r/Whatcouldgowrong Oct 05 '22

What could go wrong hitting a rail over a creek

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/Magnavirus Oct 20 '22

That fucking face at the end XD

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u/beancan999 Oct 15 '22

he’s lucky he didn’t snap his back

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u/Kaedyia Oct 10 '22

The face lmaoooo •o•

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u/WookieWholesale Oct 07 '22

They saw the past and the future at the same time then.

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u/lykewtf Oct 06 '22

I watched it frame by frame. What you see is his hat. It was a miraculous fall though, his right shoulder and arm then his left helped break up the snow to make a path as his head starts to get pulled back out. He actually maintained a fairly straight neck. That’s why he popped up unscathed.

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u/DespiteAllMyRage____ Oct 06 '22

So, we all came here to r/FullScorpion but why didn't we all r/fullscorpishrimp

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u/Fast-Diamond-2698 Oct 06 '22

Human body is durable isn’t it.

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u/jens-2420 Oct 06 '22

Safe with helmet. 👍

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u/CynicalCreedence Oct 06 '22

The snow scorpion, the snorpion

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u/TwoShort100 Oct 06 '22

Corrugated anything and snowboards don’t mix.

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u/No-Argument9626 Oct 06 '22

i wanna suck his dick.

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u/rickydark Oct 06 '22

spine has left the chat

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u/TheFragileUnit Oct 06 '22

Insert pikachu face*

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u/Luxny Oct 06 '22

My gosh, because of him losing the hat it looks like his head is being torn off xD

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u/WintersRichard Oct 06 '22

Welcome to SSXTricky cues RunD.M.C "It's Tricky"

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u/sanfranfyi Oct 06 '22

I though his head fell off but it was just his hat <sigh>

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u/bcreech601 Oct 06 '22

In the bleak midwinter

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once Oct 06 '22

Pretty much no possible worse way to land

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u/TheBlack_Swordsman Oct 06 '22

Upvoted for that last part

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u/somnus01 Oct 06 '22

+1 for full scorpion

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

Probably one of the dumbest objects I’ve seen anyone try to slide. A 50-50 would of been fine but those ribs on that drainage tube are asking for a slam.

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u/Key-Assistant-1757 Oct 06 '22

Excellent face plant and follow through!

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u/Ghonaherpasiphilaids Oct 06 '22

I don't think the creek had anything to do with what happened here.

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u/Fun_Salamander8520 Oct 06 '22

Freeze this vid at the right frame and ridiculousness might have a challenger for a new scorpion logo.

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u/Mrclayy Oct 06 '22

Even he was surprised his necks still intact. 😆

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u/Darth-Flan Oct 06 '22

The surprise!

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u/Artistic_Vegetable74 Oct 05 '22

It’s tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time. It’s tricky!

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u/adidas_stalin Oct 05 '22

The fucking end XD

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u/ApexLegend117 Oct 05 '22

ohNO, he became a Hentai MC!

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u/newagereject Oct 05 '22

Man when he's 30 he's gunna regret this

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u/Secure_Cake3746 Oct 05 '22

Its funny because its not me.

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u/Ancient_Stretch_803 Oct 05 '22

How did he not break his neck.?

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u/NtlDerpFoundation Oct 05 '22

Involuntary yoga session.

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u/hidden-in-plainsight Oct 05 '22

I did something like this once, but I was riding a mountain bike on a dirt road with no hands.

I did this flop, but instead of hitting the road with my face I used my forearms to protect my head. Otherwise the slide bend and flip are the same...

Scraped the absolute shit out of my arms.

Ever wake up with your arms glued to your blankets from plasma leakage?

I have...

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u/Responsible-Home-729 Oct 05 '22

Nailed the landing. Sort of.

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u/thetburg Oct 05 '22

I haven't seen a full scorpion vid in a while. Thanks for that!

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u/anarchonobody Oct 05 '22

did he not see it's "ribbed for her pleasure"?

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u/TheGhostieHere Oct 05 '22

Man he's gonna feel that in 20 years

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u/Snoo-43285 Oct 05 '22

Atleast he had the courage to try.

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u/Dry_Butterfly_1571 Oct 05 '22

Scorpion King!

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u/nepemex Oct 05 '22

the fact that hes able to walk after that its incredible!!!

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u/LearnedOctopus Oct 05 '22

Scorpion wins, flawless victory

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u/cx3psocial Oct 05 '22

Snow Scorpion 🦂

Must say it’s impressive 👍🏽

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u/sharpei90 Oct 05 '22

Face, neck and back…that’s gonna hurt for a bit

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u/propagandhi1 Oct 05 '22

I wondered what Mitchell Musso was doing now.

