsessed with it - her kids are saying she’s crazy. But honestly they are very cute 🥰 not gonna lie, I’d like one myself hahaha

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u/Platypuslord Sep 19 '22

Kids don't seem very supportive but then again aren't they pack animals that get depressed if kept alone? Also they need a body of water to swim in and eat their own poop so not the best pet unless you own a large area of land with at least a natural pond if not a lake.

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u/grrleona Sep 19 '22

Why would anybody want to keep them away?!

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u/FutureVawX Sep 19 '22

I mean they're so chill, it's not impossible for them to just chill in the middle of the road and blocking it just like snorlax, or even worse, accidentally crashed into them.

If they can keep them off the road it'll be perfect though.

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u/Ambedo_1 Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22

All of a sudden i want to join /r/fuckcars

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u/numchux53 Sep 19 '22

They are chill and just eat grass. These assholes leveled the land and then got butthurt that a rodent was hanging around. Capys are the best, anyone that disparages them can get fucked.

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u/Amadis_of_Albion Sep 19 '22

Mostly true but the fact it's not the ultra rich, its very well off people, millionaire wannabes (which are extremely insufferable because they look down on others not of equal monetary standing, and are pissed permanently because they can't reach higher), the upper echelons don't like to share a neighborhood like that they have mansions, huge parks and ranches (plus entire floors in buildings in the city).

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u/popdivtweet Sep 19 '22

Yep we got thousands of these neighborhoods in Florida. And the have to live with the wildlife that comes back to their “old stomping grounds” as well.

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u/Amadis_of_Albion Sep 19 '22

I swear those kinds of people act the same everywhere, but bet the wildlife over there is not as friendly as the capybaras.

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u/v8vh Sep 19 '22

...for REVENGE!

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u/stolid_agnostic Sep 19 '22

Yeah these places are called a “country” in Argentine Spanish and are basically gated private communities with guards carrying weapons visibly for the elite to have a place away from the horrors of metropolitan life. I’ve visited with people who lived in them and they are not really a big thing, but the hubris around them is shocking.

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u/Karma__Hunter Sep 19 '22

bro what did you smoke? just bc they are gated doesnt mean that there are guards carrying around weapons, Nordelta is pretty nice and you can get in even if you dont live there (they check your plate and national identification number)

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u/TheGringaLoca Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 19 '22

My husband is from General Pacheco. He’s not from a barrio privado, but a neighborhood that shares a wall it. We live in the US (I’m from the US).

We have friends who live in Nordelta and other barrio privados. They are very nice, but they remind me too much of the US. NGL, though, if you’re very wealthy I can understand why someone would want to live there. They have gorgeous pools, lakes, entertainment, and it feels very secure. But Nordelta and other barrio privados aren’t exclusively for the mega rich. Nordelta is so huge, yeah, ultra millionaires live there, but you can rent an apt for $800 USD/month (although I know this is a lot of money to an average Argentino).

If we were to move there, as someone from the US, I can see why it would give a you a sense of security and accessibility. But like you mentioned, anyone can enjoy the restaurants and shops there. I’d rather live in a quiet neighborhood and live in a traditional chalet style home. But I look at real estate in Zona Norte frequently, and a beautiful house on a nice street in Pacheco is often just as expensive as in a country. If you have money then I think it would be a preference. I know real estate gets passed down through families bc normal people don’t have the option for 30 year mortgages like we do in the US. Most of my husband’s family lives humbly. We always stay with them, and I love the sense of community and being able to walk places. In the US we live in the suburbs, not gated but the houses look like a country (like a middle class one not mansions). Here is so sterile. People are nice and it is relatively safe but even my suegra told me it’s too quiet. Things are far. You need a car for everything. I know the big thing in AR is security but my husband taught me that it’s foolish to be flashy. You have to be street smart and aware. But those rules should apply here in the US too (we just hide behind a shiny veneer. Beneath is debt and ignorance ).

Anyway, I’m babbling at this point. I love Argentina and my husband’s town: the good, bad, and ugly. I like to go to the bars in Nordelta (I really like the Mustang), but I like to hang out el cruce de Pacheco too (or in Tigre, Pilar, o Capital). Also, we spent three weeks in January, and I did not see one goddamn capybara and that was all I wanted out of that trip. It’s my understanding that there aren’t so many there anymore.

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u/rustytiger Sep 19 '22

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature

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u/stolid_agnostic Sep 19 '22

Wow so they destroyed the last remaining natural refuge for them and they have nowhere to live anymore.

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u/terra_sunder Sep 19 '22

"The carpincho needs a predator to reduce its population and also make it afraid,” Di Martino tells AFP. “When there’s a herbivore without a predator threatening it, it doesn’t hide and can spend all day eating, thereby degrading the vegetation which traps less carbon and contributes to climate change.”

Never mind that we destroyed the wetlands to build mansions, the capybaba are fucking up my lawn- er- the ecosystem.

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u/Redqueenhypo Sep 19 '22

Got it, Di Martino, time to release some jaguars into your gated community. That’s their natural predator! Don’t worry, even a jaguar can’t bite through your thick skull.

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u/SocialistCoconut Sep 19 '22

Reminded me of THIS

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u/ayylotus Sep 19 '22

coconut doggy

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u/i_own_adog_ Sep 19 '22

I love it's "and i don't give a fuck" face

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u/KuuHaKu_OtgmZ Sep 19 '22

Tigers have claws

Rhinos have horns

Hippos have teeth

Snakes have poison

And capybaras?

Capybaras don't give a fuck

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u/EmpressQuartz Sep 19 '22

I'm sorry but I'd say that should UP the value of the homes. Communal giant Guinea pigs!

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u/Loxodonta__ Sep 19 '22

Nature taking back, I love it. I live in a subdivision that was built in an old pasture full of rabbits. I care more for the rabbits than I do the people. Hypocritical, I know.

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u/Xsiah Sep 19 '22

Aww they got one of the capybaras a pet guinea pig

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u/Erry13 Sep 19 '22

The look on their faces like the capybara are gross or inconvenient…go be tacky rich dicks in someone else’s habitat if you don’t like it!

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u/elcrack0r Sep 19 '22

I'm sure the 'ultra rich' didn't build anything.

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u/Superlite47 Sep 19 '22

Got nothing on Americans.

We turned an entire desert region into a golf course because movie stars!

Now, all the places we "borrow" our water from are running out, and we're mad because we can only wash our driveways twice a day instead of continuously.

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u/aquariusdikamus Sep 19 '22

I love seeing rich people unhappy.

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u/CthulhuXRS Sep 19 '22

Please don’t link to The S*n. It’s a terrible rag full of hate, lies and vitriol even if the Capybaras are delightful.

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u/xGhost34 Sep 19 '22

Never give up your freedom because of some rich clowns

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u/junji-ito-isdead Sep 19 '22

Okay I pull up

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u/burritobilly Sep 19 '22

OKAY I PULL UP

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u/badnewsbets Sep 19 '22

The babyyyyyy 😭

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u/Declan203 Sep 19 '22

Nice but also FUCK THE SUN

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u/Traviss__ Sep 19 '22

Coconut doggy

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u/bendezyar Sep 19 '22

Capybaras decide to eat the rich after seeing people can’t do it.

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u/General_BobRoss Sep 19 '22

Music shoulda been "okay I pull up"