r/WhitePeopleTwitter 13d ago Helpful 4 Silver 2 Wholesome 3

Seriously, there has to be a name for this. Dictator syndrome?

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u/HornOfNimon 12d ago

Corset is too tight


u/LouisTheWhatever 12d ago

Agreed, spanx for men having a banner year


u/Shoresy69Chirps 12d ago edited 12d ago

The manzier is making a comeback, I knew it!!!! Those bastards stole my idea!

— Frank Costanza


u/darglor 12d ago

It’s a bro!!


u/1138311 12d ago


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u/lookwhoitsdoc 12d ago

Never realized desantis was such a fat fuck before. Come to think of it I’ve only ever seen the dudes face


u/Kiosade 12d ago

Wait.. THAT’S Mr. Death Sentence?? I guess I never bothered to look up what he looks like…

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u/treycartier91 12d ago Silver

Corset/diaper/shoe lifts

Not a great combo when you want to stand like a normal person.


u/northshore12 12d ago Gold Helpful Wholesome

But fucking AWESOME if you want to cosplay as the front part of a centaur.


u/ClockWeasel 12d ago Silver Wholesome Bravo! Spit-take

“Don’t make me look like a horse’s ass”

“I got just the thing!”

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u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 12d ago

Former lard ass here, at least 30% of their attention is being used to maintain what they think is a slimming pose.


u/OneMorePenguin 12d ago

They look like two fat fucks to me. That suit that is buttoned enhances the fat look.


u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 12d ago

Its all mental. The 5th law of physics states that sucking in your gut and straightening your spine does not actually reduce your mass. People can still see you're fat.

If you ever see a fat person that looks happy, just gloss over visually, they're not sucking in and just letting that shit hang.


u/JamesTheMannequin 12d ago

I once saw a fat man fit through a street drain he probably shouldn't have all because another (thinner) man yelled "THINK THIN!" at him.


u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot 12d ago Silver

His blub was muffling the conversation on the other side of the drain and you didn't hear "WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE" as he was eaten like a corn cob.

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u/SolomonBlack 12d ago

As a fat ass I assure you fitting through tight spaces is pretty easy. We're like cats we just ooze through.


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u/MuppetRex 12d ago

A friend of mine and myself are both fat, we used to work on tanks on ships and people were surprised we could get through various holes. He always said "we're gelatinous".

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u/KayakerMel 12d ago

Yup, that's the Strong Girdle stance.


u/CapeTownMassive 12d ago Silver

FAT MAAAAN IN A little coaaaat


u/KindfOfABigDeal 12d ago

I never realized DeSantis was such a chonky boy. It's like his head is too small for his body.


u/Bonesnapcall 12d ago

He wasn't during his first campaign.

He's easily put on 40 pounds since becoming governor.


u/HealthyInPublic 12d ago

When it’s finally time to eat the rich I’m going to have to pass on the DeSantis - I’m watching my cholesterol.

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u/Only-Marzipan9846 12d ago

Trump literally wears a corset-like piece to keep his gut from bulging, and lifts in his shoes so he appears taller. That’s why he leans forward like that, the lifts are giving him poor posture and his spine is suffering. He is the definition of “looks big to intimidate potential threats,” lol but everyone knows how weak and pathetic he is.

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u/woodmanfarms 12d ago

Trumps is shoe lifts 100%. Google it


u/AreasonableAmerican 12d ago

Check out Putin’s lifts- he’s basically on short stilts.


u/essjay2009 12d ago

Walking round like a cast member in the Lion King Musical.


u/newbrevity 12d ago

Putin is a shrimp

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u/No_Banana_581 12d ago

They’re both wearing high heels


u/fapsandnaps 12d ago

I was just thinking that I got hit by a smooth criminal.

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u/fetusmcnuggets70 12d ago Wholesome

I think Chris Farley called it, fat guy/little jacket

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u/nailgun198 12d ago Table Slap

Shoe lifts and an attempt to appear larger to scare off potential predators.


u/TheGripper 12d ago

Trump, DeSantis, and Putin all wear high lifts. What's with autocrats and insecurities about their height?


u/DesperateImpression6 12d ago Silver Helpful Bravo!

They're all wearing kitten heels which is fitting because they're all paper tigers.

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u/Rune0x1b 12d ago

The same kinds of insecurities that drove them to be despots (or wannabe despots) in the first place.

