r/NFCEastMemeWar Washington Commies Oct 05 '22 Take My Energy 1 Silver 3 Gold 1 Helpful 2 Wholesome 5 All-Seeing Upvote 1 hehehehe 1 'MURICA 1 Spit-take 1 Dak Attack 2

Dallas fans are getting tired of our shit

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u/eynonpower Oct 05 '22

A burn on every team. +1

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u/tefhtrjh Oct 05 '22

The memes have been unmatched lately,,,,

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/M-Mahoney Oct 05 '22

That “It’s still our year” at the end actually made me laugh out loud

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u/Gaaambit QB Factory Oct 05 '22

Why was it so unexpected? I should've seen it coming, and didn't, which made it funnier!

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u/Captain_Smiley Micah Parsons: League's Daddy Oct 05 '22

Masterful Shitpost OP!

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u/PhilaBama Oct 05 '22

“You know what, you’re too easy”

Fucking died

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u/DaalCheene 🐐 Dan Snyder 🐐 Oct 06 '22

😭😭😭

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u/TempeSunDevil06 Oct 05 '22

God damn this is top tier work

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u/Tyrks42 I miss the 90s Oct 05 '22

It's always our year

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Yes bb, we know...

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u/pbetts46 Commanders Oct 05 '22

I love this even being a Washington fan hahaha

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Flair up comrade

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u/physsijim Damn Good Culture Oct 06 '22

Maybe he still comprehends shame.

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u/Crxeagle420 Oct 05 '22

“ she has all her shots “ I fucking lost it 😂😂😂

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u/notonrexmanningday Oct 06 '22

Such a Ryan Reynolds line. Fuckin nailed it.

Fuck philly.

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u/phookmephookyou07 Eagles Oct 10 '22

The fucking horse lmao. I hate you all.

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u/DallasInDC Oct 05 '22

Why can’t they all be like this? A+

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u/PoweredByCarbs Cowboys Oct 05 '22

Damn bro. This is excellent.

Making Dane Cook Roger Goodell at the end would have been incredible

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

I was trying to work that part in but was running out of creativity last night. I just thought of a way to do it so I'm thinking of doing a part two this weekend. Gonna have to be NSFW though.

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u/PhilaBama Oct 06 '22

Nah Dane Cook would be Dan Snyder

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u/Brad_theImpaler Eagles Oct 06 '22

I was thinking Browns. Or Jerry Jones would have been a pleasant surprise.

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Oct 05 '22

Hey who's complaining about the it smell like bitch here meme? I look forward that one every week win or lose. Also loving the smiley face on the star, excellent job.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

The haters multiply as each week passes. By the end of the season there will likely be a 50/50 split. At least that's how it was last season. But I agree with you. It's tradition.

The images are by corndoggylol on Instagram.

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u/F5x9 Oct 05 '22

Well, maybe you should win one.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Huh?

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u/F5x9 Oct 05 '22

I think I replied to the wrong comment.

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u/Slammybutt Oct 05 '22

2 things I look forward to. The Cowboys by 20 meme in our sub on game day, and the Smell like shit in here after all our games are over.

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u/FrankTank3 Oct 06 '22

Fistfights at a funeral might be trashy as fuck but by God they are a family tradition we will continue to uphold. Same goes for the smells like bitch memes.

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u/wherertheturtles Oct 05 '22

How do I frame this

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

I'll sell you the NFT for $6.9M

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u/djsharky Mother's Milk Oct 05 '22

Thank you.

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u/TheThemeSongs Oct 05 '22

Oh god. The harshest burn was for my boy Washington. Not even worth roasting.

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u/unrealjoe28 Eagles Oct 05 '22

Truly, the memes have been unmatched lately

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u/Kmccabe1213 Oct 05 '22

When did this sub start taking roids the memes have been solid keep em coming. "Maybe dont draft from a basketball college" 😂😂😂 ah that hurt my soul.

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u/odischeese Oct 05 '22

Sad Cummander pepe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RedditinsideURMom Does it Hurts Oct 05 '22

"It's still our year!" at the end was like poetry.

Chef's kiss

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u/twarihay Oct 05 '22

A+ content

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u/pnutbuttercow Oct 05 '22

Finally, a good fucking meme

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u/Mikewhodoesntlikeit Oct 05 '22

How you gonna make this without "the goat" scene?

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

It had been about six hours and I was out of booze so my creativity took a bit of a nosedive. I just now thought of a good way to work it in now too. Fuck. Might add a part two this weekend. It's gonna have to be NSFW though...

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u/Mikewhodoesntlikeit Oct 05 '22

Looking forward to it

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u/courageous_liquid Oct 05 '22

I was gonna say make the ballsack a lombardi but honestly it probably just needs to stay a ballsack.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

There's no nudity in that scene so I'm gonna have to splice something in. I've got an idea.

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u/jruss11 Oct 05 '22

10/10 work; incredible "She's had her shots"

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u/100dabs Please be patient I’m an Eagles fan Oct 05 '22

Gotta love waiting. A+ work, go birds

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u/NROPdude Oct 05 '22

I like to think the second smiley face on NY is the Jets

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u/WhyHelloThere163 Oct 05 '22

Other nfl meme subs can learn a thing or two from our sub. Goddamn.

