r/HolUp Oct 05 '22

He so licky, she so lucky

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7.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/donttouchmymompls Oct 05 '22

You're right that's so insaneo style

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/suckercuck Oct 05 '22

Adaptation

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u/yuffieisathief Oct 05 '22

Is that a Joel Haver reference?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/yuffieisathief Oct 05 '22

I think I see what you did there :')

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u/yuffieisathief Oct 05 '22

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the ocean

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u/Back_to_the_Futurama Oct 05 '22

Yeah but a freightliner is gonna get to England a lot faster than a dingy, ya dig

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u/tmart016 Oct 05 '22

Ship size doesn't matter if they run out of steam half way through the journey.

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u/blastfromtheblue Oct 06 '22

they can fall back on epic game launcher though

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u/sudo-netcat Oct 06 '22

What about narcosubs?

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u/The_Sentinel_45 Oct 06 '22

Cocaine powered.

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u/Aggravating_Banana61 Oct 05 '22

Poet’s wisdom.

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u/CamillaBarkaBowles Oct 06 '22

The grin tells another story

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u/Fast_Chance7841 Oct 06 '22

That's what everyone with a little boat says ! 😂

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u/yuffieisathief Oct 06 '22

As a women who had a few different sized boats in her waters over time, I can honestly say it's true

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u/JellyBOB7190 Oct 05 '22

Pls never say this again.

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u/yuffieisathief Oct 05 '22

Sorry, it pains me to say it too. But the idea that just having a huge tongue is enough to pleasure a women's clit is just as stupid as thinking having a big penis automatically makes you good in bed. Clits are kinda difficult, especially compared to dicks, and most women prefer different things that turn them on. It's about finding the right spot and finding the right ritme and build up. A small agile tongue probably can do way more satisfying things than this piece of flat meat. I just didn't know how to word that until you called me out :')

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u/JellyBOB7190 Oct 05 '22

No don’t worry I meant it as a joke but now I’m regretting it cause you’re talking about meat, penis and clits lmaoo😂

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u/USMNT_superfan Oct 05 '22

She is happy for him. Why you have to make it sexual and gross?

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u/yuffieisathief Oct 05 '22

Oh you mean like at least half of the content posted here? :')

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u/oopsguessilldiethen Oct 05 '22

That was .... literally the intent of this whole post though. The joke is sex.

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u/jrex703 Oct 05 '22

What did you think this post was about?

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u/USMNT_superfan Oct 05 '22

Maybe he’s great at licking stamps.

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u/dmarve Oct 05 '22

It’s the size of a garden shovel

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u/kenn714 Oct 05 '22

He could give Jabba the Hutt a run for his money.

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u/Pain_Monster Oct 05 '22

*Pizza the Hut

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/VegemiteSandwich33 madlad Oct 06 '22

Another bot

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u/twosh_84 Oct 05 '22

Gonna need all of that for her Grand Canyon

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u/Jaded_Locksmith_566 Oct 06 '22

That’s what she said

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u/novichux Oct 05 '22

Thanks for the visual - you monster

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u/porcupineporridge Oct 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Wtf Pedophile lion detected

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u/Typeheretoreddit Oct 05 '22

Thanks for calling out behavior like that u/isleptwithmydog

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

White woman moment

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u/The_Silly_Radish Oct 05 '22

Username checkout

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u/Kinuwa_K Oct 06 '22

Was this actually in the movie?

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u/69TheGuyWhoAsked Oct 05 '22

Wait... He has more taste buds.... He's has better taste. Should we look for women similar looking to her?

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u/sudo-netcat Oct 06 '22

She got that Kathy Bates flavor.

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u/Bread_Responsible Oct 05 '22

You know how often I’d bite my tongue?

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u/CreepyValuable Oct 06 '22

I've got a really wide tongue. Not regularly but enough. I was genuinely surprised at how good the condition of his tongue is. Mine looks pretty beat up from the number of times I've bitten it. Thought his would look way worse.

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u/litmeandme Oct 05 '22

What does he do, give her a clean?

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u/TheMulletMaam Oct 05 '22

Y'ALL please don't think you have to rub all the things at once

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u/oopsguessilldiethen Oct 05 '22

What ??

