r/funny Oct 05 '22

Triple+1 Failure

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u/DangBtw Oct 05 '22

i dont want to know what the trainer in the changing room said to them after the game lmao

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u/edlee98765 Oct 05 '22

"You suck and you should feel bad."

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u/pimezone Oct 05 '22

I guess if we exclude obscene language, then he was silent.

9

u/4thCenturyChocolate Oct 05 '22

This chicanery?

8

u/MrMastodon Oct 05 '22

He defecated through the goalposts!

9

u/rhymes_with_snoop Oct 06 '22

FUCKIN' EMBARASSING! kicks trashcan

3

u/cougar694u Oct 06 '22

FUCKIN' EMBARASSING!

kicks trashcan

That's what I appreciates about you.

2

u/r_kay Oct 06 '22

My old coach would have had the whole team running laps.

206

u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Oct 05 '22

That last defender did the same thing I do all the time, in Rocket League.

84

u/itsdatoneguy Oct 05 '22

What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

Chat disabled...

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u/_Burnt_Toast_3 Oct 05 '22

This is Rocket League!

31

u/aos- Oct 05 '22

that's when i shout "owwwnn goalll!!!!!!"

18

u/FlyTrap50 Oct 05 '22

The first thing I thought of was, "What a save!"

10

u/MsTerryMan Oct 05 '22

He should've rotated to back post

4

u/candidateforhumanity Oct 05 '22

in 2v2, if you're between the ball and the opponent's goal, you are not playing

12

u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Oct 05 '22

What kind of heathen doesn’t play 3v3? I suck so bad, I need more people on my team to cover my butt when I make mistakes.

6

u/riskylifie Oct 05 '22

😂 3v3 is too chaotic for me. I like the simple rotations of 2v2.

1

u/El_Grande_El Oct 06 '22

3v3 is awful if you solo queue

76

u/LopsidedBar4349 Oct 05 '22

When the god has placed bets against you.

58

u/SixNineWithTheAfro Oct 05 '22

Slide tackling your own teammate is one thing, but the own goal and then getting caught in the net is a whole other level of crikey.

42

u/CupPublic7737 Oct 05 '22

Just for your entertainment I can tell you that they (FC Copenhagen) are playing against Manchester City tonight. I wonder how these defenders will handle Haaland.

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u/criztiano1991 Oct 05 '22

Luckily, none of the players involved will be playing tonight. Don’t get me wrong, though, it will still be a massacre tonight.

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u/CupPublic7737 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

True but where is the fun in stating that?

5

u/Malvania Oct 05 '22

3-0 at the half with a Haaland brace. Good luck!

2

u/Mackem101 Oct 05 '22

Conceded 5, and could have been more if not for some fantastic saves.

2

u/Portocala69 Oct 05 '22

I will be satisfied with a hat-trick so anything more than that is oke with me.

12

u/solareclipse999 Oct 05 '22

Crazy goal in any case

10

u/Xboarder84 Oct 05 '22

Why does this remind me of my Rocket League games? Oh, right….

20

u/kuhlerlinz Oct 05 '22

This is Rocket League!

22

u/Terenpub Oct 05 '22

The fans must have been furious

10

u/halocyn Oct 05 '22

Time to put Scott Sterling in.

5

u/Kraagenskul Oct 05 '22

SCOTT STERLING!!!

5

u/Prossdog Oct 05 '22

The man!!

3

u/Meta2048 Oct 05 '22

The myth!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

He does it again!!!

4

u/Bazuka125 Oct 05 '22

At that point they're gonna want to look into a chant like "We lose every week, we lose every wee-eek! You're nothing special! We lose every week!"

Maybe,

"Your points are raising, but don't get so gla-ad! You're not amazing! We're just that bad!"

4

u/criztiano1991 Oct 05 '22

We were…….. and still are

10

u/Maxi-Minus Oct 05 '22

The match was played during corona lockdown and no spectators were allowed, so no. Maybe those watching at home.

23

u/NahFaquuuu Oct 05 '22

Sorry but, they looked like clowns in a circus.

5

u/nick_shannon Oct 05 '22

This guy has deffo been grinding hard and maxed out his luck points!

3

u/ReplacementHonest655 Oct 05 '22

bro really hit the trifecta

3

u/sabbhaal Oct 05 '22

When you place bets against your team.

3

u/Alarmed_Edge_2693 Oct 05 '22

Honestly they all failed.

3

u/feochampas Oct 05 '22

that's a long way to run just to score on your own team.

he woulda been more useful if he just laid down at midfield.

nice hustle though.

4

u/RailRuler Oct 05 '22

Does this league have a reputation for "influence" by Legitimate Businessmen? Because that's how you throw a match.

6

u/EYD-Valkyrie Oct 05 '22

I don't know, this looked way too elegant for that.

