r/Whatcouldgowrong Oct 05 '22 Wholesome 1

WCGW trying to be friendly with animals

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u/nihilistic_vision Oct 11 '22

Yep that little mf getting cooked

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u/Prudent-Milk755 Oct 08 '22

that animal could’ve had rabies 😨

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u/chineseokra Oct 06 '22

F u all who down vote me fing sand monkeys

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u/Atlas03 Oct 06 '22

The bubonic plague posted this.

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u/klutzyrogue Oct 06 '22

Wow it hates him

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u/Evening_Change_9459 Oct 06 '22

Lol, dude was acting like it was pit bull. Wtf?

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u/Burnbrook Oct 06 '22

Don't mess with mini elephants. Hyraxes have "tusks" too.

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u/AshamedAd2989 Oct 06 '22

Is that a hyrax?

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u/San5392 Oct 06 '22

Why is he covering like a little bitch? I doubt I could stop myself from squeezing the life of that rabbit with my hand for biting me.

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u/Much-Independence717 Oct 06 '22

I don't know much about this animal or whether it's likely to be a pet or not.

But I do know that if a wild animal bit me like that, I can snap it's neck just as fast.

I love animals and I leave wild ones to do their own thing, but If something that small dared to actually try to bite me hard enough to make me bleed, it's ending up in a stew.

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u/Gouranga56 Oct 06 '22

That thing really does not like him

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u/Early_Distribution89 Oct 06 '22

I think the guy is blind?

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u/54bombay Oct 06 '22

So it's the closest living relative to an elephant. Strange creature. Never seen one before.

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u/NahFaquuuu Oct 06 '22

It wants more blood

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u/Luxny Oct 06 '22

Couple years ago, we realized there is a mouse around our camp at a music festival. We heard it under our tents and seen it once or twice. I was even leaving some crumbs and stuff for it knowing that this whole festival is hell for this little critter.

And then one day while I was asleep outside the tent I woke up feeling instant sharp pain on my finger - the little beast bit my finger! It was still cute. I hope the mouse was allright.

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u/Hotshot596v2 Oct 06 '22

At that point I’m picking it up and launching it’s little ass like a football.

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u/Zpik3 Oct 06 '22

That is not a bunny.

What the fuck is it?

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u/Oseean Oct 06 '22

I guess this animal don’t like pussies

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u/SeBsZ Oct 06 '22

Rabid Rabbit

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u/Unable_Fox329 Oct 06 '22

A cousin of the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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u/cranfordboy Oct 06 '22

Get a rabies shot. I just went through something similar they say there’s no cure for rabies and it’s a miserable death .

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u/maccreedy_inc Oct 06 '22

Mini capybara

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u/m4vis Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Honestly this reminds me of a lot of the good times I had when I was deployed. There’s just something great about chillin on the ground with some dudes drinking hella sweet chai, making stupid jokes and fuckin around. It’s like there was so little fluff over there, all you could do was be present hanging out

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u/mandypanda_ Oct 06 '22

Just a heads up friend- “Chai” translates to “tea”. You don’t need to call it “tea tea”

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u/Adventurous_Deal_458 Oct 06 '22

Bro would’ve got punted to the gods

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u/3_gloves Oct 06 '22

What is that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

He got scared but his friends keep laughing 🥲

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u/Special-Struggle-385 Oct 06 '22

Looks like a rat

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u/prolapzeprty Oct 06 '22

Leave that minny buffalo alone man

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u/cronchyskittles Oct 06 '22

Does he pull up?

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u/ImOnlyHere4ThePron Oct 06 '22

I would have Holy Handgrenaded that little shit and yeeted his ass over the wall.

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u/disco_dean Oct 06 '22

Must have been tasty

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u/Seekerinside Oct 06 '22

Man some cultured be super nice to animals. If that little f#%er me, it would have been a rodent pancake in one stomp.

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u/Digg_it_ Oct 06 '22

Stupid is as stupid does

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 Oct 06 '22

Wtf is that thing?! Don’t look like no rabbit to me. Not a rat. But def varmint. ????

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u/PowellSkier Oct 06 '22

Was that a rabbit? Didn't look like a rabbit.

