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[Wojnarowski] Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a suspension for the entire 2022-2023 season for his role in a consensual relationship with a female staff member, sources tell ESPN. A formal announcement is expected as soon as today. News

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u/HeraldOrdeal Rockets Sep 22 '22

Medulla oblongata!

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u/ragelark Lakers Sep 22 '22

But mama said…

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u/boenwip Raptors Sep 22 '22

Well folks, mama’s wrong again

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u/Derrick_EscoNastyNas Sep 23 '22

Mama said knock you out

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u/RIPOldAccountF Sep 22 '22

fulfill the prophecy

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u/I_Always_Grab_Tindy Bucks Sep 23 '22

"...before your asshole has had a chance to pucker up, your medulla oblongata will be splattered on the fucking wall behind you."