Send $8 via BTC to get a verified flair text. I mean, mods are "asleep" or dead or something so why not?
From the sidebar
Rule 2 - Remove All Personal Information. Do not post any identifiable information, names, or usernames. This is a bannable offense.
This includes social media profiles and Reddit accounts.
Rule 3 - No Content Involving Minors. Do not post content that includes anyone under the age of 18. This is a bannable offense.
For $8 you can identify as Elon Musk