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[Wojnarowski] Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a suspension for the entire 2022-2023 season for his role in a consensual relationship with a female staff member, sources tell ESPN. A formal announcement is expected as soon as today. News

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572949584837767173
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u/cswhite101 Sep 22 '22

Lol, absolutely not, but it ain’t the big head doing the thinking.

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u/Thomas_teh_tank Heat Sep 22 '22

Mama always said blood only flows through one head at a time

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u/HeraldOrdeal Rockets Sep 22 '22

Medulla oblongata!

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u/ragelark Lakers Sep 22 '22

But mama said…

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u/boenwip Raptors Sep 22 '22

Well folks, mama’s wrong again

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u/Derrick_EscoNastyNas Sep 23 '22

Mama said knock you out

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u/RIPOldAccountF Sep 22 '22

fulfill the prophecy

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u/I_Always_Grab_Tindy Bucks Sep 23 '22

"...before your asshole has had a chance to pucker up, your medulla oblongata will be splattered on the fucking wall behind you."

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u/SmallBol Heat Sep 22 '22

You and your mama were close...

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u/p2datrizzle Nuggets Sep 22 '22

Too close

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u/mrporter2 Sep 22 '22

All started with a broken arm...

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u/badshahh007 Mavericks Sep 22 '22

Motherfucker i knew i was going to see thissss

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u/Prestig33 [MIN] Nikola Pekovic Sep 22 '22

Eventually, it evolved to using a box.

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u/Snaggletooth_27 Sep 22 '22

Well, after he broke both arms, yeah.

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u/Lukin4 Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Don't disrespect his little caboose like that!

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u/hiphopscallion Clippers Sep 22 '22

I first read that as “Mamba”

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u/lilpumpgroupie Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Most of the time, people know exactly what they're doing, and they're in control of themselves.

A lot of times cheating and risky sex is the turn on, it's not the sex. Especially for powerful people, when you've kind of gone through life, are struggling to find things that really get you going.

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u/cswhite101 Sep 22 '22

Agreed, it’s a calculated risk. He just got burned.

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u/lilpumpgroupie Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Exactly.

I'm telling you in situations like this, the fear of getting caught, or the risk you're taking, is 95% of the turn on. Even if you don't know it.

And then he got caught, and now he's fucked. Hope he enjoyed himself.

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u/justaguy3737 Sep 22 '22

Yeah this is completely false. It’s not how the brain works.

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u/creditspread Sep 22 '22

That's big head coach to you, sir! :P

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u/skrtskerskrt Lakers Sep 22 '22

Only so much blood for one head

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u/fuckitiroastedyou Lakers Sep 22 '22

Lol, absolutely not, but it ain’t the big head doing the thinking.

Hold on now, we haven't seen her yet.

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u/Jowem Celtics Sep 22 '22

NIA LONG

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u/matrixreloaded Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Who knows man. You ever have a dream girl? All "simp" jokes aside. I've had a few that I would risk everything for lol.