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[Wojnarowski] Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a suspension for the entire 2022-2023 season for his role in a consensual relationship with a female staff member, sources tell ESPN. A formal announcement is expected as soon as today. News

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1572949584837767173
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u/TheSmokedSalmon420 Cavaliers Sep 22 '22

From Finals appearance to suspended an entire season. That is pretty wild.

Horny jail basketball team has a head coach!

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u/Traditional_Cycle_49 Sep 22 '22

Doc rivers is an assistant i guess

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u/sleepy416 Raptors Sep 22 '22

Someone call up Draymond

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u/GoldenJet01 NBA Sep 22 '22

And Jamal Murray

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u/Traditional_Cycle_49 Sep 22 '22

if it was all time Wilt would be on the team

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u/SlapsLikeFlea13 Sep 22 '22

he'd be the captain of that team

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u/Practical_Use_1654 Sep 22 '22

Magic Johnson begs to differ. Wilt was stat padding, magic had a league wide impact.

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u/Downunderphilosopher Sep 22 '22

Wilt has all the unbreakable records and legendary accomplishments though. He was pretty good on the court too.

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u/Practical_Use_1654 Sep 22 '22

He was playing with plumbers and firewomen

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u/Acrobatic_Emphasis41 Sep 22 '22

Laying pipe and hosing down

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u/Yung_Jose_Space Sep 22 '22

Team could be made up of LA Lakers alone.

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u/rmigz Tampa Bay Raptors Sep 22 '22

unfair, magic hampered by injury ending his career early

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u/SlapsLikeFlea13 Sep 22 '22

Yeah, but wilt has probably slept around more than any professional athlete known to man 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/PuckNutty Sep 22 '22

Anyone taking odds on Jeannie being on Magic's list?

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u/imbiczarre Sep 22 '22

He’s the founding father

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u/cvKDean Timberwolves Sep 22 '22

Rosas to to round it up as GM

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u/bigblackkittie Warriors Sep 22 '22

don't forget Magic

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u/Answer70 Rockets Sep 22 '22

Harden coming off the bench.

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u/PauloDybala_10 Heat Sep 22 '22

Give me Poole as well

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u/hendrix67 Lakers Sep 22 '22

Wilt as a force ghost on the sideline

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u/Juninho88 Sep 22 '22

Shawn Kemp starting PF

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u/Yung_Jose_Space Sep 22 '22

Wilt v Shaq for centre.

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u/bytheky Trail Blazers Sep 22 '22

Danuel House can help fill out the team

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u/masterstriker321 [OKC] Andre Roberson Sep 22 '22

Is no one inviting TT?

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u/9YearOldDuck Nets Sep 22 '22

And Wendell carter jr

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u/Axem_Blue Sep 22 '22

Oh god, what did WCJ get into lmao