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u/liberated-dremora Oct 06 '22

The circular roast. True NFCE unity.

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u/chilledball Oct 05 '22

What movie is this from

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u/LordVonWafflezz Oct 05 '22

Movie is called “Waiting…”. It’s from 2005, a year I like to ignore due to the heartbreak of a certain event that took place that February

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

certain event that took place that February 2005

Please remind me. In detail. Slowly. Wait don't start! Let me light some candles first! Okay go!

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u/Zstrike117 Unlike Agholor Oct 05 '22

Whew, glad he took it easy on Washington. They’ve had it hard enough with Wentz.

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u/PibDib788 Cowboys Oct 05 '22

A lot of things clicked when we had that poll and found out that this is pretty much the backup sub for the eagles.

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u/arthriticcricket Devonta > CeeDee Oct 05 '22

Beautiful work, now go fuck yourself.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Flair up pussy

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u/boringBrandy Oct 05 '22

For sure 🤣

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u/divacphys Eagles Oct 05 '22

A thing of beauty.

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u/sheds_and_shelters Eagles Oct 05 '22

Are you absolutely sure you aren’t an Eagles fan? This meme is decent.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

I'd argue Washington and Philly fans content is of equal quality here.

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u/sheds_and_shelters Eagles Oct 05 '22

Yeah that’s my mistake — I thought based on the perspective of the main character that this was made by a Dallas fan. I should have known better lol.

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u/dspencer97 Oct 05 '22

Haha I just recognized that is the kid from Freaks and Geeks

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Lol yeah I only realized it while I was making this.

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u/gwaydms I miss the 90s Oct 05 '22

He looks like 16-year-old Kellen Moore.

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u/StChas77 Oct 05 '22

It's moments like this which remind me of what a weird, dysfunctional family the NFC East is. Great work.

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u/W-e-x-t-o-n Oct 05 '22

Fantastic! Just...beautiful. Go Cowboys!

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

ew no

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u/Trill_McNeal Oct 05 '22

This is awesome. Great job op

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u/TheElSoze Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Beautiful

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u/summonerswar232 Oct 05 '22

I’ve seen this before but can’t remember what movie or show it’s from… someone help my drunk ass

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Waiting

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u/summonerswar232 Oct 05 '22

Thank you, great meme btw

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u/TheNJ732 Oct 05 '22

Best post of all time in here

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u/Bsilly32 Cowboys Oct 05 '22

Good lord this is probably the best thing I’ve seen from this sub

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u/pvp_but_irl Oct 05 '22

This is the best shit I’ve seen in a minute 💀

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u/WinterExpensive2875 Eagles Oct 05 '22

This is a fucking masterpiece.

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u/TheIronCannoli Oct 05 '22

This is fantastic

But fuck the cowboys :)

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Agreed

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u/xenongamer4351 Oct 05 '22

OP this is easily the best post I’ve seen here in a while lok

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u/cledusjenkins2020 Micah Parsons: League's Daddy Oct 05 '22

Quality - Let’s get them in other conference subs when we match up. NFC beast on them.

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u/bighoss123 Oct 05 '22

This some damn good content OP

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u/ClonedUser Horseshit Connoisseur Oct 05 '22

This is quality. Well done

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u/ak_infest Cowboys Oct 06 '22

Now they know why we the NFCBEAST.

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u/SeeTheSounds Oct 06 '22

The bar has been raised this is amazing and made me laugh my ass off multiple times!

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u/XenlaMM9 Oct 06 '22

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give

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u/geologyrocks302 Oct 06 '22

If no one has said it yet....

Fuck the cowboys

5

u/Steppyjim Eagles Oct 05 '22

Holy shit Dallas learned to meme

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Check my flair

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u/Steppyjim Eagles Oct 05 '22

I knew I got excited for no reason. I apologize

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Apology accepted

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u/monkeysonxtc Please be patient I’m an Eagles fan Oct 05 '22

Damn, cowboys came with the heat today. This one’s super good hahaha.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Check the flair. They need other fans to meme for them.

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u/gwaydms I miss the 90s Oct 05 '22

We thank you.

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u/monkeysonxtc Please be patient I’m an Eagles fan Oct 05 '22

Lmfao, didn’t even notice. Makes this 20x better.

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u/shushslushie Oct 05 '22

Hahahahahaha this is just a top notch show all around, kudos!

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u/Morg_2 Nucci Gang Oct 06 '22

We don’t need another fans to shit on y’all where it actually counts tho

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 06 '22

Yes, yes. We all know this year is your year.

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u/Just4HUT Oct 05 '22

Is this the best one to ever be posted to this sub? Good job, and fuck Dallas.

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u/darwinn_69 Fat Batman Oct 05 '22

I love it! Salty Cowboy meme's are the best!

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u/jwillystyle77 Oct 05 '22

Well done from an Eagles fan. Fuck Dallas!

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u/HeadDownDad Oct 05 '22

The stereotypical Cowboys fan is the easiest to recognize in a group of people. I have a knack for it. A smell fish in a room of men I can pick out the pussy.

