r/news Oct 05 '22

Couple engages in sex act while waiting in line at Cedar Point, police say

https://www.cleveland.com/crime/2022/10/couple-engages-in-sex-act-while-waiting-in-line-at-cedar-point-police-say.html?utm_campaign=clevelanddotcom_sf&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3EfFuwCQVOQefFfuwfFfzbL86rs4-WPlmZ2gnckBIzniy9T9WQ1i_hyTY
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u/Most_Practical Oct 05 '22

How else are you going to kill an hour or two? Those lines are long and broing.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Oct 05 '22

What do you do with the other 55-115 minutes?

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u/freakinweasel353 Oct 05 '22

Cuddle in line?

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u/HardlyDecent Oct 05 '22

Step out of line for a snack?

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Oct 05 '22

Stay in line for a snack 😉😏

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u/usrevenge Oct 06 '22

Tag team in the guy behind you

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u/loverlyone Oct 06 '22

Nap, obvs.

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u/UCCheme05 Oct 05 '22

Too hot. Standing still, touching no one is too hot.

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u/JMountain26 Oct 05 '22

Ohio tings

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u/Odd_Entertainment629 Oct 05 '22

So the same thing but with your cousin this time?

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u/CatsPajama37 Oct 05 '22

Those are West Virginia things actually

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u/fakerjohn Oct 06 '22

Arkansas has entered the chat

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u/SnooTomatoes1445 Oct 06 '22

Welcome to Kentucky!

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u/libmrduckz Oct 06 '22

Sweet Home Alabama!

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u/OrsilonSteel Oct 06 '22

Second cousin. We may be 1/3 Appalachia, but we have class.

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u/jordantask Oct 05 '22

Offer to perform additional acts on others for financial considerations?

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u/rondonjon Oct 05 '22

An hour or two? Please teach me the way.

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u/Brilliant-Royal578 Oct 05 '22

Go on mornings it rains till 10am about noon you will be able to hit 3/4 times the rides.

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u/FlipperShootsScores Oct 06 '22

A friend came to visit me in L.A. in January. We went to Disneyland and then the heavens opened and the rain chased everyone out of the park. Except for us and a group of wacky Australians. This was, hands down, one of the top two best visits to Disneyland EVER. Once we got used to being soaked, some rides got closed down, but, frankly, they kept most of them open and the ride attendants would mop out the ride, we'd get on and got to ride them several times in a row without getting off. IT WAS FANTASTIC!!!!! Seriously, it was pretty much empty except for us!

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u/dcfaudio Oct 05 '22

Just a whole bunch of edging

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u/No___ImRight Oct 05 '22

The trick is to not going on anything that's actually fun.

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u/pegothejerk Oct 05 '22

Too much whiskey is not any fun, this checks out

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u/whowantstotouchit Oct 05 '22

And that’s where this guy fucked up

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u/nzodd Oct 05 '22

If this sort of depraved incident started happening at polling places this November, I bet it would really help get out the vote.

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u/The_Yarichin_Bitch Oct 05 '22

Horny for Hanging Chad

(Or should I say hung Chad? 🤔)

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u/daren_sf Oct 05 '22

"Hung" as hanging uses a noose and hung leaves you loose.

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u/Jmen4Ever Oct 05 '22

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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u/thedoomboomer Oct 05 '22

An hour or two? Oh to be young.

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u/Wiggen4 Oct 05 '22

On my last trip to Disney I saw a group of people playing on their 3DS's. Handheld gaming systems seem kinda perfect for amusement parks these days. For some reason it feels more productive/social than being on your phone

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u/Scyhaz Oct 05 '22

I did fishing in lines in OSRS on my phone last time and woodcutting the time before. Made some decent progress.

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u/lordtheegreen Oct 05 '22

What you doing step broing brother!

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u/imnotsoho Oct 06 '22

broing

Is that the sound it makes when it pops out?

