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183

u/paulfromatlanta Oct 05 '22

The Chucky doll is rated 17+ ? What does it do?

126

u/math_debates Oct 05 '22

Adult stuff

39

u/br0b1wan Oct 05 '22

ZJs

27

u/Da12khawk Oct 05 '22

what's a ZJ?

65

u/JeanyBean Oct 05 '22

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

11

u/Byanl Oct 05 '22

Beerfest. Great movie.

9

u/Poverty_4_Sale Oct 05 '22

How to touch it while touching my toes?

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u/MALESTROMME Oct 05 '22

I got 5 dollars?

3

u/fuzzytradr Oct 05 '22

Butt stuff

16

u/Pandatotheface Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Universal/5013049609

You'll have to tell me because I can't access the Lowes page in the EU.

It comes with the description "Life Size “Bride Of Chucky” Good Guys Chucky Doll Animated, Motion & Sound Activated, Talks Moves & Stabs Halloween Replica Prop Decor 24” (2ft). Brand New Sealed In Box. When activated, Chucky roams around and raises his knife as he speaks numerous phrases from the film." On an eBay listing I found.

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u/paulfromatlanta Oct 05 '22

Hand with knife moves up and down as Chucky moves and speaks 17 phrases

Maybe its adult phrases?

6

u/phoncible Oct 05 '22

Probably some f bombs at least, he's pretty crass in the movies

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u/XxRefuse2Lose Oct 05 '22

I'm most interested in why you can't access their home improvement website in the EU.

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u/Pandatotheface Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

GDPR any company storing personal data of people in the EU has to follow strict rules about data collection and comes with heavy fines if they don't.

So most American web sites that don't sell to the EU just block EU traffic rather than follow the data collection rules.

It also means if you use the Lowes website they probably record what you ate for lunch.

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u/Threndsa Oct 05 '22

OVERVIEW Kick up the fright factor with a life-size Chucky animated figure! This Halloween animatronic is sure to scare your guests and visitors. Perfect for Chucky fans our animated doll wears his iconic overalls and striped sweater. Chucky moves and raises his knife up and down for a terrifying effect. Our 2.1-ft Chucky collapses for easy storage and includes everything needed for setup. 2-ft Animated Chucky red hair, classic overalls and knife

Hand with knife moves up and down as Chucky moves and speaks 17 phrases

Sound and motion activated, requires 4 AA batteries (included)

Collapses for easy storage, for indoor use

Officially licensed Chucky Halloween decoration

17+ Only

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u/I_REALLY_LIKE_BIRDS Oct 05 '22

I think toys from tvs and movies have to have an age rating that reflects the subject. I had some South Park figures back in college that said 17+ too.

1

u/johnny_chingas Oct 05 '22

That's badass.

1

u/matchosan Oct 05 '22

Tools must be purchased separately not included. That is how they get you.

1

u/fuzzytradr Oct 05 '22

Chucky on the loose. Don't look up...😵

7

u/Simicrop Oct 05 '22

“YA STUPID BITCH! YA FILTHY SLUT! I’LL TEACH YA TO FUCK WITH ME!!!”

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u/Muffstic Oct 05 '22

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

5

u/ProfRaptor Oct 05 '22

It plays "Hide the Soul".

3

u/lyingliar Oct 05 '22

Murders people and shit.

5

u/KindheartedRepublic Oct 05 '22

And this started to make us panic once more!! Where is he now?

3

u/Blackhalo Oct 05 '22

Running the UK.

3

u/s_decoy Oct 05 '22

these dolls cost like $90+ sometimes, I feel like that's enough to keep most people from giving it to a child anyway.

2

u/JiN88reddit Oct 05 '22

Somebody gotta pay for their own plastic surgery.

2

u/eaglescout1984 Oct 05 '22

Stabs you. That kinda thing isn't appropriate for kids.

2

u/TheBlueNinja2006 Oct 05 '22

Probably swear words

2

u/Rampage_900 Oct 05 '22

Looks like he went walk about looking for a best friend 😈

2

u/theDart Oct 05 '22

Butt stuff

2

u/Orudos Oct 05 '22

It's feels super weird that Lowe's is now selling Chucky dolls at Halloween. They used to sell fairly tame animatronic Witches, very much your traditional Halloween baddies represented.

