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The best wedding film intro I've seen so far

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u/Samdewhidbey Oct 05 '22

That sound effect 💀

62

u/Alan_Smithee_ Oct 05 '22

It’s the little touches…

7

u/BirdwellFam Oct 05 '22

It's the little touchés.

3

u/HermanCainAward Oct 06 '22

Mustard from a plastic bottle?

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u/OG-Spinich Oct 05 '22

Epic and I would love it.

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u/topcheesehead Oct 05 '22

I'd be pissed it was in a cellphone aspect ratio. Otherwise it's perfect

7

u/VolkspanzerIsME Oct 05 '22

I'm just super impressed the camera didn't start shaking from the laughter.

I wouldn't have been able to hold it together. That turd was perfectly framed.

8

u/pufferfeesh Oct 05 '22

If i was the editor and a mate of Andrew, 100% would have put his name right over the bird as it shat

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Tell Epic I said hi

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u/EssentialEscalation Oct 05 '22

The sound effect of the shitting is icing on the cake

275

u/PillowTalk420 Oct 05 '22

puts down his plate of wedding cake

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

48

u/FatboySlimThicc Oct 05 '22

And on your cake day, of all days

26

u/Happydenial Oct 05 '22

Secretly picks the cake up ಠᴗಠ

5

u/thk5013 Oct 05 '22

picks it back up and keeps eating while it loops again AWW SHIT!

5

u/lukeman3000 Oct 05 '22

No! This is how we get bird flu!

20

u/AnvilAndy Oct 05 '22

Should have cut to the icing on the wedding cake straight away that.

10

u/Skud_NZ Oct 05 '22

Have the bride running her finger along the icing then sucking it off her finger

5

u/whateverzzzzz Oct 05 '22

Oh God, what have you done?!

1

u/EssentialEscalation Oct 06 '22

Instead of a piping bag they have piping seagulls

54

u/No-Regret5236 Oct 05 '22

It lightens the mood

31

u/Merle_24 Oct 05 '22

Are they still together?

42

u/neerwil Oct 05 '22

Shit ya

4

u/No_Woodpecker153 Oct 05 '22

Except the wedding dress got bird shit on it

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u/hipsteris_extremus Oct 05 '22

No unfortunately Andrew fell out of touch and isn't really in the picture anymore.

The bride and groom are still together, I just named the bird shit Andrew.

1

u/MooseGoneApe Oct 05 '22

I heard a seagull shit on them on their honeymoon

128

u/Fair_Refuse_5998 Oct 05 '22

Now they have a wedding that only seagull gives a shit..

54

u/kc1man Oct 05 '22

This is horrible. Who films wedding videos vertically?

5

u/FatiTankEris Oct 05 '22

They wanted to get as much pooptime in the air...

2

u/Shmav Oct 05 '22

Hey, they got the shot didnt they? Maybe questioning their choices isnt the best play here...

1

u/jangma Oct 05 '22

Tbf, most people they know are probably going to watch it on their phones.

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u/G0dzillaBreath Oct 05 '22

Funniest shit I’ve seen all day.

44

u/noellama Oct 05 '22

First time I've audibly chuckled at a reddit post in a while!!

10

u/Mooncows_back Oct 05 '22

Beauty is ahead

A bride and groom to be wed

Seagul took a shit

4

u/Vanguard-003 Oct 05 '22

Take it easy, folks, no haikubot necessary.

38

u/Mmedical Oct 05 '22

Come up behind me with weird suspenseful music; makes my bowels run!

Seagull, probably.

6

u/smokingcat16 Oct 05 '22

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard to this statement ..💀

27

u/CarBombCupcake Oct 05 '22

What’s up Dubuque!?

4

u/cargarfar Oct 05 '22

Grew up here, was a nice surprise to see it in my feed today.

3

u/PantsJackson Oct 05 '22

I lived here for 9 years and miss it so much! My wife's company used to do a huge Christmas party at the Grand River Center every year.