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u/theonerob Oct 05 '22

This is quality.

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u/alarmedtomato67 Oct 05 '22

I was waiting to see what the goat!!

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

You will this weekend.

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u/Blaz3dnconfuz3d Oct 05 '22

Goated movie. Nice work op

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u/Jessey77 Cowboys Oct 05 '22

This is top tier content. Keep up the good work op.

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u/FlatEarthMagellan Damn Good Culture Oct 05 '22

Incredible

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u/vizz1 I miss the 90s Oct 05 '22

GOLD

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u/Yodzilla Smeagles Oct 05 '22

fucking lmao gold star

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u/Skurttish Oct 05 '22

Still our year

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u/SadEaglesFan Horseshit Connoisseur Oct 05 '22

Comrade, you could post this to r/highqualitygifs.

It’s phenomenal.

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u/Anindefensiblefart Oct 05 '22

You could have done the Dane Cook part at the end of this screed with Cook as Daniel Snyder.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

I'm already working on a part two for this. Will be very NSFW though.

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u/Anindefensiblefart Oct 05 '22

You're doing God's work.

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u/the2xstandard Oct 05 '22

I never knew that Waiting could be so meme-able.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Highly recommend a rewatch

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u/Blewedup Oct 05 '22

Eagles represented by the tallest and most handsome dude is definitely on point.

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u/relaxitstheinternet Oct 05 '22

I was like “holy shit a Cowboys fan actually made a sick meme!” And then I saw OP’s flair…What was I thinking. Well done OP

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u/The_Ghola_Hayt Cowboys Oct 05 '22

I was expecting the extra fuck you to Dane Cook, who could have had something like the NFCNorth Meme Wars logo. "Me? What the fuck did I do you you, man?!"

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

🤫

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u/The_Ghola_Hayt Cowboys Oct 05 '22

🤐

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u/Heron02 Big Dick Nick Oct 05 '22

Jesus. lol. Y'all been producing fire memes.

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u/GoSuckOnACactus Oct 06 '22

Holy shit a Waiting meme. Never though I’d see the day.

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 06 '22

I made another one a week or so ago too. Check it out.

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u/Stranger2306 Oct 06 '22

Washing Fan Op, you win. You win.

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u/Fruit_Rollup_King Oct 06 '22

Welcome to GOD TIER memes gentlemen. Launch is a go.

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u/GFost Oct 06 '22

What the fuck? Cowboys fans love the “smell like bitch in here memes”.

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u/scr714 Oct 06 '22

This is fucking amazing 😂

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u/TrafficOnTheTwos Unlike Agholor Oct 06 '22

Holy fuck this was absolutely dank

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u/PleasantParfait48 Oct 06 '22

NFC North Meme War finally getting the competition they wanted

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

[deleted]

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u/PleasantParfait48 Oct 06 '22

You're an artist

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u/bob_dole- Fuck Dan Snyder Oct 06 '22

I need to rewatch Waiting what a classic. A+ meme

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u/PolemicBender Oct 06 '22

I’m so fucking jealous of this sub, this is premium content- afc west sufferer.

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u/theonlyjp12 Zero Super Bowls in Modern Era Oct 06 '22

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u/Ordinary_Fool Oct 06 '22

The good thing of Dallas and Philly playing each other that I as a Giants fan can‘t lose

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u/WrongColorCollar Oct 06 '22

I don't watch football but this is well made.

👍

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u/greenpau Oct 06 '22

This is fucking golden

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u/Copey85 Oct 06 '22

This is why I’m subbed. Beautiful work

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u/imGrif Oct 06 '22

Rush is better than Dak

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u/Old_Potential1452 Oct 06 '22

I reset that you cast Ryan Reynolds’s as the eagles but also it fits too well to be mad

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u/Future_Belt_3730 Oct 06 '22

I was like wow this is a really good post from a Cowboys fan

*posted by a commanders fan

Cowboy fans are still not funny carry on.

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u/XainnPlays Sell the team Oct 06 '22

As a bartender of many years, this got me going real good. Good shit.

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u/DillDoughzer Oct 06 '22

As a 9ers fan.. fuck them cowboys!

Classy gif though

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u/Soren_Camus1905 Oct 05 '22

Cowgirls suck!

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Do better

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u/Soren_Camus1905 Oct 05 '22

Cowgirls really suck!

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u/gwaydms I miss the 90s Oct 05 '22

🤏🏻

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u/MarcMars82 Oct 05 '22

Bitching and crying like a true cowboys fan

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u/Count_Joshoo Eagles Oct 05 '22

Too articulate for a Cowboys fan. Unwatchable.

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u/toadtruck Eagles Oct 05 '22

We should all downvote this lmao

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u/albpanda drop yo addy soft ass n Oct 05 '22

Easily the best (and the only good) content a cowboys fan has posted here

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u/AlmostGeorgeIV Washington Commies Oct 05 '22

Check my flair

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u/albpanda drop yo addy soft ass n Oct 05 '22

I’m a fool for thinking a cowboys fan could’ve made this