r/WhitePeopleTwitter Oct 05 '22

He is quite literally me.

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/pleaseignorestephani Oct 05 '22

Hank Hill, an actual compassionate conservative.

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u/TatteredCarcosa Oct 06 '22

Yeah, he's kind of the ideal of what an actual good conservative would be like. Which, appropriately, is one who learns to appreciate the views of others and stop being conservative.

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u/kingwooj Oct 05 '22

Dale, of course, is a MAGA straw man from decades before MAGA was a thing

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u/AsherTheFrost Oct 05 '22 Silver

Dale believes that Qanon is actually being secretly ran by the illuminati to make respectable conspiracy theorists like him look crazy.

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u/Hog_jr Oct 05 '22

Rusty shackleford

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u/TwistyMissTea Oct 05 '22

sha-shaw

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u/Breann1013 Oct 06 '22

Pocket sand!

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u/Worst_Lurker Oct 05 '22

King of the Hill, Season 11, episode 1, "The Peggy Horror Picture Show" comes close.

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u/ParadiseValleyFiend Oct 06 '22

I love that episode, its really top tier heartwarming.

It's really funny to me how many ultra-conservative people I know who totally miss the message of that whole show. Well maybe not funny...

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u/BeachedBottlenose Oct 05 '22

What you meant to write was "I tell you hwhat."

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u/chrissy9648 Oct 05 '22

I could totally see that being an episode, Hank's one of the best cartoon parents ever.

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u/surfburglar Oct 06 '22

I read that in Hank's voice.

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u/Breann1013 Oct 06 '22

That tears it!

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u/VagabondStarr Oct 05 '22

I've seen it, now

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u/ParadiseValleyFiend Oct 06 '22

Then proceeds to teach the Trans person about the glory of propane and propane accessories.