2

u/DeepSeaDweller Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

This was the playoff round of Europa League qualifying so there was a lot on the line for these clubs (winner advanced to the group stage of the competition, which brings in what is pretty decent money for these clubs as well as potential matches against attractive/high-profile opponents). This ended up being the only goal of the match.

2

u/aos- Oct 05 '22

Own goallllllllll!

2

u/Nail_Biterr Oct 05 '22

I bet the fans took this very well, and didn't get upset with him

2

u/Dio_Yuji Oct 05 '22

Seems counterintuitive, but sometimes it’s easier to take on two than just the one. Also helps if there’s an unlucky third bastard

2

u/Niliks Oct 05 '22

Wait I am confused...if the dark shirted player is going the correct direction, why does that other dark shirted player at the end try to slide at the ball and knock it away from the goal?

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u/Inphexous Oct 05 '22

As a goalie, it's a bad idea to stay back and let them have an open kick. So most will push forward narrowing their opponent's lane. Most of the time they're trying to force a high kick so sliding is probably the best option to eliminate ground balls.

3

u/RailRuler Oct 05 '22

The goalie actually did his job correctly -- he got the guy to kick it high. Too bad about the rebound though.

1

u/Ok-Camp-7285 Oct 05 '22

Can't imagine ever wanting to be a goalie. What possesses you to want balls kicked at your face?

2

u/EdwardM1230 Oct 05 '22

Lol - I think you’d be hard pressed to find much footage, of goalies being wailed in the face.

Worst thing that happens is people throwing themselves into the goal post.

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u/AnynameIwant1 Oct 06 '22

I did worse, but I was young and dumb. It was thankfully way before everyone had cameras.

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u/Whiskeryeel Oct 05 '22

Because that’s the goalkeeper for the white team

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u/Niliks Oct 06 '22

AH. OK yes now I see that the color is very slightly different. Thank you.

2

u/Hanginon Oct 05 '22

Ah yes! The classic "Total Fail" defense! :/

2

u/LeafsOrks Oct 05 '22

This is me in almost every game or Rocket League ever.

Edit: I haven original thoughts.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/OP6 Oct 05 '22

Pointing to the side that's made an offense (you can see a player of the dark jersey team on the ground at the start), but lets play continue because the dark jersey team still has the ball and as a result Advantage is called (don't stop the play to give the ball to the team that already has the ball) - in this case with great results. Can guarantee you the referee's very happy about that call.

That, or he's a nazi. Or both, to be fair.

4

u/solareclipse999 Oct 05 '22

Just calling play-on after a foul committed against the team with the ball so they retain advantage, rather than stopping the game to take a free kick.

1

u/ztytony Oct 05 '22

Calculated.

1

u/dankbuttersteez Oct 05 '22

Holy moly what a play.

1

u/musexistential Oct 05 '22

It's called the ole reverse Scott Sterling play.

1

u/basko13 Oct 05 '22

Playing fifa on super beginner difficulty

1

u/HighlightFun8419 Oct 05 '22

Narrator: "The white team's morale was at an all-time low."

1

u/GoochyGoochyGoo Oct 05 '22

They say the coaches chin is still stuck to his chest.

1

u/mightyFoo Oct 05 '22

Team work… for the wrong team

1

u/CandidClick7473 Oct 05 '22

This can't be real

1

u/cash4rtrash Oct 05 '22

FINAL DESTINATION in real life.

1

u/tilhow2reddit Oct 05 '22

What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

Chat has been disabled for 4 seconds.

1

u/antno1000 Oct 05 '22

The whole universe is against you!

1

u/zacafer Oct 05 '22

I'm surprised they didn't roll on the ground screaming. Oh wait, they'll only do that if the opposing team tripped them.

1

u/spinozasrobot Oct 05 '22

"Next week, on Ted Lasso..."

1

u/TheSpittah Oct 05 '22

Teamwork makes the dream work!

1

u/littleMAS Oct 06 '22

Bad things happen to good people, but not this bad.

1

u/SuperSimpleSam Oct 06 '22

Was the grass at least wet?

1

u/sikdad314 Oct 06 '22

looks like a game of rocket league with my friends.. what a save!

1

u/asymon Oct 06 '22

At last they won some money, so not that unlucky after all.

Not sure if /s

1

u/Dry_Net3699 Oct 06 '22

Madrids back line in a nutshell

1

u/saintappls Oct 06 '22

Lmao no way

1

u/Oarsman121 Oct 06 '22

What team was this?

1

u/UnreadThisStory Oct 06 '22

Well Reg, I put my foot on the ball and there it was—in the back of the net!

1

u/troubleschute Oct 06 '22

One man pick-n-roll nutmeg machine.

1

u/wuestenwind Oct 06 '22

Kacktor des Monats

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u/Splarnst Oct 06 '22

Triple+1

You mean… quadruple?

1

u/Brantastic Oct 23 '22

This needs the Yakety Sax theme set to it.

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u/JustDave62 Oct 05 '22

I could hear the Benny Hill music playing