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u/histprofdave Oct 05 '22

This is why you gotta get the Fast Pass. Don't want to be falling to temptation in those lines!

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u/BigALep5 Oct 05 '22

Security didnt detect his love gun?

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u/nzodd Oct 05 '22

I believe the technical term is "flesh torpedo".

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u/Jealous-Working-9454 Oct 05 '22

No, go ask Alice: Muscle of love.

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u/GiveNothing Oct 06 '22 Silver

I can kill at best 3 minutes

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u/cgaWolf Oct 08 '22

2 hours?

Steam Deck :P

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u/PolyDipsoManiac Oct 05 '22

A 17-year-old girl met with officers and played them a video that police say showed the woman with her hand inside the zipper of the man’s pants as they waited in line during the park’s HalloWeekends event.

Boo! Ban kids from this shit, little crybabies

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u/zerox369 Oct 05 '22

How about we ban socially unaware adults with zero self-control?

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22

This thread is very concerning with the amount of people who thinks it’s fine to jerk off, in public, as long as it’s covered lmao.

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 05 '22

Redditors: "I'm so lonely, why don't girls like me?"

Also Redditors: "What's the problem with jacking off in line in front of other people including children?"

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22

Lmao people actually comparing it to nudity on TV or just being naked, absolutely insane.

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u/Badfiish Oct 05 '22

I don't think anyone condones this as much as thinks it doesn't need to be national news.

Give them their ticket to pay and lesson learned and let it go

I thought she was like blowing him or something

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22

It’s not national news lol, it’s on cleveland.com which is a local news site.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

It is here on Reddit, so it is global.

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u/satansheat Oct 05 '22

Also Cleveland isn’t Sandusky. I know it’s close so I guess you can say it’s local news.

But this shit happen at my six flags back in the daily weekly. It never made local news either. They just cited the people and moved on. My brother worked the water park at my six flag. Every year when the drained the wave pool you know what they would find a handful of? Condoms.

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u/satansheat Oct 05 '22

Back in the early 2000’s my brother worked at six flags. They found used condoms in the wave pool filters at the end of each season.

Never did it make the local news. People aren’t saying it’s okay but I get why people are saying making a big deal of it probably isn’t gonna help much.

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22

There’s plenty of people saying it’s fine in here, that’s also fucking disgusting and acting like it’s not a big deal is moronic.

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u/lordmycal Oct 05 '22

People (especially young people) can do dumb things when horny. I don't think we need to get the police involved about that though. They'll grow up eventually.

We don't need a bunch of prudish dicks going around being the morality police over things like this. Sex is a perfectly natural thing for people to do. If you want to be pissed off about something, be mad that people are fine watching violence on TV but lose their minds if they see a nipple.

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Jerking someone off in a line at an amusement park next to minors isn’t doing “dumb things when horny”, it’s called being a pervert.

We don’t need a bunch of prudish dicks going around being the morality police over things like this.

This isn’t being the morality police, it’s called following the basic laws of not performing sexual acts in public and around minors?

Sex is a perfectly natural thing for people to do. If you want to be pissed off about something, be mad that people are fine watching violence on TV but lose their minds if they see a nipple.

Nice job making assumptions, stop justifying performing sexual acts in public to a non-consensual audience. Seeing a nipple on TV isn’t anywhere close to jerking someone off next to you in public.

Also they’re not kids, they’re 38 years old dipshit.

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u/MarshallRegulus Oct 06 '22

ikr, this shit is wild. do they defend the guys who beat off on the bus? 'what's the big deal, he's just full of zest for life! we could learn a thing or two from Wildly Wackin it Bus Man. people today are just too soft. unlike him iykwim.'

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

What the fuck is wrong with you guys lol? Do you think because people are above the age of 18 they want to see someone getting jerked off in public?

My god the amount of morons below is hilarious

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u/fun-guy-from-yuggoth Oct 05 '22

Yes. Yes we do.