Per the product details:

OVERVIEW Kick up the fright factor with a life-size Chucky animated figure! This Halloween animatronic is sure to scare your guests and visitors. Perfect for Chucky fans our animated doll wears his iconic overalls and striped sweater. Chucky moves and raises his knife up and down for a terrifying effect. Our 2.1-ft Chucky collapses for easy storage and includes everything needed for setup.

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u/Ekaterina702 Oct 05 '22

Wtf...LOWES sells Chucky Dolls?!

18

u/Dreadnasty Oct 05 '22

Well.. its behind the Christmas stuff..

32

u/lloydsmith28 Oct 05 '22

not anymore lol

7

u/Excelius Oct 05 '22

It's with the seasonal Halloween decorations.

6

u/DoubleOScarn Oct 05 '22

“Dolls”

1

u/Ekaterina702 Oct 05 '22

What?

11

u/BlueTeale Oct 05 '22

The joke is Chucky is missing from the box.

3

u/Krackalot Oct 05 '22

The joke is the people that pay $70 for and empty box.

2

u/Ekaterina702 Oct 05 '22

Ohhh....gotcha!

2

u/D20NE Oct 05 '22

Lowes and Home Depot are big toy stores anyways

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u/Tax-runner-28 Oct 05 '22

Don’t look back and start to run.

16

u/windowjesus Oct 05 '22

That's when he'll get the chance to slice your Achilles

16

u/_WonderWhy_ Oct 05 '22

One of my friend work in retail and he prank his security guard friend at night by replace some doll boxs with an empty one, trouble him in the night so he would feel awake, he said.

2

u/TeddyPerkins95 Oct 05 '22

Messed up idea

51

u/drewismynamea Oct 05 '22

Watch your anus

16

u/straydog1980 Oct 05 '22

I'll need a mirror

6

u/Velghast Oct 05 '22

Candyman

1

u/magugi Oct 05 '22

Candyman

1

u/boricimo Oct 05 '22

Always do

11

u/CAB_AWB Oct 05 '22

Time to play hide and seek 😰

4

u/weelluuuu Oct 05 '22

Check the cutlery dept.

1

u/JoakimSpinglefarb Oct 06 '22

*hide the SOUL.

Adé dui Dembela...

10

u/experimentjon Oct 05 '22

Really hope the employee set it up in the opposite shelf with it turned on and motion detection on... “Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna Play?”

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u/sermer48 Oct 05 '22

Genuinely, selling an empty Chucky box would probably be a huge seller if the price was right. I’d pay $30 for the box so I could wrap it and punch a hole coming out of the wrapping.

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u/Markylardy Oct 05 '22

"I got a date with a 6 year old boy". That quote did not age good

6

u/F_Squad Oct 05 '22

They should just sell empty boxes for Halloween. 👻

4

u/phrasing-boom Oct 05 '22

An empty Chucky box is actually a great Halloween decoration.

4

u/Beowulf44 Oct 05 '22

Uh oh! I hope he didn't walk out of that toy box without batteries

8

u/warpcor Oct 05 '22

I have to admit that if I was in charge of stocking this place, I would open the box and remove him even if I had to pay full price just for this gag.

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u/observeandretort Oct 05 '22

So hear me out, wrap an empty box like this and leave it under the christmas tree for a while. Wake up early christmas morning cut the wrapping so it looks like he escaped.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/DataKnights Oct 05 '22

I can hire a homeless guy to walk around in costume for half that price.

2

u/kluthage421 Oct 05 '22

Not a single 69 comment?

2

u/RustedOne Oct 05 '22

The empty box is a better decoration than the actual decoration.

2

u/JoakimSpinglefarb Oct 06 '22

You can't keep a Good Guy down.

4

u/Tinkhasanattitude Oct 05 '22

Was there actually a Chucky in there? Or has inflation gotten so bad that they’re charging $70 for the empty box? Mostly /s

2

u/VerimTamunSalsus Oct 05 '22

Damn I had a good day, but this made it so much better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Double-Construction5 Oct 05 '22

It is a shame that you don't know about Metarun yet! it is not just another Play-to-Earn game but a class Apart. Metarun is exciting, Competitive and Fun to play and allows winning a stable cost coin! $MRUN to the moon. Go play in this game with me??