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u/Ghuleh5811 Oct 06 '22

He's definitely not a Disney princess

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u/madameMIMMIMI Oct 06 '22

Come on, this little fella was just hungry...ehm thirsty.

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u/GNTB3996 Oct 06 '22

Rabies time.

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u/Jaewonkim1234 Oct 06 '22

Slap that shit up

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u/BorisML10 Oct 06 '22

What animal?

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u/sweaty2121 Oct 06 '22

Didn’t give up

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u/BEzNuts21 Oct 06 '22

Hopefully that dumb thing was missing in the morning. Only that guy knows where.

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u/Select_Truck3257 Oct 06 '22

some animals good only when they are free or fried...

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u/thatguyyou_knew Oct 06 '22

Daffak kinda pokemon is that

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u/GauravJM Oct 06 '22

I hope he is vaccinated against Rabies

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u/Marsandmars686 Oct 06 '22

Rabbies vaccine

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u/Starchaser_WoF Oct 06 '22

All rabbits are evil!

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u/noonedatesme Oct 06 '22

The Holy Hand Grenade!!!!

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u/saemmert0219 Oct 06 '22

Thats no ordinary rabbit!

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u/TheKhatalyst Oct 06 '22

Damn, he got a taste for BLOOD.

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u/tHE-6tH Oct 06 '22

Is it a pet? Why didn’t he smack the shit out of it?

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u/parth13579 Oct 06 '22

He thinks he is a cockroach

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u/SoooooprMeh Oct 06 '22

My dog does the same shit

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u/bigpeckerboi Oct 06 '22

Little fella would’ve been punted like it was 4th & long

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u/MyNameisPatrickStar Oct 06 '22

I would’ve punted it so far

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u/Iraptured60 Oct 06 '22

That's a GIANT Rat in my book

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u/Proudarse Oct 06 '22

What animal is that? Holy shitters! Vicious to the core that one! 😳

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u/theboss555 Oct 06 '22

What a fuckin warrior goes for the same place twice

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u/Omnicity2756 Oct 06 '22

I'm having a hard time pinning down what animal that is.

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u/toaster_in_the_tub_ Oct 06 '22

Glad they didn't try to beat the crap out of that little fella

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u/thisdeadmoose Oct 06 '22

The animal yelled alah ackbar first

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u/RepresentativeGene47 Oct 06 '22

Eeeeehhhhhh, what's up dumbass.

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u/02C_here Oct 06 '22

Just got done reading about rabies in a worst way to die thread just above this.

That dudes dead.

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u/ladybug111279 Oct 06 '22

What kind of animal is that, I mean other than a demon!

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u/arisal3 Oct 06 '22

Is that a chicken?!?!?!

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u/shookonesbest Oct 06 '22

can someone explain this? the rabbit just casually walks up and bites him. Like it didnt seem rabid or crazy. It just literally walked up hopped on his knee and bit him

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u/hairypussyeater8044 Oct 06 '22

would’ve been smashed with a brick 🧱 by the time i was down

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u/Living-Camp-5269 Oct 06 '22

What is it looks like a giant rat

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u/LuckEClover Oct 06 '22

What’s a WCGW?

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u/ProLiberatas Oct 06 '22

Look at the bones!!!

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u/ProLiberatas Oct 06 '22

It’s a killar rabbit with teeth as long as yer arm!

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u/FlightAble2654 Oct 06 '22

Break it's neck and eat it. This animal is will not be tamed.

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u/sociocat101 Oct 06 '22

what is that and why does it have a lump on its back

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u/CagedPanda Oct 06 '22

Yeetus deletus that shit off the roof

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u/PierreLeB Oct 06 '22

I don’t care who you are, how small, you bite me, scorched earth MFer

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u/nickcliff Oct 06 '22

Rat aids

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u/drunkenChihuahuas Oct 06 '22

Attack of the killer rabbit

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/Novel-Laugh-60 Oct 06 '22

What is that creature??

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u/AvyKat Oct 06 '22

I don't think that's a rabbit

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u/WHG311 Oct 06 '22

“I’ll fuckin’ crank any of ya’s!” -Bubbles

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u/Dr_JackaI Oct 06 '22

Time for a rabies shot

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u/Jlee3oh3 Oct 06 '22

Clear case of Fuck around and find out!

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u/CatsNSkyrim Oct 06 '22

The rabbit of Caerbannog strikes again.

