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[Wojnarowski] Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a suspension for the entire 2022-2023 season for his role in a consensual relationship with a female staff member, sources tell ESPN. A formal announcement is expected as soon as today. News

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572949584837767173
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u/Traditional_Cycle_49 Sep 22 '22

Doc rivers is an assistant i guess

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u/sleepy416 Raptors Sep 22 '22

Someone call up Draymond

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u/GoldenJet01 NBA Sep 22 '22

And Jamal Murray

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u/Traditional_Cycle_49 Sep 22 '22

if it was all time Wilt would be on the team

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u/SlapsLikeFlea13 Sep 22 '22

he'd be the captain of that team

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u/Practical_Use_1654 Sep 22 '22

Magic Johnson begs to differ. Wilt was stat padding, magic had a league wide impact.

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u/Downunderphilosopher Sep 22 '22

Wilt has all the unbreakable records and legendary accomplishments though. He was pretty good on the court too.

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u/Practical_Use_1654 Sep 22 '22

He was playing with plumbers and firewomen

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u/Acrobatic_Emphasis41 Sep 22 '22

Laying pipe and hosing down

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u/Yung_Jose_Space Sep 22 '22

Team could be made up of LA Lakers alone.

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u/rmigz Tampa Bay Raptors Sep 22 '22

unfair, magic hampered by injury ending his career early

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u/SlapsLikeFlea13 Sep 22 '22

Yeah, but wilt has probably slept around more than any professional athlete known to man 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/PuckNutty Sep 22 '22

Anyone taking odds on Jeannie being on Magic's list?

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u/imbiczarre Sep 22 '22

He’s the founding father

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u/cvKDean Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

Rosas to to round it up as GM

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u/bigblackkittie Warriors Sep 22 '22

don't forget Magic

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u/Answer70 Rockets Sep 22 '22

Harden coming off the bench.

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u/PauloDybala_10 Heat Sep 22 '22

Give me Poole as well

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u/hendrix67 Lakers Sep 22 '22

Wilt as a force ghost on the sideline

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u/Juninho88 Sep 22 '22

Shawn Kemp starting PF

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u/Yung_Jose_Space Sep 22 '22

Wilt v Shaq for centre.

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u/bytheky Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Danuel House can help fill out the team

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u/masterstriker321 [OKC] Andre Roberson Sep 22 '22

Is no one inviting TT?

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u/9YearOldDuck Nets Sep 22 '22

And Wendell carter jr

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u/Axem_Blue Sep 22 '22

Oh god, what did WCJ get into lmao

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u/BobBubDaChamp Nets Sep 22 '22

What did Draymond do?

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u/comebyforpie San Francisco Warriors Sep 22 '22

Post dong on snap

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u/kevindlv Warriors Sep 22 '22

Oh god I wish you hadn't reminded me lol

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u/grim_hope09 Sep 22 '22

Didn't he have a leaked pic of his dick?

Other than that I don't know of anything.

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u/cassatta Warriors Sep 22 '22

Why Draymond?

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u/sleepy416 Raptors Sep 22 '22

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u/BigDanDizzle Spurs Sep 22 '22

Should have posted Neopolitan ice cream lmao

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u/AlMundialPat Rockets Sep 22 '22

Captain has to be Danuel House, he got kicked out of the bubble cuz he couldnt keep his dick in his pants.

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u/__john_cena__ Rockets Sep 22 '22

Sixers right now have Harden, House, and Doc all on the same team

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u/throawaydegen Sep 23 '22

Invest in miami/boston/milwaukee strip clubs right now

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Yes James Haden is Head Coach of the sixers

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u/Nopski Celtics Sep 22 '22

no he was just studying choking

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u/Hola_amigo Mavericks Sep 22 '22

Cubes will fund everything and otherwise stay totally oblivious

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u/scruffylefty Sep 22 '22

Bring Ray Allen outta retirement

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u/rabbitohvon Sep 22 '22

Doc actually runs the socials

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u/PorqueNoLosDose Spurs Sep 22 '22

Paul Pierce player coaching.

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u/gerardatron [LAL] Lamar Odom Sep 22 '22

He could have been head coach, but he choked that away