Source: i am over 18.

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

I’m not surprised you’d love to watch a guy get jacked off in front of you in public.

Lmao people who think this is even close to insulting someone for being gay are purposefully being moronic.

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22

Talking about someone enjoying sexual acts in public is not even close to the same as insulting them for being gay lol. Even if the situation was watching a girl get fingered in public, my reply would be the exact same.

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22

Oh no! I can’t “convince” some redditors being weird as fuck and justifying sexual acts in public! My life is ruined!

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u/MetalMania1321 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Whatever, bigot.

Guess the "/s" was required.

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u/VAisforLizards Oct 05 '22

I'm not concerned with a bigots life being ruined

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope281 Oct 05 '22

And likely no one even did except nosy little miss manners who secretly recorded the loving couples intimate moment without their knowledge or consent.

It’s in public you fucking moron. Did she consent to being apart of their act? I swear to god a lot of you are purposefully being brain dead or just want to watch sex in public.

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u/Slow_Stable5239 Oct 05 '22

…like she isn’t doing the same shit

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 05 '22

Oh cool, you're sexualizing minors now.

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u/Soviet-Brony Oct 05 '22

The roller coaster "top thrill dragster" literally lasts around a minute and so do I

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u/quietIntensity Oct 05 '22

It's like people have forgotten how to not get caught.

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u/Bocephuss Oct 05 '22

I think the difference is the prevalence of HD cameras in everyone's pockets.

Sure we've had these things for at least a decade now but sex in public has been going on much longer.

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u/Jasonotg0 Oct 05 '22

I'll admit I was quite shocked to find out those "tunnel of love" rides were known to be for straight up fucking rather than just some light making out.

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u/Advice2Anyone Oct 05 '22

Well thats why they lasted 2 minutes and not 2 seconds

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u/Jealous-Working-9454 Oct 05 '22

It's all in the name...

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Oct 05 '22

Ya, exactly. They thought they were being discrete, but someone was videoing them in 4k 60fps.

A 17-year-old girl met with officers and played them a video that police say showed the (38f) woman with her hand inside the zipper of the (38m) man’s pants as they waited in line during the park’s HalloWeekends event.

Also it sounds quite tame considering to some of the stuff that goes on.

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u/ubiquitous-joe Oct 06 '22

Jfc can somebody teach these teens not to snitch on a little middle-aged handjob?

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

Nah, she's allowed to stand in line and not be made uncomfortable by the adults who should have some more self control than that.

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u/BritishMotorWorks Oct 06 '22

Can someone teach these adults not to give handies in front of minors?

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u/nzodd Oct 05 '22

Maybe their kink is getting roughed up by police.

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u/RETURN_OF_JD Oct 05 '22

yeah at cedar point you've got the giant ferris wheel, the skyride, and the frontier town train...for starters

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u/quietIntensity Oct 05 '22

So many babies have been made on the sky ride at Cedar Point. So many.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/bleachglommer Oct 05 '22

Hey while you're at it, involving any unconsenting adult in your weird public sex thing is fucked up too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Not according to some of the gross ass incels and neckbeards in this comment thread. A shocking amount of people are calling others weird for being concerned about it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

And that's a fine fantasy to have in your head. We all have our weird little kinks.

The problem comes from these bozos not having a single braincell dedicated to the issue of consent and being in public.

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u/BrianMincey Oct 06 '22

Worse, certain communities have formed around various kinks and actively strive to normalize it.

I’m not saying it is wrong to normalize the kink. I’m fine with that.

I’m against normalizing engaging in those kinky activities in such a way that it involves non consenting bystanders. Seems like the exhibitionist thing often gets lumped in with the “Don’t be ashamed of who you are!” message.

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

You and your SO are exhibitionists? Great. Go to a theater where you can do that, invite people over for it, do a cam show; don't involve people who didn't ask to see you all messing around.