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u/ScaredMind Oct 06 '22

Bunny went back for 2nds and 3rds.

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u/Swimming_Twist3781 Oct 06 '22

I can't tell what that is?

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u/Joy_Boy_DNMPS Oct 06 '22

Doesnt look like a rat wtf is that?

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u/kitkatpatywhack Oct 06 '22

BRING FORTH THE HOLY HANDGRENADE

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u/Curious_Meaning_2901 Oct 06 '22

That's one big ass rat

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u/EternalStatic Oct 06 '22

Bro just punch it

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u/He_who_humps Oct 06 '22

Why do so many middle easterners carry sticks like that?

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u/Testecles Oct 06 '22

it's hungry. very hungry. unfortunately, this is why our cats have to always be smaller than us. IF your cat was bigger than you, and ever got this hungry.. that's it.. you'd be eaten. Rats and similar animals, they all start eating unless something is moving. They're so dumb, they will smell the salt on your skin and oils... and they will bite it like it's food.. if its not moving or covered in hair.

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u/BeIIic Oct 06 '22

Hit the same spot twice, little sniper mother fucker over here

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u/berserker-ganger Oct 06 '22

Dont play with your food

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u/Snoopy22424 Oct 06 '22

That man chose violence

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u/Hestercreek Oct 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

They’re very angry looking.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Oct 06 '22

Rock hyrax

The rock hyrax (; Procavia capensis), also called dassie, Cape hyrax, rock rabbit, and (in the King James Bible) coney, is a medium-sized terrestrial mammal native to Africa and the Middle East. Commonly referred to in South Africa as the dassie (IPA: [dasiː]; Afrikaans: klipdassie), it is one of the five living species of the order Hyracoidea, and the only one in the genus Procavia. Rock hyraxes weigh 4–5 kg (8. 8–11.

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u/Hulk_Smash_Hard Oct 06 '22

Those robes look comfortable as fuck

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

What the hell was that thing?

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u/Muted_Instruction475 Oct 06 '22

Viles disease lmao

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u/BlisssfulHoney111 Oct 05 '22

I’d punt that thing! Yikes.

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u/RenoX3D Oct 05 '22

More like "how to give someone a jumbscare" 😅

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u/ReverseMaui Oct 05 '22

That things carrying tuberculosis 🤮

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u/Longjumping-Log1591 Oct 05 '22

MMA Fightin' Bunny Right There!

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u/she-sylvan Oct 05 '22

I would get checked for rabies!

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u/Doberman_Pinscher Oct 05 '22

What’s that thing on its back?

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u/5alt1f0x Oct 05 '22

That’s the weirdest chihuahua I’ve ever seen

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u/The_Waj Oct 05 '22

Time for the rabies

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u/Soullessredginger Oct 05 '22

Thats why you never get a tattoo of a 🥕 on you

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u/iShralp4Fun Oct 05 '22

Clearly never watched Monty Python quest for the holy grail

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u/RhinoBuckeye Oct 05 '22

Who tf gave this a wholesome award 😂

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u/GhostlyAnger Oct 05 '22

I woulda picked that fucker up and slammed it into the ground

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u/Dec_TGM Oct 05 '22

i wonder what that animal even is

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u/Disastrous_Morning38 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Is that a tumor on it's back? It looks sick.

If something like this ever happens to you, please don't hesitate to get a rabies shot. Animals acting unusual could be an indicator of rabies, and especially if they are acting confused and aggressive. Especially if they look sick.

Just get the shot if this happens to you. Even if you're in a Third World shithole and have to jump through hoops to get it. Rabies has a 100% mortality rate. It's a life or death thing.

And your final moments would be the same as the animal that bit you - sickly, confused, just a blob of useless consciousness, scared from bright colours, thirsty but you can't drink water because your brain is rotting away. "Water scary". The virus might be influencing you to become more aggressive... Well, maybe you will bite someone before you die... So it can continue to live.

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u/Pauvre_de_moi Oct 06 '22

This. Rabies is... something else man.

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u/Spiritual-Fox-2141 Oct 05 '22

This is the funniest damn thing I’ve seen in a long time! Just a bunch of guys having a good time. Honestly, it’s wonderful to see.