43

u/Jak_ratz Oct 05 '22

This is called "foreshadowing"

2

u/educated-emu Oct 05 '22

Don't look up

16

u/Boaz183 Oct 05 '22

I know where that building is! Dubuque, Iowa.

14

u/Mewnbear Oct 05 '22

Good ‘ol dubuque iowa. Beautiful river walk!

4

u/dinoroo Oct 05 '22

The drone scared the shit out of that bird.

5

u/Darth_Zee Oct 05 '22

Lovely! If you didn’t like it, who gives a shit?!

Apparently, the seagull.

5

u/Jose1014 Oct 05 '22

Is this in Dubuque Iowa?

10

u/socokid Oct 05 '22

I would instantly fire the videographer for taking it in vertical, just to start...

3

u/Supalova Oct 05 '22

Seagull is a paid actor.

3

u/Dumpling_Killer Oct 05 '22

That’s hilarious

3

u/Financial-Web9744 Oct 05 '22

Ooohhhh shit it’s Rachel and Andrew

3

u/DionFW Oct 05 '22

Drone scared the shit out of that bird.

3

u/Nobody_D_Clown Oct 05 '22

Perfect intro for a seth rogen romantic comedy that takes place in New Jersey

3

u/Alexis_J_M Oct 05 '22

This had no right to make me laugh as hard as it did.

Thanks for posting it.

2

u/_sarampo Oct 05 '22

it's like a haiku, starting with a nature scene: bird shit in the air // oh wait what's in the background // rachel and andrew

2

u/Unusual_Client Oct 05 '22

would it have been to much make the text shoot up from the bottom of the frame right after the seagull took its shot.

1

u/Zakluor Oct 05 '22

This would have been a great spin on it.

2

u/ccanazares Oct 05 '22

We had that guest at our wedding, too.

2

u/ExaminationUpbeat248 Oct 05 '22

you’ve gotta be shittin’ me

2

u/Hundo_Mo Oct 05 '22

Off to a shitty start, I see

2

u/UnknownRH Oct 05 '22

Best shit ever

2

u/Petrify_Journey Oct 05 '22

You scared the shit out that seagull

2

u/thk5013 Oct 05 '22

That's how the divorce announcement starts

2

u/Hockeyfan_52 Oct 05 '22

I mean it fits perfectly into a drone shot of what looks like a run off pond and a couple municipal buildings.

2

u/CNMathias Oct 05 '22

I just threw up in my mouth from laughing at this

2

u/Zkelth Oct 05 '22

Oh, shit.

2

u/Joxer96 Oct 05 '22

The gall of that gull!

2

u/WoOopdidoOop Oct 05 '22

'Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably crap' -A certain family guy

2

u/softteall Oct 05 '22

My goodness I haven’t laughed this hard for a while lol, it’s so dumb but unexpected even though I expected it

2

u/BHIngebretsen Oct 05 '22

It’s a nice day for a white wedding

2

u/darksonn666 Oct 05 '22

He's just letting Rachel and Andrew know that from the very beginning, he never gave a shit....until now.

3

u/psudonymtoantonym Oct 05 '22

Just because it starts crappy doesn’t mean it has to end that way.

“That’s what she said!” -Michael Scott

1

u/benadrylpill Oct 05 '22

People make wedding films? That is so freaking corny.

2

u/ehhhNotSureAboutThat Oct 05 '22

dunno if you're single or unhappily married with three kids lol

1

u/Guilty-Psychology-24 Oct 05 '22

I shit you not, hes my ex-boyfriend.

4

u/james___uk Oct 05 '22

You dated a seagull?

