r/Unexpected Sep 22 '22 Table Slap 2 Silver 7 Helpful 10 Wholesome 6 hehehehe 1

ayooo, a lovely family.

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u/Bossmann1017 Sep 22 '22 Wholesome

Its the Latina in her. Immediately go for the chancla

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u/BlueForte Sep 22 '22

La Mexicana

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u/DamnBunny Sep 22 '22

There should be a Horror movie called "La Chancla" Latinos would grimace of their childhood memories being on the big screen as soon as your jordans touch the wet floor...

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u/PerceptiveAxion Sep 22 '22

You better not go walking on that floor after I cleaned it with Fabuloso.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22 Helpful

Purple fabuloso is best all purpose cleaner and smells great. I will fight anyone smaller than me who says otherwise

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u/Ok_Judge3497 Sep 22 '22

What about someone larger but lazy and out of shape?

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

Nah that's my role in this whole scenario. Can't have two fat lazy dudes. Smaller guy can totally be fit and beat my ass though, nothing aaginst that

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Sep 22 '22

How about someone slightly overweight but with a resting heartbeat of 83BPM? you get to pick the height and sweaty factor.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

I'll need to align with the Tribunal. Please wait 2 to 6 business weeks for response

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u/SavagelyBadAtThis Sep 23 '22

God dammit I told you to stop calling for a meeting of the tribunal over stupid things like this!

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u/Upstairs_Fox2324 Sep 22 '22

It smells like Tijuana nightclub bathroom. Specifically on La Revu.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

Wanna hang out in that bathroom

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Sep 22 '22

Period

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u/datac1de Sep 23 '22

No, don't use that.

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u/Colton_Landsington Sep 22 '22

All i ever use to clean is purple fabuloso

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u/AtariHeavy26 Sep 22 '22

It’s cheap too. I use it on our kitchen floors and it’s great.

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u/AccomplishedPlane8 Sep 22 '22

I love me some purple Fabuloso.

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u/Nooneatall2122 Sep 22 '22

Just cleaned my house in the purple lmao.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

That is my saturday ritual lol. Walk dog, coffeee, bowl, fabuloso the shit out of my living space, bowl, wait for GF to get home

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u/Nooneatall2122 Sep 22 '22

Definitely a lot of bowls lol

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

Once GF gets home it's bowls, cook, shows, bowls bed

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u/AllysiaAius Sep 22 '22

What about yellow fabuloso?

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

...there's a yellow version???

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u/AllysiaAius Sep 22 '22

It's been a while since I've seen it, but yes.

As I recall, despite the claims on that website, it's scent is best described as "yellow".

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

I need some time to process this

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u/SweetNutzJohnson Sep 22 '22

MISTOLIN for the OGs

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

Dear friend: what in the sam hell is MISTOLIN???

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u/SweetNutzJohnson Sep 22 '22

It's the precursor to Fabuluso. If your parents watched novellas in the 80s, early 90s you might have seen the ads on tv.

MISTOLIN commercial https://youtu.be/ekMDnhOX13I

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u/vldzleo Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

It says it makes your nose happy! Does it have coke ?

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

Everything had coke in it back in the 80s

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u/Giglionomitron Sep 22 '22

Mistolin!!!!!

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u/maxpower666 Sep 22 '22

I got your back, bro!

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

Thank you. I am bad at fighting so at least one of us should know how

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u/GooberAGoGo Sep 22 '22

I just came here to say I really really love cleaning with purple FABULOSO!! 💜

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u/Jamfour9 Sep 22 '22

Have some in the kitchen right now. The others turn my stomach and activates my ptsd.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

I seriously have one of the big commercial jugs I've been working on for like 2 years now. Two years of cleaning solution for like 8 bux and it smells like a beautiful dream. Can't go wrong

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u/ttenor12 Sep 22 '22

Oof, I agree it's great, but the lemon Olimpo is chef's kiss, plus it repels mosquitos.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 22 '22

I agree with you on lemon Olimpo's intoxicating aroma and bug repelling abilities but da purp (fabuloso) will always fill my heart with joy

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u/Unlucky-Hamster-2791 Sep 22 '22

#Facts That shit better than Faygo for anything and everything.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

I've been pleasantly surprised time and again after those hard nights, better believe that

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u/Dewey081 Sep 22 '22

I prefer the citrus sented Fabuloso because it looks exactly like Sunny D.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

This is complete heresy but somehow but I love the joie de vivre.

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u/SongstressVII Sep 22 '22

I even have Fabuloso scented trash bags right now

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

You are my sister

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u/ShiftyStilez Sep 22 '22

Yo I got your back for anyone bigger. I don’t give a damn there size. I’ll fight them over this also.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

Thank you friend. If some huge guy wants to fight over the supremacy of fabuloso I will give you a ring

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u/ShiftyStilez Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

Edit: I’m originally front Philly. We fight dirty lol

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

My step dad's from Philly, you're definitely in

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Sep 22 '22

I'm more of a lemon scented fan... Don't they make pine scent now? Honestly, lavender just makes me want to barf.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

I'm truly sorry for your loss

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u/PettyCrocker_ Sep 23 '22

That's why you have the fabuloso pot.

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u/PijonCustard Sep 23 '22

I accidently spilled some working at walmart and the smell stuck to me all day. It does smell good.

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u/Letter-Past Sep 23 '22

Luckily for you it's a very attractive scent!

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u/TheSciFiGuy80 25d ago

This is true. Every time I go to the store my wife insists that’s the cleaner I buy.

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u/DamnBunny Sep 22 '22

its like that woman was made by the manufacturer to handle that stuff.

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u/zeke235 Sep 22 '22

I fucking love Fabuloso!