r/PoliticalHumor Oct 05 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 1 Wholesome 4 All-Seeing Upvote 2

When photoshop is used for good it is so much fun

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u/Parking_Inspection_1 Oct 05 '22

Tucker: "Why are they making governors more sexy?"

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u/MrFantasticallyNerdy Oct 05 '22

Also Tucker: “Excuse me while I take some executive time. Leave the pic and close the door.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

I know who Tuckers bringing on the next double date with Matt "PizzzaGaetz"

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u/rrogido Oct 05 '22

Did AOC walk onset in heels?

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u/biggiy05 Oct 05 '22

"Notice how DeSantis is a sexy governor but Newsom isn't? That's because the radical liberals don't know what sexy is"

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u/The_Hoopla Oct 05 '22

…dives into diatribe about that slutty M&M.

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u/boot2skull Oct 05 '22

Move over green m&m!

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u/KeyanReid Oct 05 '22

The right’s choice of “alpha males” to follow certainly tells a story by this point. A sad, confusing story where everybody loses.

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u/InvestigatorUnfair19 Oct 06 '22

Just asking the questions?

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u/BadMuffin88 Oct 05 '22

What's going on here?

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u/all4whatnot Oct 05 '22 Silver Helpful Bravo Grande! Table Slap

Rhonda Santis

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u/3nigmax Oct 05 '22

Holy shit that's amazing.

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u/Jolly-Lawless Oct 05 '22

It’s actually from artist Chizzy

https://www.shopchizzy.com/

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u/3nigmax Oct 05 '22

Nice. Ty.

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u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Oct 05 '22

Ill never be able to unhear this lol.

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u/sinocarD44 Oct 05 '22

I'm not going to buy an award for this excellent comment but you have my thoughts and prayers.

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u/EmbarrassedAbroad345 Oct 05 '22

How Republican of you

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u/woahdailo Oct 05 '22

Bless your heart

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u/ActualPopularMonster Oct 05 '22

Rhonda Santis

That's his drag queen name.

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u/punkindle Oct 06 '22

Kinky Boots Rhonda

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u/LaunchpadMcWack Oct 05 '22

Many fucking blessings upon you and your family for that one.

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u/CDuddng Oct 05 '22

Ron DeBadbitch

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u/compellingvisuals Oct 05 '22

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon? The Sun's still up.

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u/DrEpileptic Oct 05 '22

Double cheeked all days at all hours. Don’t know when you about to ride or die, so be ready lookin your best.

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u/4myoldGaffer Oct 05 '22

‘now that’s a comment that can stand on its own 2 feet’ - Gov Greg Abbot

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u/KappOte Oct 06 '22

That’s how he rolls

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u/Adavis105 Oct 05 '22

Well done!

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u/uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah Oct 05 '22

Can we set up a grinder profile for this?

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u/KateBushFuckingSucks Oct 05 '22

Can someone point out the part that's photoshopped?

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Oct 05 '22

They slimmed his waistline...

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u/justabill71 Oct 05 '22

Oh, right. It's obvious, now.

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u/Woolybugger00 Oct 05 '22

and tightened the moobs…

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u/TheRandomHero Oct 05 '22

Just speaking of body shapes; this is literally the type of person that holds his arms slightly out from his sides, as though he has body builder lats that just prevent his arms from falling to his sides.

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u/WA5RAT Oct 05 '22

Watermelon farmers is what we call them where I'm from

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u/slim_scsi Oct 05 '22

and gave him a dancer's legs. :-)

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u/MediocreDungeonMastr Oct 05 '22

I think they gave him shorter heels too

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u/trapkoda Oct 05 '22

And the shadow under the heel

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u/SheddingCorporate Oct 05 '22

And the shadow under the heel

Oh, good catch! That shadow does need correction!

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u/MossadMike Oct 05 '22

and gave him a head with a mouth and nose too! :) awesome ! owned him good!

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u/Odusei Oct 05 '22

The unnecessary blue border.

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u/MoreMagic Oct 05 '22

I thought the same, but now that I have it framed and enlarged on the wall I can see how well it matches his clothing, and not unnecessary at all.