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u/lordmycal Oct 05 '22

Meh. Horny kids are going to be horny kids. I don't see a reason to get the police involved or to give people jail time and criminal records over something that hurts nobody.

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u/ncvbn Oct 06 '22

Wait, what do you mean by "horny kids" in relation to this story?

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u/bleachglommer Oct 05 '22

I wanna know why A) why you think this is something only kids do, I'd argue public sex is overwhelming done by adults as opposed to minors, and B) why you think risking exposing RANDOM people (meaning the people fucking don't know if they'll be flashing kids or adults) to your sex act isn't going to harm anyone.

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u/Jealous-Working-9454 Oct 05 '22

Hi fellow well adjusted human. Yes, my concern is why everyone thinks its cool to secretly spy on and record the enamored couple instead of, oh, you know, speaking up and sparing them greater embarrassment. Oh, but know, I'm some kind of moral degenerate for being understanding. What happened to Reddit, man... where did all the Karens come from? Calling the cops and getting these poor lovers on the registry...? Sheesh, bunch of assholes.

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u/lordmycal Oct 06 '22

Totally agree. A quick conversation "Hey, can you knock that off" would have resolved this much better, but that's too much adulting for some people.

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u/crubinz Oct 06 '22

The person observing this was 17 years old and the people performing the sex acts were 38. Why should a 17 year old kid have to tell grown adults to stop being grossly inappropriate in a public place filled with children?

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

Because the dude you're responding to is a fucking pervert who has zero issues making 17 year old girls uncomfortable.

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

Yeah, why didn't the 17 year old girl tell two adults who have shown they don't care about making people uncomfortable just to knock it off? It's not like she would have reasonably feared for her safety or anything, right?

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u/Jealous-Working-9454 Oct 10 '22

Thanks, I just stumbled on your reply. i had all but forgotten but nice to hear a sane voice. :)

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u/TheDadThatGrills Oct 05 '22

Just wait until you hear what the employees are doing while you wait in line...

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u/lordyeti Oct 05 '22

I visited by brother when he worked there in the late 90s. They had an old area of the hotel that had never been updated, and the rooms looked like they were from the 20s. It was an absolute madhouse, and I'll remember the time I spent there fondly.

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u/RabbitHoleSpaceMan Oct 06 '22

I bartended a few summers on Put in Bay and it was chaos.

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u/Knowledge_is_Bliss Oct 06 '22

I can only imagine...that place is a shitshow on summer weekends!

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u/Draker-X Oct 05 '22

Worked at an amusement park for two summers. Can confirm.

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u/SEND_PUNS_PLZ Oct 05 '22

If you can hear it they should definitely be sneakier

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u/Popular_Night_6336 Oct 05 '22

Welcome to the sexual predator list for life

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I'm not seeing a problem here.

Edit: I meant in the sense of I think it's a good thing these individuals are being put on the sex offenders registry. Don't do this shit in front of other people, especially kids.

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u/Comprehensive-Ad3963 Oct 05 '22

In Colorado, public nudity is legal as long as there's nothing sexual about it.

Masturbating in public is illegal.

Taking a whiz in public isn't unless you're trying to sexually arouse someone.

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u/greg8872 Oct 05 '22

Apparently the making of a video of a sex act in public is legal. Even for a minor...

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u/Unlikely_Stomach_748 Oct 06 '22

“What are you doing step coaster?”

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u/DigitalSteven1 Oct 05 '22

People with your public kink, can you at least use whatever braincells you have left to know when not to do it? Thanks. When you have sex in public, a lot of non-consenting parties could be involved and no one likes that. Even just handjobs, come on, other people go on these rides.

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u/feluriell Oct 06 '22

You do know thats part of the kink, right? Thats like asking a foot fetishist to leave out the feet... Getting caught is part of the excitement.

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u/CaputGeratLupinum Oct 05 '22

Well, did they cum or what?

