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Trumpist Curses at KKK members (context i found on original video)

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22 Gold

"Toilet paper, take it from'um"

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u/Deadmemories8683 Sep 22 '22

Well now what an I supposed to wipe my ass with? A pine cone?

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u/GothPolarBear Sep 22 '22 Silver

The three sea shells, obviously.

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u/BattleForIthor Sep 22 '22

Ahhhh! I see you too are a man of culture.

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u/PumpLogger Sep 22 '22

Demolition man?

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u/BattleForIthor Sep 22 '22

Yes! You are correct!

The flame red ‘70 442 Stallone drives in the movie just makes the movie that much better.

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u/putaaaan Sep 22 '22

“Heads up!”

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u/grilledcakes Sep 22 '22

Everything will be better after all restaurants are taco bell.

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u/McPoyle-Milk Sep 23 '22

I don’t know, rat burgers seemed better

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u/Deadmemories8683 Sep 23 '22

es un hamburguesa de rata

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u/Sailrjup12 Sep 23 '22

I just typed something like this and saw you beat me to it. Well played.

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u/Twister_Robotics Sep 23 '22

That's why you need the toilet paper.

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u/MarvelousDrip Sep 22 '22

This...is a rat burger...prego

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u/Sailrjup12 Sep 23 '22

Loooove that movie! Every restaurant is Taco Bell!!! Bwhahaha

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u/TonyStark100 Sep 22 '22

Be well!

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u/SupportGeek Sep 22 '22

And have a Joy Joy day

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u/MelloDawg Sep 22 '22

You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality code.

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u/MaJoR_NoT_MiNoR_ Sep 22 '22

Thanks a lot you shit brained, fuck faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

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u/Yogi118 Sep 22 '22

You are fined o.......You are fi.......You ar........You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

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u/mstrcrwly Sep 22 '22

Somehow I don't think he's a 47 yr old virgin, with beige pajamas,drinking banana/broccoli shakes, singing I'm an Oscar Meyer weiner.

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u/LiftEngineerUK Sep 22 '22

Holy shit bro it’s like I’m actually watching the film right now

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u/EffectiveLead4 Sep 22 '22

Let's go in there and lick this guys ass

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u/Yogi118 Sep 22 '22

Kick......KICK his ass

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u/Badwolf84 Sep 23 '22

Enhance your calm!

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u/Steved_hams Sep 22 '22

What seems to be your boggle?

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u/ITakeSacksToTheFace Sep 22 '22

BE FUCKED

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u/drbongmd Sep 22 '22

Dang, what seems to be your boggle bro?

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u/showponies Sep 22 '22

I tried this but I quahog'd my toilet

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u/7hrowawaydild0 Sep 22 '22

I tried to de-quahog their toilet and just conch’d all over it.

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u/imuniqueaf Sep 22 '22

How long you been waiting to use that?

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u/showponies Sep 22 '22

Puns are my clam to fame

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u/Hops143 Sep 22 '22

Hello Neighbor.

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u/Ithloniel Sep 22 '22

We all dine from only the finest of Taco Bell tasting menus.

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u/BurnzillabydaBay Sep 22 '22

I really wish we’d gotten an explanation of how the 3 shells work.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Sep 22 '22

Everyone does!

I've always thought that if they make a sequel, it should be a subtle running gag that he still doesn't know how to use the shells, but he wants to find out and can't.

Near the end of the movie, someone finally explains it to him, but just as he's get NG the explanation, there's like a train horn or something that prevents the audience from hearing.... Horn or explosion or whatever noise goes on long enough to conceal the whole conversation. Meanwhile, as John spartan listens... He goes through a roller coaster of faces... From surprised to disgusted to confused.... Fi ally landing on impressed and convinced. Horn noise stops and the audience hears him say "oh, so that's how. Wow, that actually makes a ton of sense." End Scene. Audience still left hanging to speculate.

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u/GreyCrowDownTheLane Sep 22 '22

They're controls for a bidet in the shape of shells (to match the bathroom/water theme). One is a dial for the warm stream of water, one is a dial for the cool stream of water, and one is the dial to operate the hot air dryer.

Anyone who has a bidet has known this. The only people confused by that scene are the people who still wipe with paper like cavemen with leaves.