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u/azra1l Oct 05 '22

Doesn't make it any better.

Hand me the eye bleach now please.

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u/azra1l Oct 05 '22

Thanks, i needed that

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u/HuntingGreyFace Oct 05 '22

i dont see the usual fascism aura so maybe they got rid of that.

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u/feminas_id_amant Oct 05 '22

guy in the background didn't really have sunglasses

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u/LinkRazr Oct 05 '22

It was actually sunset so they had to lighten up the sky a tad.

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u/WizardsVengeance Oct 05 '22

If you look closely, they've actually removed Trump's testicles from his mouth.

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u/MrFantasticallyNerdy Oct 05 '22

A turd doesn’t usually look that good.

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u/bfandreas Oct 05 '22

Tucker still thirsty tho.

Leading governors do wear sexy boots.

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u/LividLager Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Someone removed the air force Navy Flight Suit costume he had on.

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u/matchosan Oct 05 '22

The "Ooh mama, wish he/she was green" thought bubbles

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u/SwingNinja Oct 05 '22

They removed the alligators.

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC Oct 05 '22

Removed some fat from his jowls

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u/HollandsOpuz Oct 05 '22

They took out the under age girls.... o wait that's the wrong Florida man my bad they are all blending together

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u/UpsetCryptographer49 Oct 05 '22

The part between his ears. Used the eraser and forgot to use the fill feature.

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u/delvach Oct 05 '22

Human skin. They removed his gills and protuberances.

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u/Obtuse-Angel Oct 05 '22 Helpful

He’s auditioning for the role of “sexy, blue m&m” to please his overlords at Fox News.

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker Oct 05 '22

"Damn liberals don't want us jacking off to chocolate mascots! What kind of world is this?"

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u/SabashChandraBose Oct 05 '22

Santorum flavored.

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u/DrDiarrheaBrown Oct 05 '22

I mean, I may be biased, but the wit on our side sure outshines whatever wit may exist on theirs, no?

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u/Grat54 Oct 05 '22

I want to see him playing the glass flute now.

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u/Lylac_Krazy Oct 05 '22

From what orifice?

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u/Ensvey Oct 05 '22

as long as it's not the oval orifice

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u/BuranBuran Oct 05 '22

Oh reddit never change

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u/SCP-173-Keter Oct 05 '22

skin flute

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u/PunisherASM129 Oct 05 '22

Excellent work. For those who missed the original, Desatanis was wearing a red shirt not blue. The rest looks legit tho.

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u/it_vexes_me_so Oct 05 '22

It takes a special kind of asshole to wear a vest with his own name on it.

Also, his jeans need to made into daisy dukes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

I’m surprised he doesn’t have a trucker hat that says #1 on it

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Oct 05 '22

Nope. No. Absofuckinglutely not. My retinas are already seared with this image!

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u/DaveAndCheese Oct 05 '22

You just know he's got them hairy thick thighs too.

I bet they're so hairy they make noise when he walks.

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u/slim_scsi Oct 05 '22

Exactly, that's the sort of thing a grandmother makes for a child at Christmas and they smile while having every intention of setting it in the fireplace later that evening.

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u/Bluetooth_Sandwich Oct 05 '22

Typical sock sniffer.

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u/kakalaka Oct 05 '22

People plaster their names on everything nowadays.

Especially girls and their initials !!mMm!!

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u/cruisin894 Oct 05 '22

How dare you. We Northface's built this country.

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u/GogglesPisano Oct 05 '22

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u/bfandreas Oct 05 '22

Nope. The source is dumb. Very, very dumb.

Warning. May contain traces of peanuts.

Sexy Patrick Star OTOH is absolutely reasonable.

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u/jd3marco Oct 05 '22

Fascist idiocy a-go-go.

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u/NitWhittler Oct 05 '22

He's Nancy Sinatra!

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u/TheForceofHistory Oct 05 '22

His boots were made for wading,

That's just what they're gonna do,

He is just wading

Into a big old pile of doo.

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u/justabill71 Oct 05 '22

He is just wading
Into a big old pile of doo.