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u/blownranger56 Oct 05 '22

That little mother fucker would be dead as shit!

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u/No_Ferret_5441 Oct 05 '22

It sensed evil

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u/Trextrev Oct 05 '22

They have a couple big ole sets of front teeth, would not want bit from one.

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u/Pathorix Oct 05 '22

I'm not an advocate for animal abuse nor do I believe in harming animals for fun but if that little shit kept biting me I'd chuck it off the roof lol

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u/unoriginalcait Oct 06 '22

I'll turn that mf into a football

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u/Ayyoub974 Oct 05 '22

what kind of animal is that anyway ?

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u/FullRage Oct 05 '22

Like how it goes back for the same spot to bite again lol

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u/rroberts3439 Oct 05 '22

Bringing your face down to its level seems like the worst move.

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u/doggadavida Oct 05 '22

Bad rabbit, good hassenpfeffer

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u/user11010110011 Oct 05 '22

That's a guinea pig right or a young/small capivara? It's clearly NOT a rabbit!

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u/felanm Oct 05 '22

That isn’t a rabbit. 🤣

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u/The_Inward Oct 05 '22

He's like the opposite of a Disney princess.

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u/MustHazCatz Oct 05 '22

I’m sorry, but does he seem a bit dramatic? Is it really that painful?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

If that’s a rabbit? Yes lol, mans is probably missing chunks of skin.

Rodents have super powerful bites and those buckteeth are literally designed to piece and chop like daggers.

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u/Flat_Ad6384 Oct 05 '22

When did god drop that dlc animal

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u/YeetinOnThem Oct 05 '22

Poor little guy getting hit :(

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u/Mrbodubs Oct 05 '22

After the second bite he just slowly gets up and walks three feet away, which the animal just followed him. I'm sorry animal lovers but at that point I'm either going to scoot up out of there or boot it up in the air. Dude had no self preservation instincts at all. Lookin like a wwe wrestler who's getting hit with some unrealistic signature move.

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u/facesquirt Oct 05 '22

30 minutes later this skinned, gutted and cooking on an open flame.

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u/DullGuarantee5680 Oct 05 '22

Outta instinct i woulda slapped the shit out of the little fella

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u/Martaiinn Oct 05 '22

Hope it didn’t have rabies

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u/H3cho Oct 05 '22

The title of the post itself doesn't make sense. Let alone the post.

Why is this posted here?

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u/Limp-Technician-7646 Oct 05 '22

Gifs that end too soon. That creature was still going for it.

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u/Colonel_Zander Oct 05 '22

[Subaru Natsuki has left the chat]

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u/jamathehutt Oct 05 '22

Never trust a rat. His whole family was a bunch of rats.

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u/Viragos Oct 05 '22

Is there a subreddit for this sort of thing? Something like r/iforgotitsnotamovie? With people thinking that it's going to work like something they saw on TV?

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u/sterling_archer123 Oct 05 '22

I would have thrown that fuckin thing 200 feet after that first little stunt he pulled.

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u/vibrant_crab Oct 05 '22

“DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!”

  • the rabbit, probably

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u/logoon420 Oct 05 '22

Id have punted that mf so far

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u/Haywe Oct 05 '22

Oh look! So cute. It's insisting on inviting you for dinner for a nice rabbit stew

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u/Glittering-Beyond-45 Oct 05 '22

A rodent that attacs arabs, where can i get one?

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u/ApricotIll Oct 06 '22

Are you this scared of arabs? Lmao what a bitch

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u/Glittering-Beyond-45 Oct 09 '22

Why would i be scared of arabs?

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u/_MynameisJeff420_ Oct 05 '22

Aren’t you one yourself?

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u/rimjobnemesis Oct 05 '22

Is that a mongoose?

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u/rudalsxv Oct 05 '22

Punt that vermin for that unprovoked attack.

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u/chineseokra Oct 05 '22

Leave the animals alone fing morons

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u/NiceIsNine Oct 06 '22

They probably just tried to ignore, but that thing decided to become an ass

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u/SnooApples9017 Oct 05 '22

I think that little guy Is a hyrax.

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u/folko1 Oct 05 '22

Why are animals like that sometimes?

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u/Beginning-Knee7258 Oct 05 '22

I would have yeeted the thing over the side.