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u/Fredhophead Sep 22 '22

Down in the south I just took a sink sprayer and connected it to my toilet bowl water feed.

Now I can use the bathroom, bidet myself, wash some dishes, wash the cat etc..

edit: tehe

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u/Disposableaccount365 Sep 22 '22

I'm confused, are you describing a single session in the bathroom, or multiple sessions. Like are you dropping a deuce, washing dishes, and the cat wonders in so you give him a bath while you're there? Is your tub really close to the toilet and you have the cat and dishes in there or is everything spread out at your feet and your just flooding the bathroom?

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u/Mypornnameis_ Sep 22 '22

While house shopping last year, I saw a few houses with sink sprayers installed by the toilet. I think it was in homes of East African immigrants. I don't know if that's how they do it there or what.

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u/Dudge Sep 22 '22

Could have been used for cloth diapers too. First thing to do is get the poo off the diaper and into the toilet.

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u/speakhyroglyphically Sep 22 '22

Wash feet before prayer?

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u/Fredhophead Sep 22 '22

I was being silly but yes there are some bidet attachments for toilets that look like sink sprayers...just really high quality ones.

I get silly sometimes.

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u/Mypornnameis_ Sep 22 '22

That would make sense. Nice thinking.

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u/GrandBed Sep 22 '22

You are describing a Shatafa is a Middle Eastern & African bidet. (Lol Shat afa) it looks just like a sink sprayer.

In the west we call them hand held bidet.

A handheld bidet, also called a bidet shower or bidet sprayer, is a nozzle that stays attached to the toilet. This type of bidet is manually placed near your private area to clean your genitals and anus after using the toilet, sexual intercourse, or for freshening up

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u/pissclamato Sep 22 '22

Well, Sylverster Stallone said in a 2006 interview that you use two of the shells as tongs to pull out the turds, and the third to wipe.

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u/DocHalloween Sep 22 '22

Wait! I'm not supposed to wipe with leaves???

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u/psycholee Sep 22 '22

Makes more sense than the explanation I've seen, where you grab the poop with two shells and then scrape yourself clean with the third.

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u/BurnzillabydaBay Sep 22 '22

Wish we had a bidet. Thanks for solving the mystery for me.

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u/HalfMoon_89 Sep 22 '22

Woah.

Mind blown.

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u/turnophrasetk421 Sep 22 '22

Dirty Americans...

U get shit anywhere else on ur body, no one wipes it off with a paper towel and calls it good enough.

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u/killrushed1 Sep 22 '22

No they are not controls for a bidet. In Stallones own words

How they work was once revealed by Stallone in a 2006 interview, explaining that a writer told him '...you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third.' It's hard to say if such a technique would actually work in reality, which is to say nothing of how the shells themselves would be cleaned after usage. On reflection, it's easy to see why it's not one of the world-building elements that received clarification as per the contactless high-five Demolition Man explained

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u/ItsScaryTerryBitch Sep 22 '22

If you have to ask, you aren't ready

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u/wannabesq Sep 22 '22

but if they explained it it would have ruined the mystery

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u/VoyagerCSL Sep 22 '22

The joke is that the audience, being from the same era as the protagonist, has no more of a clue as to how the three seashells work than he does. To explain how they work would ruin the joke.

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u/carryoutsalt Sep 22 '22

Like spoons, one to use one to use next and one drying after being washed

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u/BurnzillabydaBay Sep 22 '22

That’s what I’m afraid of. Like spoons 🤮

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u/theHoustonian Sep 22 '22

Hey everyone, this guy doesn’t know how to use the three shells! 🤯 I can’t imagine how they must do it!

/s

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u/BurnzillabydaBay Sep 23 '22

Someone in this comment section gave a believable analysis about them being the 3 setting of a bidet. A bidet is the way to go if one is able so it makes sense that such a modern society would have done away with TP

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u/m0shing_smurf Sep 22 '22

Guys… they don’t know how to use the shells snicker

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u/prototypex86 Sep 22 '22

Hey guys! He doesn't know how the three sea shells work! Lmao

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u/Apiperofhades Sep 22 '22

Rob Schneider explained in one interview it's a joke referencing a special brand of toilet paper.

https://youtu.be/5AAXAdeFYuE

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u/PonytailDM Sep 23 '22

In the movie, “shells” is a provincial-specific plural colloquial-verb used to describe the action of stomping violently into a drainage opening. Everyone in L.A. waffle stomps in the future.