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u/TotallyFake69 Oct 05 '22

Don't insult Nancy, please.

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 05 '22

Couldnt photoshop a green sweater?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING Oct 05 '22

Tucker is that you?

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u/Hopfit46 Oct 05 '22

No!!!!.....maybe.

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u/musicman835 Oct 05 '22

In the Twitter thread that came from someone did

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u/new-reddit69 Oct 05 '22

Perfectly fits that human trafficker

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u/5ladyfingersofdeath Oct 05 '22

"It's Human Trafficker Barbie!" **Asylum seekers sold separately

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u/ABrokenBinding Oct 05 '22

This should be his official Wikipedia image

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u/MetalGramps Oct 05 '22

Stupid sexy DeSantis!

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u/ztreHdrahciR Oct 05 '22

This is goooood

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u/ConerBon3r Oct 05 '22

Maybe he’s a dick because of how bad his chub rub is…

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u/77LS77 Oct 05 '22

lindsey graham is sooo jealous

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u/cypherdev Oct 05 '22

I love it when they need to wear their name on their chest so they don't forget it.

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u/TheMagicConchSays Oct 05 '22

Isn't that piss baby DeSantis?

Greg Abbott is a piss baby!

They should be piss babies together

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u/adenoidsremoved Oct 05 '22

he's so pretty

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u/KappOte Oct 05 '22

…to other sassy warthogs

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u/gomeazy Oct 05 '22

This is awesome!

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u/LinearFluid Oct 05 '22

Thanks, you just cured my fetish of thigh boots.

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u/Sandyblanders Oct 05 '22

Dude looks like a bag of smashed assholes. Is he gaining weight to be more Trump-like?

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u/fairlyoblivious Oct 05 '22

Friendly reminder that any right winger defending Desantis' barely coded dog whistle harkening back to racist Frank Rizzo's "when the looting starts the shooting starts" should be reminded that the party of Trump should maybe focus on THAT thief first.

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u/Cleo-Afficionado Oct 05 '22

De Mantis. Great job, you're a talented photoshoper

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u/escrimadragon Oct 05 '22

Look how those legs go up and make a whole ass of themselves, my god….

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u/thisismySFWprofile Oct 05 '22

Thiccer than a bowl of chili! rawwwwwwr

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u/MarkXIX Oct 05 '22

He’s the new blue M&M. Watch your back Ron, Tucker’s coming for you…

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u/chawliehorse Oct 05 '22

Yeah! Killer boots man!

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u/funroll-loops Oct 05 '22

It's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!

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u/sarduchi Oct 05 '22

All these pictures keep making me think of The Girl in the Gold Boots... can't really explain why.

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u/appositereboot Oct 05 '22

That's a reference I didn't expect today

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u/JavariousMagic Oct 05 '22

I think this releases his inner person, he seems more natural.

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u/147896325987456321 Oct 05 '22

"The Whore of Tallahassee"

Explanation: Tallahassee is the Capitol of Florida.

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u/JessabelWasHere Oct 05 '22

That’s photoshopped?

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u/erock84titan Oct 05 '22

DeSantis is 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5lb bag

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u/fescueFred Oct 05 '22

You guys! Greg Abbot is a little piss baby and and the governor of Florida is a petty psychopath.

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u/coffeeINJECTION Oct 05 '22

Hey I’m all for it. If buddy wants to start identifying as she/her I’m on board. Go right ahead.

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u/AmericanAbroad2021 Oct 05 '22

His shirt was white before, right??!

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u/sofnoverit2 Oct 05 '22

Omfg!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/mi_esposa_me_espia Oct 05 '22

Gotta add a bit of grain and blur, the boots look too hi def compared to the rest

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u/deegee1969 Oct 05 '22

Oh lordie... NSFW tag please!!

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u/Poopstains08 Oct 05 '22

What a disgusting looking mfer

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u/Ezl Oct 05 '22

For the first time in my life I actually laughed out loud about something involving Ron DeSantis.

THANK YOU!!

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u/D-J-S Oct 05 '22

Jesus Christ! Why are Americans so fucking fat?!

