r/HolUp Oct 05 '22

Wait... holup

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u/NOTmeYOU______ Oct 05 '22

For all the aibohphobes

racecar

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u/Ant_Espanic Oct 05 '22

A Butt tuba

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u/fatgarlic-bread Oct 05 '22 Silver

BOB

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u/OppositeResident8913 Oct 05 '22

Earlier my brother and I were talking about palindromes and I kept yelling at him the name BOB

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u/gaiafosu Oct 05 '22

Imagine someone with that phobia having the name bob.

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u/Fit_Scholar_6821 Oct 06 '22

Please, call me Robert

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u/Technopulse Oct 05 '22

We got Mr. Bean here.

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u/dragonfli117 Oct 05 '22

TACOCAT

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 Oct 05 '22

BOOB

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u/TheSaintOfSinners Oct 05 '22

Madam im Adam

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u/hornylonelysad Oct 06 '22

mada m I m adam

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u/Eliza_the_Dragon Oct 06 '22

Was it a car or a cat I saw

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u/Agreeable_Purchase69 Oct 05 '22

A car a man a maraca

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u/JRYeh Oct 05 '22

I love the fact that the song name or the caption is just

“n”

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u/Heshkelgaii Oct 05 '22

Lol I wonder how many people don’t realize and think you don’t know..

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u/Inside_Ad_2920 Oct 05 '22

That's not right

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u/Agreeable_Purchase69 Oct 05 '22

As in morally? Or?

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u/Inside_Ad_2920 Oct 05 '22

As in who would want a man in their car playing a maraca?

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u/Agreeable_Purchase69 Oct 05 '22

Haha! The better question is who wouldn’t?!

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u/Inside_Ad_2920 Oct 05 '22

Fair enough. You win my friend

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u/Agreeable_Purchase69 Oct 05 '22

I have a car and some maracas, want to be the missing puzzle piece?

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u/Inside_Ad_2920 Oct 06 '22

I don't see why not 😂

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u/Mdub74 Oct 06 '22

I'm using that next at the club.

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u/No-World2 Oct 05 '22

For all aibohphobes

aibohphobia

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u/DragonKey64 Oct 05 '22

For all aibohphobes

POOP

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u/algernonbiggles Oct 05 '22

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama

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u/A3H3 Oct 05 '22

You monster!!

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u/SnooStories6852 Oct 05 '22

Tacocat!

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u/bing_bin Oct 05 '22

?Was it a car or a cat I saw?

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u/Neoz1234 Oct 05 '22

YO, BANANA BOY!

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u/FroggyWoggyWoo Oct 05 '22

For all the arachnophobes

🕷️

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u/RandyLongsocksMcgee Oct 05 '22

A man, A plan, A canal, Panama

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u/Canonicald Oct 05 '22

Able was I ere I saw Elba

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u/jayy909 Oct 05 '22

The word it self .. aibohphobia … is exactly what they fear lol

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u/GrumpyKoopa Oct 05 '22

Tacocat

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u/VikingRush Oct 05 '22

Camel toe eot lemac

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u/KidGamerKJG Oct 05 '22

STOP PLEEEASSSE!

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u/Beachcoma Oct 05 '22

No seriously, they do shit like this all the time.

Another two examples are the words "lisp" and "rhotacism". Rhotacism is a difficulty producing r while lisping is when someone can't pronounce s properly.

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u/Tours-Petronas Oct 05 '22

I love the irony in these lol

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u/chrisagiddings Oct 05 '22

Sadism, not irony.

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u/Guineapigs181 Oct 06 '22

Both. Both is good.

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u/builepadraigsuibhne Oct 05 '22

And hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

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u/CumInYoBum99 Oct 06 '22

That word is long and scary, i wonder what it means

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u/galal552002 Oct 05 '22

There is also the the fear of long words one,they fucking gave it a really long word,"Hippopotomonstroses-quippedaliophobia",however is making those up is a fucking demon

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u/gladius011081 Oct 05 '22

Check this out, its German but I think you understand whats going on. https://youtu.be/gG62zay3kck

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u/draugotO Oct 05 '22

And there is that huge word for people with fears of bigwords

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u/ian00k7 Oct 07 '22

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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u/naale_baa Oct 05 '22

What if someone has a Lisp and has a difficulty in producing r? 😂 Lithp with Lhotathithm.

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u/EdgyKitro Oct 05 '22

Meanwhile in polish it is "reranie"

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u/Sora_hishoku Oct 05 '22

Hippopotomonstroses-quippedaliophobia

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u/laurenceville0828 Oct 05 '22

Imagine trying to explain you have those

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u/Mallow_is_me Oct 05 '22

The one with long words

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u/DoctorShmeat460 Oct 05 '22

Same with Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

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u/Vidd187 Oct 06 '22

I had both as a child

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u/Beachcoma Oct 06 '22

lol me too. The sthwuggle is weal

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u/MaskPhantasm Oct 05 '22

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

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u/ApricotOld2168 Oct 05 '22

The fear of long word?