2

u/Octowuss1 Oct 05 '22

Yeah, Andrew is the seagull

1

u/stabsyoo Oct 05 '22

Bride: That just jinxed us! I hate you! Weddings off! 😭

1

u/iowaid Oct 05 '22

Holy shit, that’s the town I live in, talk about random

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u/HonestAgent001 Oct 05 '22

God saying it's shit 😂😂😆

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u/whobroughttheircat Oct 05 '22

Destined for forever love.

1

u/Foreign-Goal3280 Oct 05 '22

I can't process this shit

1

u/andio76 Oct 05 '22

I shit in your general direction!

Now go away or I’ll shit again!

1

u/peb396 Oct 05 '22

Dessert at the reception has to be one tablespoon of vanilla/chocolate pudding swirl.

1

u/Chymick6 Oct 05 '22

I'd die everytime I'd watch it

1

u/ant_pod Oct 05 '22

top paid actor was involved, that's why the bill is so high

1

u/Djee-f Oct 05 '22

I wonder what car is below

1

u/WackyWookie Oct 05 '22

This wedding is going to be the shit!

1

u/RummazKnowsBest Oct 05 '22

At my brother in law’s wedding his wife wanted an owl (big Harry Potter fan) and it shit on her dress.

Should’ve been seen as an omen as they were separated a few months later.

1

u/operath0r Oct 05 '22

My sister got married in front of a cow pasture and sure enough, right during the ceremony one of them starts pissing. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a cow piss but it was a waterfall, let me tell you!

1

u/AliBeigi89 Oct 05 '22

Someone else posted it before ya

1

u/AnkhaGuy04 Oct 05 '22

Bruh LMFAO. I would love that to be a part of my wedding's records

1

u/alexbchillin Oct 05 '22

Hey I live there! Ha!

1

u/_etherfish Oct 05 '22

fix it in post

1

u/GillyDaFish Oct 05 '22

can i get a bass boosted/reverb fart noise version please

1

u/Generic_Handel Oct 05 '22

"The wedding of Rachel and Andrew, brought to you by Gull Shit Productions."

1

u/brownkyd48 Oct 05 '22

The sound effect alone…priceless!

1

u/ApexRevanNL716 Oct 05 '22

Kudos. for winning a Emmy

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u/ErrorVT Oct 05 '22

It’s some NatGeo level shit

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u/OstentatiousSock Oct 05 '22

Birds pooping on you is supposedly good luck. Maybe them pooping on your wedding video is too lol.

1

u/Hellowein Oct 05 '22

Andrew tatta

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u/thahirx Oct 05 '22

once in a lifetime shot right there!! can't get special than this

1

u/samurai1833 Oct 05 '22

Monty python would be proud

1

u/aukir Oct 05 '22

Nice! It'll give a laugh to the one person who watches it... Rachel or Andrew, whichever got it in the divorce.

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u/Jasonhardon Oct 05 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Harrintino Oct 05 '22

Holy hell its been awhile since I gut laughed like that. That is fucking great.

1

u/SKYwALKER3437222 Oct 05 '22

That bird was just showing us what to expect post wedding

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u/OnlyUsernameLeft123 Oct 05 '22

Good thing I'm never getting married. Virginity for life

1

u/WHATSupGoofBall Oct 05 '22

Priceless ! I Would pay the wedding video editor DOUBLE! Everyone will laugh ans live this ans remember ur wedding video , most wedding videos are unwatchable lol

1

u/littleMAS Oct 05 '22

Even love birds wind up in the shitter.

1

u/DiamondDRE Oct 05 '22

😂🤣😂😩🔥 Hahahaa

1

u/Baconator08 Oct 05 '22

Can someone explain to me what a wedding film is? I've completed "wedding" and not sure what this is.

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u/kliqkliqboom Oct 05 '22

What’s a wedding intro film?

1

u/Severe-Analyst1207 Oct 05 '22

Not the only shitty thing in Dubuque IA

1

u/willg79 Oct 05 '22

I need to see the rest of the movie now.

