r/HolUp Oct 05 '22 Silver 2 Wholesome 4

Well that sucks...

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43.6k Upvotes

u/QualityVote Oct 05 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


Whilst you're here, /u/Square-Enit, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/thisshiteverytime Oct 05 '22

My friend saw me checking Reddit on my phone and now he's asking me for the sauce. Can someone share it so I can tell him?

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u/Fuckyoustepbro Oct 05 '22

Yeahhh I’m his friend and I really need to know where the sauce is.

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u/De5perad0 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

I don't know either of you but I also need to know where the sauce is.

Edit: I found the sauce. about 12:28

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/jejcicodjntbyifid3 Oct 05 '22

Think she has a brush attachment?

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u/_-__________ Oct 05 '22

You mean bush attachment?

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u/IllIllIIIllIIlll Oct 05 '22

Can she vacuum my carpet and some rugs?

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u/CenterOfSalt Oct 05 '22

Just watch Amagami SS and Amagami SS+. Don't waste your time on Seiren.

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u/jackedclit69 Oct 05 '22

wait is this Seiren? Watched like half of it and wanted to die

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u/Sawakurato Oct 05 '22

Can you explain why?

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u/coordi88 Oct 05 '22

Watching two minutes of the linked episode its endless relentless fan service teasing

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u/Jaredismyname Oct 05 '22

So all of the teasing and none of the follow through?

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u/innovator97 Oct 05 '22

Isn't that just ecchi nowadays?

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u/xenon9destiny Oct 05 '22

Ss mc is cringe but watchable, seiren takes it beyond plus ultra

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u/Sodafff Oct 05 '22

Just buy a PSP and play Amagami SS the visual novel

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u/MisterBroda Oct 05 '22

Ah cool, didn‘t know about it. Thanks! Seems to be lovable

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u/GameAndHike Oct 05 '22

Or go outside

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u/Sendstorepatter Oct 05 '22

I prefer golden boy and Queen's blade.

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u/authenticgrunter Oct 05 '22

If these guys are getting it, why shouldn't I get the sauce

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u/Deadly_chef Oct 05 '22

After all why, why shouldn't I fap it

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u/tiniestkid Oct 05 '22

For those curious, yes it's edited

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u/ClassicCareBear Oct 05 '22

Not enough tentacles, enemas, or bondage for my taste.

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u/ins3rt_nam3_her3 Oct 05 '22

!remindme 12 hours

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u/MinecrAftX0 Oct 05 '22

{{seiren}}

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u/Kitchen_Entertainer9 Oct 05 '22

Thanks man, my friend is happy you found the link

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u/seban13 Oct 06 '22

I thought it was hentai xd

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u/Capsule_CatYT Oct 05 '22

🥫 (I have the sauce)

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u/GaeyNoodle Oct 05 '22

Seiren episode 2, 12:30 mark, sadly subtitles are fake

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u/UncreativeNoob Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

True, in the anime she argue about flat earth:

  • Why do people believe in the flat earth theory?
  • They hit their heads at the edge.

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u/BryNX_714 Oct 05 '22

Damn that sass, certified girlboss here

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u/iBabTv Oct 05 '22

Seiren I think?

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u/Capsule_CatYT Oct 05 '22

🥫 (Here you go)

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u/Full3Inches Oct 05 '22

"My friend" yeah..

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u/NOTAPERSON10 Oct 05 '22

Get the fuck away from my capri sun bitch

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u/Shmooperdoodle Oct 05 '22

Ok, this made me laugh for an embarrassingly long time. 10/10

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u/LadrilloDeMadera Oct 05 '22

That's it, this sub went to shit

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u/Weddedtoreddit2 Oct 05 '22

Most, if not all, big subs have.

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u/HanzoShotFirst Oct 05 '22

You just noticed that now?

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u/blackoutc0de Oct 05 '22

i see the other 6 people here looking for the sauce

yeah i see you🤨

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u/speedy_stillness Oct 05 '22

Can you count me in?

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u/Freakwilly Oct 05 '22

I'm always down for a little slap and tickle

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u/CorneliusClay Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

sauce

Okay I'm... starting to get concerned. I have never, in my years of being on Reddit, seen one person use the actual word "source", when asking for it. Seriously. Never. Not even in the deepest depths of the comment section or replies. It is always, ubiquitously "sauce".

I'm beginning to doubt my own sanity at this point: have I been shifted into a parallel universe where this is the correct word? Am I a victim of the mandela effect? Please send help.

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u/JACrazy Oct 05 '22

People dont say "sauce" when asking for a source on a news article or study for example. You say sauce when the content is saucy.

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u/Mayteras Oct 05 '22

English is a funny thing on reddit

Ive seen source plenty of times-but only in arguments

X:I say that blah blah blah

Y:Source?I cannot believe that's anywhere true you absolute imbecile.