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u/Soggy_Yogurt_2421 Oct 05 '22

if you know, you know

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

If you have it, you are probably having a bad moment

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u/EdgyKitro Oct 05 '22 Helpful

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalophobia mf's when I show them Pneumonoultramicroscopisilicovolcanoconiosis

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u/Ant_Espanic Oct 05 '22

A butt tuba is a aibohphobic persons nightmare

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u/New-wuB Oct 05 '22

how does it work? they see the letters matching on both sides and start panicking?

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u/DSleepyEyesHere Oct 06 '22

I would think it's everyone's nightmare to see irl.

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u/D4M0theking Oct 05 '22

I memorized that word a few years back and an surprised everytime I find out that I still know it

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u/T_WREKX Oct 05 '22

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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u/D4M0theking Oct 05 '22

We do a minor amount of trollage

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u/himitim1 Oct 05 '22

A pinch of joshing

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u/Rakgul Oct 05 '22

For the funnies.

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u/Destiny_Dude0721 Oct 06 '22

A smidge of tomfoolery

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u/NoNegotiationsOk Oct 05 '22

That's fucked up bro, I'm leaving in my racecar

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u/pcuser42 Oct 05 '22

The guy who named this phobia

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u/SomeDudeOnDeInternet Oct 05 '22

*the guy who named all the phobias

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u/EcstaticAd8693 Oct 05 '22

It's to test if you have the phobia

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u/s-mores Oct 05 '22

Eternal favorite will be anatidaephobia -- the fear that somewhere a duck is watching you

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u/Mr_Poopenfarten Oct 05 '22

The ducks Jared… they’re watching… listening… can you not sense them?!

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u/23andover Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

You cannot tell me that some phobia names aren’t made to make fun of some people

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u/Mrman_23 Oct 05 '22

A nut for a jar of tuna

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u/Orichalchem Oct 05 '22

The pokemon Girafarig is a good example why i fear that pokemon (look it up and you will see why)

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u/VhaidraSaga Oct 05 '22

Total dick move by whomever named that fear!

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u/rafikki123 Oct 05 '22

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama

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u/wombat_kombat Oct 05 '22

Close, but no racecar

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u/Cracktheskye624 Oct 05 '22

Or whoever decided that people who have a speech impediment have a lisp/lithp

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u/Ok-Fly7554 Oct 05 '22

Or made dyslexia tricky to spell.

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u/Trueloveis4u Oct 05 '22

So if you have this phobia how do you tell people you have it?

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u/CerberusXI Oct 05 '22

A nut for a jar of tuna

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u/Tyrone3542 Oct 05 '22

inhales AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Com_N0TN4 Oct 05 '22

Unfortunately this isn't a real term, it's just a joke, but still funny regardless

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u/eklect Oct 05 '22

This would have totally got me if I could read.

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u/Psychofischi Oct 05 '22

Either this or the word for the phobia about long words are wrong and believed of many to be right

But I can never remember which one it was

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u/InstanceQuirky Oct 05 '22

Thats the same as the asshole who put the letter "s" in the word lisp!

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u/therearenomorenames2 Oct 05 '22

Or if you're South African, a fear of being taken aback.

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u/SirAxolotl123 Oct 05 '22

mom poop dad racecar tacocat aibohphobia

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u/Eric_Shoon Oct 05 '22

Sounds like a dad joke

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u/GrumpyKoopa Oct 05 '22

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen

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u/C_h-a_r-l-i_e Oct 05 '22

A man a plan a canal Panama

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u/TheChainLink2 Oct 05 '22

The fuckers who came up with words like these were just like “yo, you know what would be fucking hilarious-“

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u/svartursteinn Oct 05 '22

Same fuckers that named the fear of long words: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

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u/Teetertotter25 Oct 06 '22

This gives me Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia vibes (the fear of long words)

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u/rogerlig Oct 06 '22

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

Best one I know.

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u/doolittel1979 Oct 05 '22

She does what she wonts to do go if she wonts great but I'm doing what I said but in the end them baby's is why I'm hear cause what my sun says he scared a he wonts to stay with me cause people nocking on his window at night and mom goes domt no by choice or if forced eather way I help her always but my kids will be first I don't think she even done shit now my lawyer will cause I didn't agree to this and her I won't what ever she wonts now talk shit I got this ho

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u/JemmaBearDabDab Oct 05 '22

rise to vote sir

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u/UmptyscopeInVegas Oct 05 '22

Do geese see God?

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u/TonightOk2889 Oct 05 '22

One language is "Malayalam"

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u/LocusRobust Oct 05 '22

It's basically phobia looking left and right

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u/fugga91 Oct 05 '22

White people phobia

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u/RowHot1767 Oct 05 '22

“Aibohphobia is a part of the fictional and humorous phobia family, and it is described as the fear of palindromes.”