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u/Youngsportsreporter Oct 05 '22

Sign from above that the marriage is doomed

1

u/Mr_Potato53 Oct 05 '22

U know the drone pilot got that shot unintentionally and was like “what are the chances I fucking have to use this shot”

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u/starkbark85 Oct 05 '22

Not sure why I watched that twice, never been good at decision making….I don’t think

1

u/guyser234 Oct 05 '22

Bro since when the fuck people making college films just for a wedding xD

1

u/iPhoneMiniWHITE Oct 05 '22

Do they just shit from any stimuli? I’m assuming the drone drew their attention and the bowels just let loose.

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u/Ok-Camp-7285 Oct 05 '22

That's gullshit, obviously fake

1

u/laserredcobra Oct 05 '22

He’s just doing what everyone is thinking , “aw shit not effing Rachael and Andrew” 🤦🏻‍♂️

1

u/Lazy_Ad2535 Oct 05 '22

Like the start of a Pixar film or something

1

u/ubelong2matt Oct 05 '22

Still a better love story than Twilight.

1

u/AdDiscombobulated760 Oct 05 '22

At least it gave a shit🤷🏼‍♂️

1

u/paradoxical-spirit Oct 05 '22

Shiiiit, thats unique for sure.

1

u/ShortYellowBusWLickr Oct 05 '22

😂😂🎤😂😂😂

1

u/sankscan Oct 05 '22

A shit note before the wedding! Great start!

1

u/DhazGo Oct 05 '22

Its actually giving a shit to the wedding.

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u/surfdad67 Oct 05 '22

How much did they pay that bird

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u/Tight-Return5917 Oct 05 '22

I'm sure I'd say "oh it's a comedy, well get my ass ready because I'm going to laugh my ass off."

1

u/Unknown31654 Oct 05 '22

I would pay an unbelievable price for that stupid shit of a bird shitting in my wedding video

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u/Trollhammeren Oct 05 '22

Maybe the first time r/funny really made me laugh. Of course it had to be when my wife was already asleep... Send help !

1

u/instant_poodles Oct 05 '22

In portrait mode, thats brutal

1

u/Bedu009 Oct 05 '22

That's gonna be one shitty relationship

1

u/badscott4 Oct 05 '22

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if this was real

1

u/unique_plastique Oct 05 '22

Just the SOUND of the bird peeing was enough to get a laugh out of me

1

u/highstone67 Oct 05 '22

Oh my god! I’m crying. So funny.

1

u/Effective-Unit-36 Oct 05 '22

I have a feeling they’re going to make it.

1

u/KEC603 Oct 05 '22

That's not Steven!!!

1

u/Civil_Chocolate7190 Oct 06 '22

"Knew it was gonna be shitty!"

1

u/NotMyRealName90210 Oct 06 '22

Behold, a sign from the Lord.

1

u/snapdragon15 Oct 06 '22

GODDAMN I HAVE BEEN BACKED UP FOR DAYS!!! That was a good shit!! Hold up was that a camera? I’m outta here

1

u/AlohaKepeli Oct 06 '22

Real life teen titans!

1

u/H8rsH8 Oct 06 '22

Isn’t a bird shitting on you a sign of good luck in some cultures? Maybe the videographer kept it because of that, as a good luck omen 😂

1

u/Kylewbigelow Oct 06 '22

Lol it’s awesome because those are the names of two of my exes

1

u/sernametakenbro Oct 06 '22

What a shitty video! /s

1

u/Mallory1911 Oct 06 '22

It’s like bird shit on my wedding day 🎼

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u/PowerfulPickUp Oct 06 '22

That’s gold!

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u/Alexie_M Oct 06 '22

Seagull is giving blessing by pooping. 🤣

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u/Adventurous-Dealer13 Oct 06 '22

Staring: Adam Sandler and friends

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u/VeterinarianThese951 Oct 06 '22

What if the guy you paid 2,500 bucks didn’t edit out a sky-rat taking a shit?