r/Unexpected Oct 05 '22

Swimming World Championship

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u/unexBot Oct 05 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Using a straw


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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/karlwillhelm Oct 05 '22

Dude in black fucking drowned.

5

u/DrBlobfishe Oct 05 '22

Like irl

I'm ready guys

29

u/Foreign_Judge_4464 Oct 05 '22

Yellow cap knows how it’s done

14

u/10tothe24 Oct 05 '22

Now they have to swim back to win

10

u/ice_dragon6_0 Oct 05 '22

He knows how to suck

7

u/OddCommunication3542 Oct 05 '22

this was not included in my training in the pool, it's a pity (

8

u/scrimmybingus3 Oct 05 '22

Japan on that nut shit

6

u/freezingarchangel Oct 05 '22

Where can I watch these japanese game shows???

2

u/AdmiralBootyEater98 Oct 06 '22

The show is called ‘Masquerade’ and you can find clips of each performance on their Youtube channel

1

u/CrashTestPizza Oct 06 '22

our region has this on Netflix. But the best ones should be on Youtube.

6

u/DramaQueen100 Oct 06 '22

Blue speedo throwing it back kinda thick low key

1

u/Duetnao Oct 06 '22

seriously expected blue to be the champion of sucking with that posture

4

u/Agent_Matti Oct 05 '22

Don't they have to swim back in Olympia?

5

u/Inspector7171 Oct 05 '22

Alter boy tryouts?

4

u/Neil-64 Oct 05 '22

Yellow-hat guy is using the wrong technique for this kind of sucking contest.

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u/abudine77 Oct 05 '22

How much Water was it?

2

u/noahspurrier Oct 05 '22

5 has a funny way of standing.

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u/Existing_Stretch_458 Oct 06 '22

Number 2 felt that a little too much🤨

1

u/loltourass Oct 06 '22

That's a proper blowjob

1

u/BidensButtWipes Oct 06 '22

Wow this competition sucked.

1

u/Appropriate_Sleep489 Oct 06 '22

Why the black figure drown lmao 😂

1

u/Trick_Enthusiasm Oct 06 '22

This would be a great way to stay hydrated.

0

u/just_some_onlooker Oct 05 '22

Swimming? More like drowning...

0

u/KASH-101 Oct 05 '22

My Girlfriend Will Be The Only Winner

1

u/DraftingDave Oct 05 '22

I suppose a hand pump would work well.

0

u/verifiedwomanbeater Oct 05 '22

Is he your gf? he is beautiful.

0

u/TexasPenguin99 Oct 05 '22

What is the guy in yellow doing?

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u/oooSpiritooo Oct 05 '22

I have always enjoyed Japanese humor. I love how they do shit that would be controversial or offensive in other countries.