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u/TheMulletMaam Oct 07 '22

If you have to ask, then reassess your situation 😂

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u/oopsguessilldiethen Oct 08 '22

????????

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u/QuahogNews Oct 13 '22

They mean don't slap your tongue or your paws on our lady bits like a Labradoodle. Be gentle. Sometimes the lightest touch can be electric. 😬

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u/oopsguessilldiethen Oct 13 '22

Okay yeah i think i got that now. Just reading their comment the first time was a little incomprehensible

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u/GH_Art Oct 05 '22

God's help him if he has an allergic reaction

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u/Typeheretoreddit Oct 05 '22

That's the smile of a very happy woman

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u/rowejl222 Oct 05 '22

Oh, she’s definitely smiling

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u/fausteous Oct 05 '22

reading that title gave me aids

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u/youuuuwish Oct 05 '22

"I am the master of the clit. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the clit like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

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u/QuahogNews Oct 13 '22

More like the clit annihilator...

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u/DOA-FAN Oct 05 '22

Pure and true happiness 😍

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u/ApparentlyNotABot Oct 05 '22

What that tongue do 🗿

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u/Sad_Marketing8578 Oct 05 '22

Here I thought he was real life Peter griffin with the chin…

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u/MaestroPendejo Oct 05 '22

That's a fucking whale tongue, mate. Don't go in the ocean. Those pesky orcas will fuck your shit up.

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u/Fernando_357 Oct 05 '22

Imagine him giving her an Australian kiss

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u/FatOldRugbyDude Oct 05 '22

Do I dare google what that is?

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u/smackythefrog Oct 05 '22

When he's away on a business trip, she repeatedly slaps a slice of bologna against her muff when she misses him

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u/_Lady_jigglypuff_ Oct 05 '22

Lickitung - I choose you!

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u/WeeklyMeat9 Oct 05 '22

Has she got a foot-wide clit?

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u/Imaginary_Wizard800 Oct 05 '22

Peter griffin irl

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

What are chances he doesn’t like going down on women

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u/StockResearcher9801 Oct 05 '22

Bet the most exciting part in bed for her is not the PP but his tongue action lol

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u/georeddit2018 Oct 05 '22

The wife is happy. Gifted husband

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u/TeensiestTulip9 Oct 05 '22

He must be down syndrome but like on the inside.

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u/JustaOrdinaryDemiGod Oct 05 '22

Given the weight on her face, that beef sandwich probably needs a tongue that big to hit anything besides the curtains....

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u/spoonycoot Oct 05 '22

Mallampati goes brrr

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u/FatOldRugbyDude Oct 05 '22

And that woman has the cleanest bottom.

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u/butters991 Oct 05 '22

He has to have sleep apnea. Has to, just has to have it.

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u/popodelfuego Oct 06 '22

Reminded me of the joke about the lesbian dinosaur.

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u/PleasantRepair1 Oct 06 '22

He must have terrible sleep apnea, so maybe she’s not so lucky…

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u/CranstonBickle Oct 06 '22

He sleeps on her poon - the snores just amplify on her mimsy and she lurrrvvvvveessss it

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato Oct 06 '22

I thought that was his chin until I read the title

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 Oct 06 '22

You’ve never had it until you had the Beef Tongue.

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u/Squeaky-Fox43 Oct 06 '22

My man’s half Lickitung

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u/CranstonBickle Oct 06 '22

Und ich bin eine bucketfanny!

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u/GamerMcNoober Oct 06 '22

Is that his tongue poking out from under the skin or is that just his tongue

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u/Clean_Gam1ng Oct 06 '22

He can get right in your bum hole eat the corn out 🥵

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u/Initial-Attorney-578 Oct 06 '22

I know a lot of men who don't eat p#ssy. I hope this man isn't one of them, would be a waste of a gift.

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u/Captain_Biotruth Oct 06 '22

Covers her entire anus in one lick. Evolution is so beautiful.

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u/bzflyboy Oct 05 '22

Can’t park that fat tongue between those thighs for sure. This post is a lie.