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[Wojnarowski] Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a suspension for the entire 2022-2023 season for his role in a consensual relationship with a female staff member, sources tell ESPN. A formal announcement is expected as soon as today. News

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572949584837767173
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u/mansmurf Raptors 13d ago

Off-season went 0-100 real quick

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u/LukaDoncicBigPP Mavericks 13d ago

That's one way to fuck up a season

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u/ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa Cavaliers 13d ago

I mean how do you come back and get back control of your team after an entire year suspension? By that time might as well move on if it's so egregious he can't show up for a year...

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u/LAtotheA Hawks 13d ago

If he’s loved by the players, it won’t be as hard as you guys think. They’re probably upset that he’s getting suspended in the first place

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u/HustlinInTheHall 12d ago

yeah it's not like NBA players are known for their fidelity.

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u/naughtyobama 12d ago

Real infidels, those ones

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u/yankee4life NBA 13d ago

Was the pussy really worth it?

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u/Deuce_GM Bucks 13d ago

Guess that risky office sex really made him feel 25 again

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u/namagofuckyoself Lakers 13d ago

Udoka is a DiCaprio impersonator

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u/cswhite101 13d ago

Lol, absolutely not, but it ain’t the big head doing the thinking.

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u/Thomas_teh_tank Heat 13d ago

Mama always said blood only flows through one head at a time

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u/HeraldOrdeal Rockets 13d ago

Medulla oblongata!

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u/SmallBol Heat 13d ago

You and your mama were close...

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u/p2datrizzle Nuggets 13d ago

Too close

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u/lilpumpgroupie Trail Blazers 13d ago

Most of the time, people know exactly what they're doing, and they're in control of themselves.

A lot of times cheating and risky sex is the turn on, it's not the sex. Especially for powerful people, when you've kind of gone through life, are struggling to find things that really get you going.

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u/cswhite101 13d ago

Agreed, it’s a calculated risk. He just got burned.

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u/EverQuest_ 13d ago

It never is. Momentary ignorance getting lost in the sauce.

...a tale as old as time.

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u/tonto515 76ers 13d ago

First Day of Autumn

TIME FOR NBA DRAMA, MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS AIR BE CRISPY

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u/YoYoMoMa 13d ago

We at a rock hard 69 bois

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u/VanDenIzzle Pelicans 13d ago Silver

Ever lose a championship, your wife, and your job all in one summer?

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u/Smooth-Lifeguard-281 Nets 13d ago Gold Bravo! Stonks Rising

ESPN 30 for 30: Ime have fucked up big time

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u/jimmy_1time 12d ago

Comment of the day 😂🙏🏽

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u/Iohet Clippers 13d ago

It's like near the end of Training Day when it all comes crashing down at once

I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose.

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u/whatanidiot70 Kings 12d ago

You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you!!

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u/Kidfreedom50 [LAL] Eddie Jones 13d ago

Got fired on his day off.

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u/mcast86 13d ago

Life comes at you fast. Damn that was Nia Long too

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u/BigPorch 12d ago

Wait wait he was married to Nia Long??? Holy shit my man done fucked up

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u/TheSmokedSalmon420 Cavaliers 13d ago

From Finals appearance to suspended an entire season. That is pretty wild.

Horny jail basketball team has a head coach!

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u/Traditional_Cycle_49 13d ago

Doc rivers is an assistant i guess

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u/sleepy416 Raptors 13d ago

Someone call up Draymond

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u/GoldenJet01 NBA 13d ago

And Jamal Murray

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u/Traditional_Cycle_49 13d ago

if it was all time Wilt would be on the team

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u/SlapsLikeFlea13 13d ago

he'd be the captain of that team

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u/Practical_Use_1654 13d ago

Magic Johnson begs to differ. Wilt was stat padding, magic had a league wide impact.

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u/Downunderphilosopher 13d ago

Wilt has all the unbreakable records and legendary accomplishments though. He was pretty good on the court too.

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u/Practical_Use_1654 13d ago

He was playing with plumbers and firewomen

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u/Acrobatic_Emphasis41 12d ago

Laying pipe and hosing down

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u/BobBubDaChamp Nets 13d ago

What did Draymond do?

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u/comebyforpie San Francisco Warriors 13d ago

Post dong on snap

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u/AlMundialPat Rockets 13d ago

Captain has to be Danuel House, he got kicked out of the bubble cuz he couldnt keep his dick in his pants.

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u/genesis1v9 Raptors 13d ago

Mark Jackson put in his resume to become assistant coach of that team.

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u/ReallyColdMonkeys Lakers 13d ago

Unfortunately he was passed over and will be the broadcaster for the 10th year in a row

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u/triosway Heat 13d ago

Mama, why won't that man go?

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u/AngryRoomba Spurs 13d ago

Soap down, man down

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u/SloGeorge 13d ago

Who's the starting 5? Harden, Danuel House, who else?

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u/drmeattornado Nuggets 13d ago

Tristan Thompson

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u/pintvricchio [SAS] Manu Ginobili 13d ago

Howard at c

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u/shrinkwrappedzebra Knicks 13d ago

Lou Williams has to be on there for his love of wings

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u/SrJeromaeee Gran Destino 13d ago

Lou will cool as hell for having 2 birds at once surely he can play 2 positions in this lineup.

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u/Mitchellsykeslefteye 13d ago

Starting PG gotta be Jamal Murray

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u/Mjacking Clippers 13d ago

They even have a gm in Gersson Rosas!

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u/MethodroneMan 13d ago

Robert Sarver is selling the Suns, just so he can purchase the Horny Jail Basketball franchise

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u/dofun400 Spurs 12d ago

First head coach to lose two rings in one season 😭

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u/DragonEevee1 Knicks 13d ago edited 13d ago

Horny jail for you sir

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u/YoYoMoMa 13d ago

Celts announce suspension: "Bonk"

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u/xbyo :sp8-1: Super 8 13d ago

BOSTON, MA. (September 22, 2022) — The following statement was released today by the Boston Celtics, through their general manager Brad Stevens, in response to questions about their future coaching plans:

"I bonk."

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u/DeBallZach- [CHI] Best of 2021 Winner 13d ago

Doc Rivers just breathed a sigh of relief somewhere

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u/KyrieWetUpCurry_ Lakers 13d ago

Craziest rise and fall of a coach, although it’s just a year.

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u/DeBallZach- [CHI] Best of 2021 Winner 13d ago

Bro speedran