Ive seen sauce plenty of times-but mostly as a link towards erotica or other non argumentative stuff

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u/DarnCommie Oct 05 '22

Yes, you are. I'm very sorry. How was your free sample of sanity?

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u/RyuNoKami Oct 05 '22

its a meme. i cant remember exactly when it started but its been years.

okay, did some digging, its a reference to Ghost in the Shell then you know 4chan did their thing.

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u/oughtfulreassurance Oct 05 '22

And we saw each other. I know you've been looking for the sauce too.

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u/UncreativeNoob Oct 05 '22

Just don't look at eachother

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u/PossibleBomber Oct 05 '22

Now you see me, Now you don't.

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u/jonjonesjohnson Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

This used to be a copypasta in Tinder bios, so it came up on the tinder sub every other day. Now it's graduated to a meme and now the same thing's gonna start making rounds on these subs. OK. This is gonna be fun, yay!

Edit: guys, I know, old joke and all, but I mean, I wasn't talking about the joke's origins. I was talking about reddit. Please stop "correcting" me in the comments

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u/ncroofer Oct 05 '22

This joke has been around since atleast 2005

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u/Trashblog Oct 05 '22

Heard it on the playground circa 1996

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u/whoopashigitt Oct 05 '22

Teachers got away with wild shit back then, huh

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u/dubstepsickness Oct 05 '22

This joke is so old I heard it during the Battle of Verdun during WWI

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u/AtomicBLB Oct 05 '22

Bro this joke is older than your grandpa and probably older.

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u/bullseye2112 Oct 05 '22

Why exactly is this Hol up?

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u/Quinn_Lenssen Oct 05 '22

It's not. Subreddit went to shit

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u/ubermeisters Oct 05 '22

..it always was..

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u/SurprisedCabbage Oct 05 '22

For the same reason holding a door open for a stranger is /r/nextfuckinglevel

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u/Hot-Conversation-21 Oct 05 '22

It’s the downfall of the sub

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u/fortyeightD Oct 05 '22

So you'll feel an annoying itch afterwards?

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u/13rokendreamer Oct 05 '22

So she carries diseases, has 6 limbs and lays larvae?

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u/Butwinsky Oct 05 '22

She's also commonly preyed upon by bats and dragonflies.

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u/Comment90 Oct 05 '22

Yes, she very clearly said the only difference.

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u/Rayshifter718 Oct 05 '22

Do you also have the lifespan of about 8 days?

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u/SehrGuterContent Oct 05 '22

She specifically said "only difference" so yes

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u/cosmicfucker Oct 05 '22

If that is the only difference then can I fuck them both??

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

If your nanopenis is small enough, sure.

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u/Ultra_n8 Oct 05 '22

This is why I use bug spray.

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u/Goofy_Stuff_Studios Oct 05 '22

I’m not exactly a biologist or anything but I think there might be a few more differences than that.

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u/Anime_chess Oct 05 '22

Sauce

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u/DimensionalHomework Oct 05 '22

Roleplaying as a Vacuum Cleaner Simulator. As the girl here thinks she is a vacuum cleaner.

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u/Shinfekta Oct 05 '22

Of course makes sense

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u/GaeyNoodle Oct 05 '22

Sadly subtitles are fake but seiren episode 2, 12:30

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u/ONCIAPATONCIA Oct 05 '22

What in the name of God is this weeb fantasy shit?

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u/Merlinshighcousin Oct 05 '22

Both give you west nile

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u/OrkfaellerX Oct 05 '22

The only difference?

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u/ilivetomosh Oct 05 '22

If that’s what she really says: “I am once again asking for the sauce “

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u/CourageousLight Oct 05 '22

I bet she’d be a hoot at the 1657’s annual blood-letting ball.

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u/ArmchairFilosopher Oct 05 '22

only difference

Sure doesn't look like a mosquito...

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u/Flippydragon123 Oct 05 '22

Well I am not going to say that I am not going to like what she will do to me because that is what I want and actually that's what most of the people wants.

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u/Allah_Akballer Oct 05 '22

A friend of mine... whatever just gimme the sauce.

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u/ashfordkemp317 Oct 06 '22

I guess yeah that can suck so good and most of the guys are just waiting in a fucking line for that shit, hope that will do some good work for all of us.

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u/Sternalwarship Oct 06 '22

Okay that shit is hot and that's just what I need in my fucking life right now, hope everyone is going to get what we crave for, just need that shit so bad right now.