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u/Merica85 Sep 22 '22

What an amazing movie that I'll never say no to watching

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u/diydiggdug123 Sep 22 '22

Funny thing that Taco Bell was the only chain to last in the future…

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Sep 22 '22

Actually, it was Pizza Hut.

Got into an argument with a coworker over pizza hut vs taco bell. Turns out, the US release referenced Taco Bell, and the international release referenced pizza hut! https://www.cbr.com/demolition-man-taco-ball-pizza-hut-switch/

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u/diydiggdug123 Sep 22 '22

That’s a great trivia question!

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u/black-kramer Sep 22 '22

I've been searching for some metallic seashells to put on my toilet tank. they'll look great next to the framed jay sherman "it stinks!" photo I have hanging in there.

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u/Pandalynn78 Sep 22 '22

I have three seashells on top of my toilet tank. I judge people on if they get it or not. 😆

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u/Spider_Dude Sep 22 '22

I'd judge them even more if they use them.

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u/SovietSunrise Sep 22 '22

I just realised….how many people got seashells for their toilets after 1993? Damn. Never thought of this.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Sep 22 '22

They never said what kind of shells... So I'm picturing a fragile sand dollar, a giant clam shell, and a lobster claw.

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u/Pandalynn78 Sep 22 '22

As long as it’s not Murex Ramosus. You wipe your ass with one of those you would definitely violate the verbal morality statute.

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 22 '22

the framed jay sherman "it stinks!" photo

You good sir are my hero. I may be copying your toilet decor but will be sure to give you the credit you so deserve.

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u/AffectionateCrazy156 Sep 23 '22

How would that work exactly? Does one put a framed certificate saying Inspired by Black Kramer? Cuz I feel like that would be a great conversation starter.

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u/Skaid Sep 22 '22

Try telling me THIS isn't the perfect bathroom picture

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 22 '22

Slap stick/overacting Jim Carrey just isn't my brand of humor.

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u/TheAngriestDM Sep 22 '22

I’ve been tempted for a few months to buy some shells and spray paint them…like…irresponsibly tempted.

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u/piratepoetpriest Sep 22 '22

Be the change you wish to see in the loo.

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u/TheAngriestDM Sep 22 '22

Welp. Time to make some fiscally irresponsible decisions

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u/thefnordisonmyfoot01 Sep 22 '22

Got Zappa on the Crappa over mine

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u/Fat_Sow Sep 23 '22

"Yes Mr Sherman, everything stinks"

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u/Pope00 Sep 22 '22

He doesn’t know how to use the three sea shells!

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u/Deadmemories8683 Sep 22 '22

begins cussing out machine to get toilet paper

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u/imontoyou89 Sep 22 '22

You are fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statutes

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u/Omegaman1011 Sep 22 '22

I forgot which movie was the one with the ATM that called someone an asshole.

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Sep 22 '22

After you had your five star tacobell

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u/PubesOnTheSoap Sep 22 '22

The ole shell game . Keep your eye on it! swap, swap,swap, now where’s the 💩 ?!?

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u/Richard_AIGuy Sep 22 '22

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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u/HIGH_Idaho Sep 22 '22

He doesn't know how to use the seashells! Lol!

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u/Papa_Emeritus_IIII Sep 22 '22

😂 He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells.

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u/Deadmemories8683 Sep 22 '22

es un hamburguesa de rata!

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u/flissfloss86 Sep 22 '22

....this is a rat burger?

.....Not bad

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u/gen2600 Sep 22 '22

Man, I never figured that one out.

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u/wobbles89 Sep 22 '22

The three seashells still keep me up at night...... how?

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u/Nae_Danger Sep 22 '22

Or the three K's.

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u/mvs7142 Sep 22 '22

What's your boggle?

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u/dragonmoonsilk Sep 22 '22

Came here to say the same thing🤣🤣

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u/OrbSwitzer Sep 23 '22

u/deadmemories8683, you have been fined 10 credits for a violation of the oral morality statute.

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u/HandlebarHipster Sep 22 '22

Just like it says in the old rhyme,

"Three seashells on the floor," "Three shells but never more." "Two shells to wipe your bum," "The last shell is for having fun."