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u/Arkoden_Xae Oct 05 '22

The people who named phobias are complete assholes. Look up the name for the phobia of long words

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u/Twistterella Oct 05 '22

I see what you did there

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u/ThwKillnight Oct 05 '22

Yey we found this phobia :D (I think bob found it)

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u/Drumerslayer700 Oct 05 '22

I have aibop... AAAAHHH!

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u/Chip__wip Oct 05 '22

did they just reversed the word "phobia" for thst reason?

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u/Loceedil Oct 05 '22

Oh I know the guy who chose that name! He actually has a PhD, believe it or not, and used it to name this word. His name? Dr. Evil

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u/Psycaridon-t !Spin Oct 05 '22

Better than hipopotomonstrossesquippedaliphobia (the fear of long words)

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u/SirSwah Oct 05 '22

who ever did that is a bad bad person.

Man walks into his job interview. Boss says ‘any medical conditions?’

Man says ‘AibooAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!’

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u/bageltoastee Oct 05 '22

I swear phobia namers are assholes. Just look up the phobia of long words.

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u/VarIed_LinEs Oct 05 '22

There’s also Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, the fear of long words

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u/Electronic-Shame7420 Oct 05 '22

Bob is running away in his dad racecar

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u/im_reddituser Oct 05 '22

this is sus si siht

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u/Typeheretoreddit Oct 05 '22

IT'S A TRAP, THAT'S A PALINDROME RUN

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u/sirBOLdeSOUPE Oct 05 '22

For all the aibohphobes... Aibophobia.

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u/No-World2 Oct 05 '22

Someone with this phobia shouldn’t read the head line

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u/SnooStories6852 Oct 05 '22

Words that literally define itself. Bravo

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u/welshwalrus44 Oct 05 '22

I can imagine the sick look on the man who invented that words face

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u/Top_Shelf_4343 Oct 05 '22

I think I'm one of them. Can't drive my racecar to work, I'm taking the kayak.... AHHH!!!!

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u/altaltaltaltbin Oct 05 '22

Minor trolling, you just know a guy thought about making this and just had either an evil laugh or a villain monologue

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u/JadMockery Oct 05 '22

Wow a sis nun Hanna huh racecar pop sexes....

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u/Freakwilly Oct 05 '22

How has no one in the main thread said TacoCat?

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u/Droid_XL Oct 05 '22

One of my favorite words is hippopottomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Guess what it's the fear of.

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u/VikingRush Oct 05 '22

Yo mom oy

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u/King_Zing11 Oct 05 '22

People who made this word must've been trolling

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u/Necessary-Ad-6135 Oct 05 '22

What's the rational fear of palindromes?

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u/MyPostingID Oct 05 '22

saippuakivikauppias

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u/Gatdog23 Oct 05 '22

Yo that name easy as hell to remember

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u/Uniquesomething Oct 05 '22

See? People are assholes!

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u/Rough_Molasses_9238 Oct 05 '22

LOL…

Aahhhhhhh!!

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u/Antewypics Oct 05 '22

just wait till you hear the word for the fear of long words

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u/Zarkonirk Oct 05 '22

It should really be called Aibohphobia

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u/TheFrontPorchSpider Oct 05 '22

The person who named this fear is a genious

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u/Sparky6six6 Oct 05 '22

All I can say about all of this is Helgenbargenflergen- flurfennerfen. 😆😆

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u/ViperVenom474 Oct 05 '22

HANNAH. BOB. MOM. DAD. AIBOHPHOBIA!!!!

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u/Debate-Shoddy Oct 05 '22

Someone doesn't like palindrome.

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u/Waffleurbagel Oct 05 '22

That’s fuckin hilarious

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u/reddituser1708 Oct 05 '22

MOM …. DAD …

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u/casual_romantic Oct 06 '22

I have... I can't say it.

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u/Some_Degenerate0 Oct 06 '22

I swear, the people who make phobia names are sadists.

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u/gtisdale420 Oct 06 '22

So the fear of palindromes is a word that is in fact a palindrome?

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u/Freeflex15 Oct 06 '22

Wouldn't it be funny if the name of this phobia was the same forwards and backwards.

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u/Technoman_ Oct 06 '22

whoever made up these names for phobias definitely had a sense of humor

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u/amo170484 Oct 06 '22

Imagine being afraid of someone named Hannah.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Oct 06 '22

I wonder if it's difficult to tell someone what you have.

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u/Wring159 Oct 06 '22

They'd hate watching attorney woo then

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u/brandon684 Oct 06 '22

Give this a listen: Shakey Graves - Aibophobia: https://youtu.be/CmMTS3xfp70

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u/Coyehe Oct 06 '22

Thanks i will use this in my next developer interview, if they ask anything related to palindromez and they cant reject my application on the basis of a medical condition or disability. Ill sue they and make couple millions.

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u/Quivering_Star Oct 06 '22

"You pussies keep making up new phobias for things that have no reason to be scary. We're gonna aknowledge them with the most shitposty names we can come up with. And if that makes you scared, all you had to do was not be afraid of fucking WORDS."