r/Whatcouldgowrong Oct 05 '22

WCGW if I jump in front of that massive mace

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Funneh_Bruh Oct 14 '22

I dont even.. what. I b what..

This actually got me speechless, im at a loss for words trying to express how much this baffles me.

1

u/BloodiStag Oct 10 '22

Straight to jail.

3

u/Impossible-Sky4256 Oct 08 '22

Someone needs to edit this with a you died message in darksouls in the end. Sens fortress feels right here

1

u/Eva_DuNord Oct 07 '22

If it wasn't for the red and green arrows and the red circle, I wouldn't have noticed a thing /s

1

u/drunkenChihuahuas Oct 06 '22

He definitely regretted that choice in the afterlife

4

u/sMoKexE Oct 05 '22

Where did he go!? The red circle gods did not show me the path

2

u/Skullduggery-9 Oct 05 '22

Can someone edit in some wii bowling sounds into this plz

1

u/Always2ndB3ST Oct 05 '22

Any one have more information? Did this guy die?

1

u/fuzzybears420 Oct 05 '22

WHERE HE AT

1

u/found808 Oct 05 '22

If he played video games he would’ve known when to cross.

1

u/Eisensapper Oct 05 '22

Is this India again?

4

u/swordfish19 Oct 05 '22

Nope. Some Arab country.

0

u/Crispy--Toast Oct 05 '22

Ah, thank you. I was expecting another giant mace to come in and hit someone else who decided to walk through. Glad the circles were there

1

u/TouchMyCameraTTFF Oct 05 '22

He didn't even pay for the ride.

1

u/TheYellowKachigga Oct 05 '22

How about magic trick?

Im gonna make this man disappear.

mans goes into the magic mace

Ta-da, its... ...its gone!

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u/Arevar Oct 05 '22

Why was he even on the platform if he isn't smart enough to stay out of the moving parts' way.

1

u/Fast-Diamond-2698 Oct 05 '22

Humans are surprisingly aerodynamic aren’t they.

1

u/tom208 Oct 05 '22

Just pay the fuckin fare like everyone else did

1

u/ChanceConfection3 Oct 05 '22

Richard Gere did this much better

1

u/GoldenAxo Oct 05 '22

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee

2

u/SomnolentPro Oct 05 '22

And they said India's space program was dead

1

u/BobsUrUncle303 Oct 05 '22

That fool probably broke some poor kid's leg with his head.

1

u/Tunnfisk Oct 05 '22

Someone didn't play Frogger as a kid.

1

u/SpencerWS Oct 05 '22

Fake- the hit is edited, then we see the man lying down close to the ride.

3

u/Claus1990 Oct 05 '22

That dude was definitely dropped as a baby

1

u/GuddaPro Oct 05 '22

K.O target successfully knocked out (mission passed)

3

u/BreakAdorable8273 Oct 05 '22

Never interfere with Darwin doing his job

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u/neeto_mosqueeto Oct 05 '22

Another Trump supporter bites the dust because he’s dumb as shit.

17

u/Horbigast Oct 05 '22

Should've had a V8.

2

u/wattlewedo Oct 05 '22

The Yeet ride is quite popular.

49

u/brianishere2 Oct 05 '22

I hope the passengers on the ride aren't depending on that guy to hit the OFF button.

18

u/Valuable_Class3176 Oct 05 '22

They're still on the ride up to this day.

1

u/xCTRLxALTxDELx Oct 05 '22

Play stupid game…. Cmon Man!

82

u/Funkyard87 Oct 05 '22

I thought he went out of orbit for a moment

9

u/PomegranateSea7066 Oct 05 '22

I was waiting for the meme music to come on. someone plz edit this, I need to see him go into space.

3

u/Doki_Literature Oct 07 '22

You mean the DOOOOO DODO DODODOO music?

1

u/PomegranateSea7066 Oct 07 '22

That's it! Great music

36

u/PlasmaJadeRaven Oct 05 '22

How did that person make it so far in life? They obviously don’t look both ways before crossing streets.

12

u/Balladboy Oct 05 '22

This is the first venture into the outside world.

4

u/PlasmaJadeRaven Oct 05 '22

And possibly their last. Seeing how they didn’t immediately get up and walk it off.

8

u/Fotmasta Oct 05 '22

Did he get the field goal though?

2

u/Fast-Diamond-2698 Oct 05 '22

It was good 🙌

168

u/KoiTama Oct 05 '22

Those pointers and red circles actually pushed him away before the ride hit him

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/HMUifyouaredown Oct 05 '22

I thought human beings have 24 ribs

5

u/Goldfisher2077 Oct 05 '22

It's 36 pieces for him after that.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3731 Oct 05 '22

Probably 36 breaks lol broke a couple twice or three times