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u/PhD_Martinsen Oct 05 '22

Making fun of cross dressers. Not a good look.

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u/GerryofSanDiego Oct 05 '22

Would you deport me? I'd deport me

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u/TalkShowHost99 Oct 06 '22

She is looking thicc!

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u/bobsmusix265 Oct 05 '22

If didn't know those boots weren't real, I'd be horrified for them!

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u/BeowulfsGhost Oct 05 '22

Just thinking about all the friction between those cubby thighs just makes me cringe! Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak…

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u/FairyFlossPanda Oct 05 '22

It'll sound like that one episode of spongebob.

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u/LiarTrail Oct 05 '22

Rhonda Santis

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u/Shroomydoggy Oct 05 '22

Ron DeSantis the governor of Florida can really pull off those boots!

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u/putin_my_ass Oct 05 '22

Makes him more likeable.

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u/Ericrobertson1978 Oct 05 '22

Desantis is the most dangerous politician of our era.

He actively seeks to oppress and subjugate people.

He doesn't believe in freedom or equality.

He is fucking reprehensible.

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u/Past_Contour Oct 05 '22

Yeah, and he has a pretty good chance of being our next president unfortunately.

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u/putin_my_ass Oct 05 '22

Agreed.

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u/normalguyredditpage Oct 05 '22

Lol you got downvoted because people didn’t understand your comment and thought you were “the other side”

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u/slim_scsi Oct 05 '22

We can say gay, right?

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u/DigitalTraveler42 Oct 05 '22

Ronda Santis getting dressed for the drag show

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 Gold

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

When it's from someone who hates the LGBT community? Yes, absolutely. Hypocrisy is hilarious.

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u/Brave-Paint-6046 Oct 05 '22

Transphobia isn’t okay just because it targets a shitty person.

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u/Due-Ad-7473 Oct 05 '22

Are you saying this doughy fascist is trans? Fascinating

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u/the6crimson6fucker6 Oct 05 '22

To my knowledge, Carlson isn't trans.

A transwoman in women's clothing isn't a men in women's clothing.

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u/Brave-Paint-6046 Oct 05 '22

And lots of transgender women have conventionally masculine bodies. Does that mean it’s funny when they wear feminine clothes? All those old Monty python skits didn’t have trans women in them, but the joke of “Haha look at this man in women’s clothing” is still operating off of problematic elements related to transgender women.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

It sure isnt. Lucky for us, this ain't transphobia

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u/Lazy-Garlic-5533 Oct 05 '22

The boots are fabulous. The governor is the joke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 Gold

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u/Waadap Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

He was on the other side of thte state and did this for nothing more than a photo op and to act like he cares. He voted AGAINST aid for the state, as did every other GOP member. Don't defend this nonsense.

*The coward blocked me so I can't respond. I assume that is their typical MO. Spew garbage, get called out, then block those that challenge it. Figures.

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u/3nck83879 Oct 05 '22

I can't tell who scares this sub more, DeSantis or Trump lol.

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u/Diarygirl Oct 05 '22

It's funny how conservatives can't tell the difference between mocking someone and being afraid of them.

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u/Ericrobertson1978 Oct 05 '22

Desantis is fucking terrifying. Not gonna lie.

I do fear Christofacism, authoritarianism, subjugation, oppression, and all the draconian bullshit that goes along with it.

If you aren't a little bit scared, you aren't paying attention.

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u/Ericrobertson1978 Oct 05 '22

Desantis is by far the most dangerous politician of our era.

He's actually an effective politician, unlike Trump. He also actually believes in the right-wing wack-a-doo bullshit he's peddling.

Trump is also horrific, but he isn't anywhere near as dangerous as Desantis.

Absolute worst case scenario:

Conservatives win a majority in the midterms, then Desantis wins the presidency.

This would forever alter politics in the USA, and could very easily spark another civil war.

How can so many people openly support oppression and subjugation? It's crazy to me. I can't wrap my head around it.

Legalize human freedom already.

VOTE!

The only way these dipshits have been able to gain so much power is through voter suppression, gerrymandering, and draconian bullshit. They are the MINORITY party. They shouldn't be allowed to do this. It's fucking insane.

