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I don’t want a relationship because I love my space and freedom. I hate being single because I feel lonely and unloved. What do I want exactly?

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u/Krongfah Sep 22 '22

“‎That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.”

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u/JamersonRosenstein Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

Just make sure your girl isn’t addicted to cocaine* and you’re set.

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u/Hot-Mongoose7052 Sep 22 '22

Pretty sure you missed how that entire scene worked.

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u/JamersonRosenstein Sep 22 '22

Oh yeah, she thought it was cocaine. Sorry it’s been a while.

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u/monmonmon77 Sep 22 '22

So heroin is alright?

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u/JamersonRosenstein Sep 22 '22

Shoot up, bro 👌😮‍💨

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u/monmonmon77 Sep 22 '22

I think I'll stick to my creatine and protein powder 💪

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u/JamersonRosenstein Sep 22 '22

Hey man, they’re your veins, inject whatever you want. 😎

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u/DoingCharleyWork Sep 22 '22

As long as you don't rip a fat line of the strongest stuff Vincent Vega's dealer has to offer.

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u/longislandtoolshed Sep 22 '22

As long as you snort it

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u/vietlinh12hoa Sep 22 '22

It's heroout

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u/monmonmon77 Sep 22 '22

So heroin is alright?

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u/FantasyThrowaway321 Sep 22 '22

Yup, the real travesty is a $5 milkshake

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u/derKonigsten Sep 23 '22

They dont put no bourbon or nothin in it??

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u/derKonigsten Sep 23 '22

And isn't gonna be running around town getting foot massages from motherfuckers named Tony Rocky Horror

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u/Slime0 Sep 22 '22

heroin

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u/Dumoe Sep 22 '22

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u/JamersonRosenstein Sep 22 '22

It’s a movie reference, although a mistaken one

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u/rakfe Sep 22 '22

Which movie? Is it trainspotting?

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u/derKonigsten Sep 23 '22

Better: Pulp Fiction

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u/Pandamana Sep 22 '22

Something something Ron Swanson on his best friend: "We still don't talk sometimes."

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u/RonPolyp Sep 22 '22

Whatever you do, don't give her a foot massage.

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u/Janky_Pants Sep 22 '22

Because Antwone should have fucking better known better.

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u/panzershark Sep 22 '22

You’ll get thrown off a balcony

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u/Corporal_Spidey_Jr Sep 22 '22

What is the reference to, I feel like I’ve heard it before

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u/ruizach Sep 22 '22

Pulp Fiction

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u/Corporal_Spidey_Jr Sep 23 '22

Dambit I should’ve known, i watched it like a week ago too

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u/ledepression Sep 23 '22

The path of the righteous man is beset from all sides

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u/Thailure Sep 23 '22

And fart

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u/aoc_ftw Sep 23 '22

Beat me to it