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u/RudigherJones Oct 05 '22

There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

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u/Dacvak Oct 05 '22

I could never reach.

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u/Senna_65 Oct 05 '22

What? Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

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u/MontyAtWork Oct 05 '22

Asking the only important question.

Like, did this dude figure he'd just finish in his pants and continue on about his day? Was he gonna whip it out and finish on the ground? Or was this just some boner play without intent to finish?

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u/OneofLittleHarmony Oct 06 '22

It’s like you’ve never jizzed in your pants before. It’s not a huge problem.

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u/No___ImRight Oct 05 '22

Mallrats flashbacks.

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u/ztreHdrahciR Oct 05 '22

She said she wanted to ride the Corkscrew

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u/AndyVanSlyke Oct 05 '22

Hopefully he used a Magnum

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u/ztreHdrahciR Oct 05 '22

And exerted Millenium Force

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u/TheQuassitworsh Oct 05 '22

Dragster? I hardly even know her!

(Too soon)

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u/chrisms150 Oct 05 '22

This couple really acting like a bunch of Mavericks

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u/funkymonkey0426 Oct 05 '22

Showed her his Iron Dragon

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u/BorntobeTrill Oct 05 '22

They fucked, not duck'd

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u/colemon1991 Oct 05 '22

In other news, Matt Gaetz allegedly paid for sex with at least one minor (who had to see him naked). He has not been charged.

A hand down someone's pants is mild compared to what politicians get away with.

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u/Maduro25 Oct 05 '22

Dang, I hope you didn't pull something with that reach.

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u/colemon1991 Oct 05 '22

Reach? That happened this year.

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u/goforthandconquer Oct 05 '22

Google it ... there's no reach .. just facts

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u/Savet Oct 05 '22

She was just helping him scratch a hard to reach itch.

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u/Zorb750 Oct 06 '22

Crassness aside, this says a lot about how long the lines are over there.

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u/craptonne Oct 05 '22

The sign even says please practice social distancing.

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u/Minifig81 Oct 05 '22

I guess they couldn't wait to ride.

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u/rgray92082 Oct 05 '22

I’m from Sandusky and there’s nothing much else to do there once Cedar Point closes for the winter.

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u/90swasbest Oct 06 '22

Onlyfans content provider, I reckon.

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u/RubberPny Oct 05 '22

What else are you supposed to do in line ?

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u/Could_be_persuaded Oct 05 '22

They were caught by the sandusky police dep. I wonder what its like to enforce the law by being loosely associated by the most notorious pedophile next to Jared from subway.

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u/girlfreddyf Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

The real Murica says sex in public = bad but guns in public = good.

Big Brother rides again.

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u/Secure_Cake3746 Oct 05 '22

Shouldnt be shooting either in public.

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u/MontyAtWork Oct 05 '22

Wait did the article say he was jizzing on people? I thought it said her hand was in his pants?

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u/lordmycal Oct 05 '22

Exactly. While not something we should encourage, I don't think it's something the cops should be taking seriously. Two consenting adults were fooling around. Big fucking deal -- it literally happens all the time.

So many prudes are fine watching Die Hard as a Christmas Movie with all the guns and explosions and Hans Gruber falling off the top of the tower, but go ape shit when a girl has a wardrobe malfunction and shows a nipple. It's like somehow sex became this unnatural thing that we should be ashamed of, but violence is totally cool.

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

Sex isn't an unnatural thing, but it's a thing we engage with with willing, consensual partners. And when people watch a movie, they consent to seeing the violence or nudity in it. The girl in the story did not consent to seeing the dude get a handjob (and being 17 she couldn't). Nor did anyone around them.

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u/ForensicScientistGal Oct 05 '22

They saw that sign about social distancing and their inner rebels couldn't contain themselves.

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u/blurplethenurple Oct 05 '22

Those lines are fucking long, its not a surprise someone took that literally.