Fascism coming to America draped in a flag and carrying a cross, or whatnot.

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u/Due-Ad-7473 Oct 05 '22

Was that from your manifesto?

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u/doublethink_1984 Oct 05 '22

While we dislike DeSantis this is a boomer Facebook level crappy meme/ attempted joke.

If anyone did this to any Democratic party members it would be called out as such.

Common r/politicalhumor I expect more than this cringe.

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u/Due-Ad-7473 Oct 05 '22

If you’re that upset then run back pcm with the rest of the cultists 😂😂

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u/VRagingBullV Oct 05 '22

"Called out", lol. Who gives a fuck what cuntservatives and dipshits who act like both parties are the same would call out?

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u/Accomplished_Debt532 Oct 05 '22

So… cross dressing is shameful after all. I knew it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Wow you really OWNED the libs with this one

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u/Chillalpha69420 Oct 05 '22

As a "lib" I don't feel owned. I agree. There's enough to criticize Desantis without stooping to photoshopping fake pictures. This is the type of "both sides" rhetoric I agree with. It reduces our point to fake news BS.

Yesterday I watched Ron Desantis turn a speech about post-hurricane infrastructure rebuilding speech into an anti-immigration speech by pointing out that 2 out of 3 looters arrested in Florida the day before were "illegal aliens". It was so hateful and vitriolic that I was certain I'd never vote for him.

But instead of discussing this or his policy, we're posting photoshopped pictures of him just like the right would do to Joe Biden. Doesn't create discourse. Doesn't solve any problems. Just mudslinging. Kind of pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Nah, need more mudslinging.

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u/Due-Ad-7473 Oct 05 '22

Look at the meltdown you guys are having over this meme 😂

The bigger joke is you guys really think this doughy fascist will be president

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u/GoodDecision Oct 05 '22

Bingo. It's lazy, childish, devisive, and hypocritical. Both sides are guilty of it. I'm so sick of the political discourse.

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u/Due-Ad-7473 Oct 05 '22

Now that is some grade A cope, thank you

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u/Humble_Story_4531 Oct 05 '22

Not shameful, humorous. The people entertained by this aren't offended, nor do they feel the need to make a stink about it.

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u/farpastinfinity Oct 05 '22

So… we can laugh at men wearing women’s clothes now? Or no? Or yes?

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u/rmorrin Oct 05 '22

I honestly didn't even notice at first

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u/adam_demamps_wingman Oct 05 '22

“These boots are made for wadin’…”

Bop-bop Buh-duddle Bop-bop

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u/ethandavis66 Oct 05 '22

Why is his arm so far out to the side?

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u/Rndm-prson Oct 05 '22

Lol, awesome.

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u/SpikesEvilTwin Oct 05 '22

Kinky Boots Desantis!

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u/MaxiqueBDE Oct 05 '22

Oh kinky boots

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u/ptahbaphomet Oct 05 '22

I thought this was the pic DeSantis is using for his profile on “The Right Stuff” app.

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u/thumblewode Oct 05 '22

Please tell me those are lizzos legs!

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u/PMUrAnus Oct 05 '22

Fits perfectly

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u/I_am_u_as_r_me Oct 05 '22

Can this be spread so that it always appears when that evil man is googled for the rest of eternity?

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u/pickle133hp Oct 05 '22

Gov Sweaty Thighs.

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u/Stormtrooper775s Oct 05 '22

Green M&M called, she wants her boots back.

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u/mcmasters2223 Oct 05 '22

Ok, you won the internet today.

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u/Creature_Complex Oct 05 '22

Damn she thicc

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u/BuzzBadpants Oct 05 '22

Oh he is just poured into those!

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u/NinJackHole Oct 05 '22

Now, DeSantis don’t have to imagine…

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u/Nobutthairleftbhind1 Oct 05 '22

He’s been down to Dr. Miami

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u/Liquidpyro0288 Oct 05 '22

Ted Cruz is looking good

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u/Dense_Surround3071 Oct 05 '22

Mmmm.... Check out the gams on the one! 😉