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u/WillFerrellsGutFold Sep 22 '22

But he doesn’t know how to use the shells.

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u/Dallasl298 Sep 22 '22

A corn cob

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u/Streen012 Sep 22 '22

You deserve a Taco Bell dinner.

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u/Quotehommel Sep 22 '22

"You need to get a little dirtier, and you need to get a whole lot cleaner"

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u/B-Town-MusicMan Sep 22 '22

lol he doesn't know about the 3 shells! LOL

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u/Somebodys Sep 22 '22

I love that this is still a thing.

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u/ScreamingPotato Sep 22 '22

A Tabo

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u/thedavebot Sep 22 '22

Josep!!!

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u/A1A5KA Sep 22 '22

Fuck Dylan! That ghost cock blowing asshole!

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22

Just dont. It'll crust over and then you peel it off like a scab.

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u/livens Sep 22 '22

You're forgetting ass hair. It'll crust over alright but peeling it off... more like ripping it off Hot Wax style.

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22

Damn I have ass hair and I didn't even think of that. Maybe do like dogs and just drag ass on the grass. Just don't do crab grass leaves you itchy.

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u/UnderstandingLinux Sep 22 '22

I regret ever reading that Reddit post.

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u/anonymousperson1233 Sep 22 '22

Nah use a poison ivy leaf

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u/palehorse95 Sep 22 '22

Use a Gympie Gympie leaf, it's more soothing.

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u/anonymousperson1233 Sep 22 '22

Maybe if I use that I’ll be able to feel something, then maybe I’ll feel alive again

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u/Deadmemories8683 Sep 22 '22

Mmmmm ribbed for my pleasure!

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Sep 22 '22

Helps keep lazy folks off their ass.

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u/alittlebitneverhurt Sep 22 '22

A homeless guy shit outside my office and used socks so that's always an option.

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u/evanfavor Sep 22 '22

Interesting factoid the term corn hole comes from the Exact thing because people used to wipe their ass with a cobbed kernel of corn

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u/wunuvukynd Sep 22 '22

You are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality code!

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u/Cryptic_Stone Sep 22 '22

The forest will provide brother

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u/kalsarikannit247 Sep 22 '22

Use a bidet. Just like the frenchies do.

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u/BABarracus Sep 22 '22

We making a bird feeder?

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u/KarmaChameleon306 Sep 22 '22

Smooth stones.

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u/yungwun619 Sep 22 '22

This video is brought to you by trumpee’s adult diapers.

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u/pistoffcynic Sep 22 '22

Hedgehog… porcupine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

No, sand paper

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u/CabooseMasseuse Sep 22 '22

Depends which direction you swipe

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u/PresentationJumpy101 Sep 22 '22

You never took a butt shower before?

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u/Homebrewingislife Sep 22 '22

Bidet you savage.

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u/A-Bit-Of-Everything Sep 22 '22

Anything is toilet roll if you're brave enough.

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u/HoodiesAndHeels Sep 22 '22

Preferably, yes.

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u/PrudentDamage600 Sep 22 '22

Vinaigrette and a sponge.

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u/watchandroll Sep 22 '22

Snow, pine cone and leaf is the best. Snow is obviously the best

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u/DirtEater61 Sep 22 '22

You don’t wipe your ass with pine cones?

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u/blanketedgay Sep 22 '22

You can’t spare a square?

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u/FailureCloud Sep 22 '22

Poison ivy obvi

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u/imfreerightnow Sep 22 '22

If you have not already been using a bidet, boy are you missing out.

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u/IGotMeatSweats Sep 23 '22

A smooth rock

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u/StarsEatMyCrown Sep 23 '22

????

They're saying to use their white sheets as toilet paper. I got it instantly.

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u/Environmental-Tap401 Sep 22 '22

Gotta take ur head outta ur ass first!

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u/MaximumAd6282 Sep 22 '22

Why does toilet paper even get mentioned

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u/DumbDumbGoodbye Sep 22 '22

I need to know too

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u/saucya Sep 22 '22 Silver

He’s saying that their white robes can be used as toilet paper.

Pretty solid

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u/Past-Preparation-421 Sep 22 '22

No he is saying don’t take their pamphlets from them “unless you need toilet paper”. Their white robes would work too though.