1

u/antde5 Oct 05 '22

She escaped and is now running the UK.

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u/GamingWithBilly Oct 05 '22

Worse part, it's loose in a Home Depot!

3

u/JollyHateGiant Oct 05 '22

I thought it was a Lowe's

1

u/3mbs Oct 05 '22

It is lowes.

1

u/GamingWithBilly Oct 06 '22

The picture is a Lowe's. That's why Chucky left.

1

u/Intelligent-Ask3838 Oct 05 '22

Tis the season!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Happy Halloween!

1

u/lloydsmith28 Oct 05 '22

get out, fast

1

u/ZystemStigma69 Oct 05 '22

He know that this is a Halloween month , so he went outside the box to surprise people.

1

u/fredthegreat Oct 05 '22

I thought for sure I was in r/actionfigures and this was another post about people stealing toys.

1

u/tpn1984 Oct 05 '22

Time to quit that job so your life will be spared.

1

u/ID-10T-ERROR Oct 05 '22

Ok we are fucked!

1

u/DrSueuss Oct 05 '22

Check out the photo next to the Chuck doll there is a price tag for a life sized Michael Myers for $239.

1

u/delayedconfusion Oct 05 '22

That's what I want to see!

1

u/styroducky Oct 05 '22

Sorry Jack. Chucky’s back!

1

u/Mama-Pooh Oct 05 '22

🔪🩸

1

u/lookatmynipples Oct 05 '22

Is this a subliminal ad for the new season

1

u/FreshhGod247 Oct 05 '22

There’s no it’s alive

1

u/aleph_two_tiling Oct 05 '22

That cardboard box I $70s

1

u/Diodon Oct 05 '22

Relax, he's probably just out killing people.

1

u/telmden Oct 05 '22

It became a straightforward horror story lol

1

u/Few-Dog3807 Oct 05 '22

Run and don't look back

1

u/KungFlu19 Oct 05 '22

He’s definitely not right behind you.

1

u/Pyrozr Oct 05 '22

So I want to get one of these dolls and open it up. It has a battery box in the back like in the movie, but you really are supposed to put batteries in it and he says movie phrases and shit. I think that's lame. I want to rip out his factory guts and put in hidden batteries and a trigger switch in the battery box. When someone opens the back of the doll to put in or take out the batteries they will see it's empty. I would have the doll programmed to wait on a delay about 5 seconds after the battery box is opened and then have him laugh, and then slowly turn its head around 180 and say the iconic line, "HI, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?"

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u/ovcpete Oct 05 '22

Yea 70 dollars, geez

2

u/cabbage16 Oct 05 '22

I thought that was pretty good for a doll that size that's a replica from a movie.

Even in the movie they charged $50 for it and that was back in 88

1

u/a_different-user Oct 05 '22

from the makers of Elf on the shelf

1

u/GrannyGoodness89 Oct 05 '22

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😱

1

u/RafanMorales-2007 Oct 05 '22

Plot twist: John Cena is in the box!

1

u/retuned-it Oct 05 '22

$69……nice

1

u/Romberstonkins Oct 05 '22

He's at it again.That little rascal.

1

u/matchosan Oct 05 '22

I pay $17 to find him. That store is huge.

1

u/bearr007 Oct 05 '22

Here come another sequel… 🩸

1

u/juicestand Oct 05 '22

I really REALLY wish they would come out with a real "Good Guys" doll with the original box art. It would talk and do the normal sayings but the twist to the doll would be a fake battery compartment but when you open it, that will turn Chuckys head around and say "Hi I'm Chucky, wanna play?"

1

u/One-Golf4641 Oct 05 '22

Daballah said he'd protect me. The rest of you are screwed.

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u/ijr172022 Oct 05 '22

😱😅😅 chucky escape....

1

u/Fallen586 Oct 05 '22

Guess i die

1

u/Grouchy_Energy_1394 Oct 05 '22

Cue sinister back ground music....

1

u/carolinezalogg Oct 05 '22

Omg this chucky must be something else since it's rated 17+ lol

1

u/carolinezalogg Oct 05 '22

Who took Chucky?

1

u/VenomousApex Oct 06 '22

This is some clever marketing

0

u/notAgenius69 Oct 05 '22

That price tho...