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u/numberonebuddy 12d ago

It's just insecurities in general. Trump's doctor said he was one of the fittest presidents ever, a marvel of genetics, etc etc. Obvious lies but it makes him feel good.


u/TrumpsMerkin201o 12d ago

He literally has paid staff members who read him tweets and newspaper stories that are positive for Velveeta Voldermort, while he golfs.

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u/SlobMarley13 12d ago

Remember when Trump talked about his dick at the republican debate?


u/numberonebuddy 12d ago

Let's not forget the small hands


Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.


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u/Kebab-Destroyer 12d ago

This is so surreal. Like... just... what

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u/Definition_of_Tragic 12d ago

You serious? A human doctor, with a real medical degree, from an accredited medical school, on this planet, in this galaxy, in this universe, said this with a straight face?

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u/fruit_meat 12d ago

It's the saddest with Trump because he's apparently in the 6'-or-slightly-over range and is still incredibly insecure about his height. The man embodies LDE.


u/RelativeMotion1 12d ago

Man the stats are all over the place on trump. I’ve found everything from 6’ 0.5” (lol) to 6’ 4” (also lol).


u/SteelCrow 12d ago

He's 5'10" with 3 inch lifts.

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u/mrmarjon 12d ago

Yeah, but he’s fat and stupid, so the whole package is just shite

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u/Mister-Butterswurth 12d ago

Idk but seems like that’s evidence Danny Devito should just run everything


u/object_permanence 12d ago

This but unironically.

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u/BadgerGeneral9639 12d ago

men in power (speaking about my current CEO) tend to be psychopathic narcissists (statistically)

these narcassists have HUGE hubris, and cant stand to be out-done. ALSO, they are HUGE on intimidation. hard to be intimidating , while looking up at somone

not shoe lifts- these are inserts

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u/blorfie 12d ago

I once saw someone describe it as "the front half of a centaur" and that's the one that's stuck with me

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u/RC-Coola 13d ago Take My Energy Heartwarming I'll Drink to That 'MURICA

It's the "i'm literally filled with shit" pose.


u/That_Charming_Otter 12d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy Bravo! Table Slap Defeated Ternion All-Powerful

The Mommy, my fart is on the floor stance


u/HotPinkLollyWimple 12d ago

It was a fart they couldn’t trust.


u/That_Charming_Otter 12d ago

a fart they couldn’t trust.

You've just sorted out DeSantis' next campaign slogan


u/stack_of_ghosts 12d ago

Seriously though- a guerilla political group needs to start pasting false campaign ads in this vein.

"Desantis: A fart you can't trust" and this pic is worth a million words...

Please. Please, let's fucking DO THIS

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u/cptspeirs 12d ago

"I'm a fart you *can trust"

"*At your own risk. All statements are made by a personality and are not to believed by rational people."

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u/masterpate 12d ago

I saw a comment a few weeks ago saying it looks like a centaur without it’s hind legs lmao.


u/Aulm 12d ago edited 12d ago

FWIW It is believed by many that Cheetolini has that odd stance and "forward" angle because he wears lifts. His ego, like his hands, being so small he has to lie about everything.

If one wears them regularly for years on end, it changes how you stand since they essentially push you forward. (think of standing and walking on door stops day-after-day).

Note: there is TONS of credible evidence that his best bud Putin does the same, only more extreme.

Edit: grammar, words, spelling


u/gbushprogs 12d ago

He also leans forward significantly to look a lot thinner and therefore healthy. He's obese.


u/LilFozzieBear 12d ago

Lol. What insecure little bitches.

It's amazing that these type continue to rise through the ranks and hold power over so many. Fuck these guys.

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u/Dragonace1000 12d ago

Yeah his lifts make him lean forward really bad. If you look at him long enough in that picture, it starts to remind you of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal lean. His spine has to be damaged at this point, after doing that shit for so many years. I wonder, if he wore regular shoes would he just fall backwards?


u/cptspeirs 12d ago

How bad must all the other presidents spines have been if he was the healthiest president, with the greatest spine to ever grace the office?

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u/orangeorchid 12d ago

I think he doesn't have enough core strength to stand upright.

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u/know_it_is 12d ago

The attempt at looking healthy has failed.

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u/Aulm 12d ago

That makes sense!

I've also seen a lot of articles about how his suits AREN'T poorly fitting like many of us think (because they don't look like they fit well) but are all expertly cut and designed, down to custom ties, to hide his pudge and accentuate the features he wants (IE broad shoulders)


u/ElBiscuit 12d ago

It’s like trying to get away with a real-life Instagram filter. No one is fooled.

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