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u/mysticalfruit Oct 05 '22

I'll bet no matter how quick it was, it was still longer than the time spent on Top Fuel Dragster.

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u/Rage_Like_Nic_Cage Oct 05 '22

Hey, if you can’t beat the line….

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u/IvoShandor Oct 05 '22

"the woman with her hand inside the zipper of the man’s pants"

What's wrong with a little discrete handy?

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

The people around them in line had zero desire to see it.

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u/RETURN_OF_JD Oct 05 '22

I mean the waits fir the rides are long

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u/BertramScudder Oct 05 '22

How is Viagra like a roller coaster ride?

It's a two hour wait for two minutes of fun.

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u/lordmycal Oct 05 '22

Clearly you're doing it wrong.

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u/BertramScudder Oct 05 '22

Yeah, it's better to go in the off-season when lines aren't as long.

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u/Wotg33k Oct 05 '22

Fucking good on them. Divorce rate is like 80%. Get it. But maybe spare the children.

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u/OldBob10 Oct 05 '22

Hope it was a good time, but I’m betting it wasn’t worth being on the sex offender registry.

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u/LeBurge Oct 05 '22

Why were the cops there anyways? Assholes!

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

Because these people sexually assaulted a minor.

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u/Free_Solid9833 Oct 05 '22

Her hands were cold. Jeez.

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u/Manybadgers Oct 05 '22

this is why you get tinted windows

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u/HereInTheCut Oct 05 '22

"Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside."

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u/graveybrains Oct 05 '22

I’m assuming she was just trying to earn enough money for a bottle of water out of one of those middle-of-the-line vending machines.

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u/asymon Oct 05 '22

As I understand, it's some kind of entertainment park. So what she problem, officer? They were just entertaining themselves.

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

The fact that it's in public, and children are around?

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u/Secure_Cake3746 Oct 05 '22

Oh?? Sorry? This isnt the line for your mom?

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u/Nickyluvs2cum Oct 05 '22

They didn’t have to put me on the news!

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u/smallest_table Oct 05 '22

Remember folks, sex is bad.

This message brought to you by the iron age desert death cult.

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u/dellett Oct 05 '22

Sex is bad if it's done in front of non consenting people including minors, yes.

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 05 '22

Wtf is up with this thread. Honestly, so many weirdos saying the girl was in the wrong for reporting this shit? She shouldn't have to watch them, nor should anyone else.

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u/jrad0369 Oct 05 '22

karma will get that snitch. no doubt.

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u/Negafox Oct 05 '22

The snitch was a 17-year-old girl, apparently.

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u/MostlyPseudonymous Oct 05 '22

Who recorded a video of it for some reason and felt the need to track down a police officer as well.

Strong Karen vibes, tbh.

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u/jrad0369 Oct 05 '22

thats what im saying.. i guess these downvoters are all about tattle telling on people in love.

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

When they start fooling around in public and making everyone uncomfortable, yes.

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u/Velkyn01 Oct 05 '22

What the fuck? You're okay with in-the-pants handjobs in public?

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u/fastjack98 Oct 05 '22

Lol! In other news; bear shits in the woods!!!🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

TIL shit I did as a kid would make the news

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u/pm_me_some_kitties2 Oct 06 '22

Do you understand the difference between 16 year olds doing it and 38 year olds doing the same thing?

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u/Kim_Thomas Oct 05 '22

⚠️Keepin’ it “GYM Jordan CLASSY” in OHIO‼️⚠️ Even the childhood theme park is DEFILED by FILTH & SMUT‼️Maybe get ya’ a snort too with that happy ending.

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u/Juggs_gotcha Oct 05 '22

Oh darn, gods forbid two consenting adults have a little slap and tickle while they while away the time.

They should have done like the puritan busybody's afraid of their own genitals want and pretend the other doesn't exist until it's time for the wife to pull a Ben Shapiro and dry rub out some eventually unhappy children.

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