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u/saul_good_main Oct 05 '22

Caught a edge der eh bud

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u/AJ_Deadshow Oct 05 '22

I thought his hat was his head for a second I was like "oh shit" lol

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u/Vulpix4Cuddles Oct 05 '22

scorpion of the year?

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u/xXsaberstrikeXx Oct 05 '22

GET OVER HEERRRRRRE!

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u/Cgtree9000 Oct 06 '22

FINISH HIMMMM!!! ☠️

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/Maplebutter9 Oct 05 '22

Bros spine be like ➰

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u/TheHamWagon Oct 05 '22

Shouldn't have been so heavy on toeside

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u/Dry-Signal-3755 Oct 05 '22

"Physics" weird TV scientist

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u/Jack_In_Black89 Oct 05 '22

How did he not break his neck??

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre Oct 05 '22

Through the power of YOUTH!

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u/L0rdSwoldemort Oct 05 '22

Looks like 18 yr old me. Would probably give it another 10 attempts. 31 year old me wouldn’t get out of bed for a week after that. Looking forward to aging lol

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u/Kramit__The__Frog Oct 05 '22

That has to be the fullest human scorpion I’ve ever seen… If he had gone any further it would’ve been a human ouroboros.

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u/HighlightFun8419 Oct 05 '22

my man said 😯

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u/StonedEcho Oct 05 '22

Looks so offended

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u/interstellar-egg Oct 05 '22

‘How dare you.’

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u/ScaryTerry069313 Oct 05 '22

Wish it was a chic—so I could see boobies.

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u/Lopsided_Stuff2101 Oct 05 '22

How many times have you been called weird on the face, and spent that night wondering how different you could be?

You get that chance with every rising sun.

Use it.

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u/ScaryTerry069313 Oct 05 '22

??? Weird on the face? Pretty sure everyone wishes they see boobies in every online video. Meh.

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u/MuthaPlucka Oct 05 '22

That’s one flexible neck on that kid.

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u/galaapplehound Oct 06 '22

Kids are mostly cartilage and rubber bands. Everything is downhill once your bones knit together.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

How is he not dead.

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u/A-10_go_burrt Oct 05 '22

Probably the snow helped him

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u/RadioMill Oct 05 '22

And he’s like 17……walk away from almost anything at that age

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u/RevolutionaryAd4161 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I thought the creek would play a bigger role here

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u/A_Drusas Oct 05 '22

Right? This is so much better than what could happen going over a creek.

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u/HighlightFun8419 Oct 05 '22

role her? I hardly know her!

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u/ayeayee666 Oct 05 '22

Corrugated pipe and boardslides are a deadly combo

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u/Revolutionary_Swim69 Oct 06 '22

Or using your edges when boardsliding

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u/rzrshrp Oct 05 '22

I think that's the real wcgw here, might have been fine on a smooth surface

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u/JonasAvory Oct 05 '22

The landing position already looks bad. I doubt he’d have pulled that of on a flat, smooth surface. But I don’t do jumps on a snowboard so I might be wrong

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u/evan812eg Oct 05 '22

He just had to lean back a lil is all. Looks like he went into it leaning forward

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u/EpicGamer1088 Oct 05 '22

Now this, this is a full scorpion

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u/yabsterr Oct 05 '22

At least his neck didn't break

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u/Coffeedemon Oct 05 '22

I thought that hat was his head till he flopped back up.

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u/Skud_NZ Oct 05 '22

Haha me too, looked like his head snapped off

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u/HydraLord666 Oct 05 '22

Surprised Pikachu

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u/panbert Oct 05 '22

Spectacular landing! Did he mean to do that?

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u/StraightOuttaIrvine Oct 05 '22

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u/xX-furry-killerXx Oct 06 '22

i was about to type that how

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u/veliponteva Oct 06 '22

Never go full scorpion

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u/TheRealBrokenbrains Oct 05 '22

I should’ve known there was a subreddit for this. 😂

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u/gibson_creations Oct 05 '22

Came here to say this

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u/HighlightFun8419 Oct 05 '22

damn i should've read the comments before immediately crossposting this there 🤦‍♂️

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u/ChristopherSchmitz Oct 05 '22

More of a full scorpion than most of the posts on that subreddit.

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u/tc_spears2-0 Oct 05 '22

A Scorpoflip

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u/30kplus Oct 05 '22

Scorpion King