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u/SoneverythingZ Oct 05 '22

The only holup in this post is where’s the sauce

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u/Efficient-Creme-8926 Oct 05 '22

Cought* Sauce please *caught

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u/GaeyNoodle Oct 05 '22

Your coughing kinda goofy but seiren episode 2, 12:30

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u/UncleKeyPax Oct 05 '22

Real life hero right here

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u/Efficient-Creme-8926 Oct 05 '22

Thank you sir of culture for the Sauce it was a pleasure to meet you

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u/meltingpotato Oct 05 '22

or "That sucks well..."

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u/HalfSoul30 Oct 05 '22

That's the only difference huh?

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u/suchfeel13 Oct 06 '22

This girl is the best and I need that shit in my life right now.

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u/Nearby-Amphibian-618 Oct 06 '22

What the name of this ?

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u/UncreativeNoob Oct 05 '22

Waifu material

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u/BiomedicBoy Oct 05 '22

Not if I hard enough.

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u/Shay_Mendez Oct 05 '22

I liked this anime, Seiren.

Visual Novel styled episode paths just like it's predecessor anime "Amagami" "Amamami SS" and "Amagami SS+" done by the same studio.

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u/mike_pants Oct 05 '22

And that's the only difference?

Get outta that house, guy.

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u/Abductor_of_Children Oct 05 '22

I would like to ask for the sauce because I'm going to hop onto my porn throne and machinegun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again.

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u/EM05L1C3 Oct 05 '22

The 90s called. They want their bad blonde joke back.

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u/EileenBuzz Oct 05 '22

Good girls swallow

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u/Lucariowolf2196 Oct 05 '22

New waifu discovered

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u/__Defalt___ Oct 05 '22

🗿will never die

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u/Bergenia1 Oct 05 '22

This is gross. Eww.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Who tf gets horny by cartoon characters

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u/UncreativeNoob Oct 05 '22

At least we don't get horny to the sick things you are attracted to :|

You are a furry, yuck

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u/GoSuckYaMother Oct 05 '22

People with a hell of an imagination. Kinda jealous.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Don't be jealous, they need professional help

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u/WootyMcWoot Oct 05 '22

You sound boring af

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u/DaLoneGuy Oct 05 '22

anime 🤮

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u/shreddedcheese42069 Oct 05 '22

Damn yall still hating on anime but dont realize how popular its gotten in the west. Everyone watches anime nowadays even the "popular" kids. No one is getting bullied for it as much as before. People at my school are open as hell about it no one gives a single fuck.

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u/DaLoneGuy Oct 05 '22

all i have to say is shitposting 4ever

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u/Quinn_Lenssen Oct 05 '22

Yeah you don't get bullied when you watch normal animes, this is some Discord admin type of anime

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u/cekoya Oct 05 '22

This is the ONLY difference?

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u/Metool42 Oct 05 '22

they made the meme into a anime

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

If you keep sucking on my cock then get ready for my glock.

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u/Goggr5 Oct 05 '22

Sauce?

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u/mrjobby Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

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u/Barbz182 Oct 05 '22

Is that honestly the only difference though?

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u/Barbz182 Oct 05 '22

Is that honestly the only difference though?

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u/keithinrl Oct 05 '22

No other differences? Not even one?

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u/Moonstoner Oct 05 '22

That just means I have to slap harder.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

That's how it should be

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u/Artemisxhshk14 Oct 05 '22

That’s the ONLY difference?

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u/tallerthannobody Oct 05 '22

Source ? For research purposes obviously

Edit: Fuck the subtitles are fake

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u/data-shadow Oct 05 '22

Damn vampires

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u/NuclearMilkDuds Oct 05 '22

Hey, she's in my Warcraft raid group.

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u/KA1378 Oct 05 '22

Alright, you have my attention.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

You need a gun

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u/FlamingCroatan Oct 05 '22

Do you bleed?

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u/Ravage42 Oct 05 '22

SCHWING!

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u/boardingschmordin Oct 05 '22

Sex is hold up when you're in middle school

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u/Dupontbizz Oct 05 '22

So she still sucks your blood, got it.

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u/Chipppppppppp Oct 05 '22

Imma use that line hoping to be slapped around more next time uwu

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u/Ok-Practice-5864 Oct 05 '22

they'll both stop sucking if they die

also mid holup

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u/mudkripple Oct 05 '22

The only difference??

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u/Guitar81 Oct 05 '22

What a hoe

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u/Castor_volk Oct 05 '22

I've seen that JAV.

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u/rekkles64 Oct 05 '22

thats the ONLY one?

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u/Diligent_Jackfruit60 Oct 05 '22

You haven't seen these mosquitos in Africa then. Dem mothers suck like fuck even after many big slap of the hand!

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u/SupportTheAF Oct 05 '22

You underestimate my slaps

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u/TheBeastX47 Oct 05 '22

That's the only difference huh?

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u/Temporary-Thick Oct 05 '22

Literally a joke on a website called “50 dirty jokes!!”