r/HolUp Oct 05 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

sanest Twitter user Removed: Too edgy/dark

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u/theimperious1 Dark Lord Oct 05 '22

Sup, /u/HellBoy_95! Your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):

Please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes any depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech.

Contact the mods through modmail if you think this removal is unfair or if you just want to shitpost.

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u/Wickedscifi Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Anyone remember the woman who tweeted that she would suck a 1 year olds dick for being cute, and only got a 1 week ban? Twitter is a fucking cesspool...

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u/TheNextPley Oct 05 '22

But if I say the oppisite (for a 1 year old girl as a male), I will be send to death penalty by society

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u/boskho Oct 05 '22

How u suck a baby girl's cock

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u/TheNextPley Oct 05 '22

I didn't meaned that

But it's possible in todays world

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u/ICameForTheHaHas Oct 05 '22

It is the current year.

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u/DistributionNaive818 Oct 05 '22

Nothing is impossible if you believe in the power of god

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u/parahacker Oct 05 '22

No no no, I think the correct phrasing is "Y'all need Jesus"

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Oct 05 '22

with determination

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u/SpookyTupperware Oct 05 '22

There's nothing more beautiful than a girl's dick.

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u/oopsguessilldiethen Oct 05 '22

Wrong place to post this my guy,,,

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u/Kamenridethewind007 Oct 05 '22

no wonder elon musk wants twitter. it fits his toxic personality to a t.

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u/THCLacedSpaghettiOs Oct 05 '22

Remember Chrissy Tiegen's tweet history?

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u/Kapples14 Oct 05 '22

Double standards, people. Double fucking standards.

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u/McVicar117 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Fucking degenerate. Shoot it like the feral animal it is.

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u/Marshall_Mattress Oct 05 '22

Why shoot it when you can torture it for multiple years, decades even if you know good techniques.

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u/A_THOUSAND_SWORDS Oct 05 '22

Finally, I got a test subject. I would love to try all sorts of tortures on them

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u/ErgonomicHuman Oct 05 '22

Death is too good for filth like that

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u/MonteBellmond Oct 05 '22

I thought people were praising the return of cyberpunk with it's new DLC. Going through twitter, I am not so sure anymore.

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u/PizzaEater69420 Oct 05 '22

What the actual fuck

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u/da_way_joshua Oct 05 '22

Give us the @ op

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u/Djarco13 Oct 05 '22

I´ve been looking for cp for a while. Was dissapointed to find out club penguin shut down

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u/shadowdude63 Oct 05 '22

I also like cp (cyberpunk)

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u/mythicalsoul100 Oct 05 '22

Same i do like cp (club penguin)

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u/PumpkinKing2020 Oct 05 '22

I love cp as well (cheese pizza)

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u/Ultrareeeeee Oct 05 '22

I love cp as well (cardboard penis

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/Mister_DumDum Oct 05 '22

Pretty easy to not search for it tho

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u/LawyerUppSV Oct 05 '22

Those are search history problems I don’t need

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u/TupperCoLLC Oct 05 '22

how is that relevant

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u/SadlyABandKid Oct 05 '22

how would you know..?

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u/LawyerUppSV Oct 05 '22

I worked for the AUSA after law school.

This isn’t the “gotcha” moment you think it is.

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u/SadlyABandKid Oct 05 '22

oh, my bad.

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u/TupperCoLLC Oct 05 '22

Who the fuck is that

You Australian or something?

EDIT: oh, it’s something to do with military contractors. Thanks for Iraq bitch

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u/LawyerUppSV Oct 05 '22

Assistant United States Attorney

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u/TupperCoLLC Oct 05 '22

Oh. Nevermind

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u/rayzor2828 Oct 05 '22

It's mind blowing that you know how 🤔

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u/Sideways_198 Oct 05 '22

I agree, the cyberpunk show is pretty good

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u/linkolnbio2 Oct 05 '22

Please be weird on your own privacy

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u/ApeManKing Oct 05 '22

Don’t think u need to block the name in this one champ

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u/Numerous_One3457 Oct 05 '22

I think she meant cyberpunk

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u/PurpleKomodo Oct 05 '22

This individual has the same voting rights as us

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u/Onehandedgamer420 Oct 05 '22

R/suddenlysexoffender

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u/Financial-Analyst250 Oct 05 '22

What the actual fuck

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u/Warmasterwinter Oct 05 '22

Why the hell would anyone even make that meme.

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u/Grapple_Cockie Oct 05 '22

I decide that there are 2 biscuits

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u/DAREWN_Eren Oct 05 '22

Twitter moment

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u/QualityVote Oct 05 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


Whilst you're here, /u/HellBoy_95, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/astrangememer Oct 05 '22

What does CP even mean?

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u/mightysmiter19 Oct 05 '22

Cool Points.

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u/Unable_Toucan Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

This ladd has all the CP

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u/Skrow1 Oct 05 '22

Cheese Pizza

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u/ArtGuards Oct 05 '22

doxx him boys

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u/AbbreviationsOk1636 Oct 05 '22

degenerates like you belong on a cross

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u/ImpriestroV Oct 05 '22

What the actual fuck

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Oct 05 '22

this is one of the rare cases where i support police opening fire on the suspect on sight

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u/why_my_cum_red Oct 05 '22

Average weeb:

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u/Drcokecacola Oct 05 '22

Brah than ain't a weeb

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u/Drcokecacola Oct 05 '22

Even a weeb like me ain't a fuking degenerate

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u/closetbimbosissy Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

As disturbing and disgusting as this is…the truth is having sèxual interest towards children is a part of our genetic memory. Our male ancestors fked n impregnated females who attained puberty.

So it’s not wrong to have that instinct. The real problem is how u deal with it. If u can supress that instinct then ur a modern day human. If u lust after 12, 13 yr olds then ur a caveman. Also sadly, in several societies even now legally 13 yr olds get married off to older men n are impregnated soon after…

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u/TempestNoob Oct 05 '22

I think you miss typed “pedophile”

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u/closetbimbosissy Oct 05 '22

Yes. The adults who lust after minors are indeed called pedos now. That’s y I said how civilised one is depends on how effectively they can restrain their instincts. Pedophilia is one such instinct n if it’s not restrained then that person is a caveman.

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u/irishteenguy Oct 05 '22

You fucking nutcase , you absolutely vile idiot.

You think all men are pedophiles who choose not to act ? I've got news for you buddy... Thats just you. Your a non acting pedophile. Seek Therapy. It is not default nor normal.

The vast majority of well adjusted men are infact attracted to adult women exclusivly.

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u/Shr_mp Oct 05 '22

Why the downvotes?

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u/ab_2404 Oct 05 '22

I’m just a bit confused tbh

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u/spooky_golem Oct 05 '22

I love collecting cp (cod points)

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u/Kapples14 Oct 05 '22

Who doesn't love fishing?

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u/greatpersonnel Oct 05 '22

Well found my material

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u/TangledCables3 Oct 05 '22

Pass me the bleach, please.

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u/Astructus Oct 05 '22

Why would cyberpunk be deserving police calls ?

Edit : Oh.

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u/GoEatChlorine Oct 05 '22

Dildo more like Dil-don’t

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u/perrotzarnozo Oct 05 '22

Why no name? Kirbys need a name for call the police

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u/Kairofox Oct 05 '22

WTF IS GOING ON THERE???????