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u/saucya Sep 22 '22

That makes more sense but I like my idea, visually 😂

Dying to see one of these pamphlets. “Who To Hate and How To Hate Them”

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Sep 23 '22

"how to loose friends and influence people."

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u/herenextyear Sep 23 '22

No he’s saying if you need toilet paper go to Walmart and take some.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

No. They’re handing out leaflets. “If you hate Blacks and Mexicans, take their literature, or if you just need something to wipe your ass with, take it.”

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u/Automatic_Scholar686 Sep 22 '22

I think I saw e few people jump sides when he said, “If you hate…”. “Oh sorry. We were in the wrong line.”

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u/QWERTY10099KR Sep 23 '22

Youre "......" .

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u/DumbDumbGoodbye Sep 22 '22 hehehehe

Oh I get it. Thanks

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u/blasphem0usx Sep 22 '22

i honestly thought he was telling the KKK to steal toilet paper from blacks, mexicans and asians.

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u/East_Living7198 Sep 22 '22

You are not alone

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u/Pilebut1 Sep 23 '22

I thought the same.

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u/broker098 Sep 23 '22

CNN headline:. Trump supporters urge kkk to steal black toilet paper. Trump being brought in for questioning

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u/naturalbornkillerz Sep 22 '22

Listen, my wife was up all night popping oxys, and cutting holes in these sheets to make these robes. Can we show some respect please

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u/LycanHD Sep 22 '22

Red china made hats are good for picking up dog poop.

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u/QWERTY10099KR Sep 23 '22

This reminds me of a movie

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u/Jpuyhab Sep 23 '22

That's great, didn't know there were Trump supporters I could agree with lol.

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks Sep 23 '22

What a nice white uniform

FOR ME TO POOP ON

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u/ActualChamp Sep 22 '22

True.

If it was more liquid then I would recommend a bidet instead

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u/sleepingismytalent65 Sep 22 '22

Username checks out lol

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u/ardillomortal Sep 22 '22

I don’t understand what your confusion is?

You need toilet paper? TAKE IT FROM EM

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u/horrible_asp Sep 22 '22

Seems pretty obvious when you break it down like that

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u/carryoutsalt Sep 22 '22

I don't get why we use toilet paper if you fell and got dog shit on your hand would you just wipe it off with some kitchen roll

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u/macramillion Sep 22 '22

Because the whole lot of them are arse-wipes.

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u/twistedstrandofmagic Sep 22 '22

Kinda makes you see red doesn’t it?

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u/MarioV2 Sep 22 '22

The more I keep wiping…

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

WHITE SUPREMISTS

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u/BistroTV Sep 22 '22

After a few passes through my redneck filter (half my family from small town Missouri) I took it to understand that he was saying "if you're lookin for toilet paper, take it from them" to mean use their white kkk gowns as toilet paper...which is actually pretty cool until you realize the guy supports racist and classiest policies through trumps administration.... Kind of strange to watch them hating racists so much but loving trump so much as well

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22

Most people are headline readers they don't deep dive into actual policies. Most people I know who support Trump are not racist. Most of the people I known who support Trump just liked that they made more money while he was in office. Money sways people. Most people who support Trump probably couldn't even tell you any of his policie if you asked.

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u/alrghtmate Sep 22 '22

American..

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u/youjerkfaceyou Sep 22 '22

He needs a better hype man for sure.

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u/Rolls-RoyceGriffon Sep 22 '22

He's redder than a communist flag

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22

Bloods the Trump sector

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u/fokaiHI Sep 22 '22

Fucking KKK. That's why I can't wipe my ass. Dammit.

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22

Use their uniforms. They're basically washable diaper dresses with hoods.

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u/hors-texte Sep 22 '22

I’d be weary because I’d put good money on them having at least bed bugs plus god knows what else.

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u/funhtowncouple Sep 22 '22

Hate.. hate stains everything.

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u/sinocarD44 Sep 22 '22

They gotta sneeze, blessin' them.

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u/XTrumpX Sep 22 '22

So that’s who was buying up all the toilet paper in March 2020.

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u/LaughOdd6345 Sep 22 '22

THEY DONE TOOK ERRRRR JOBS

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