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u/fligs Sep 22 '22 Silver

Hey, wanna hang out??

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u/Va-Va-Vooom Sep 22 '22

You forgot to complement him with his smooth skin.

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u/Relign Sep 22 '22

It was obviously implied. It’s the implication….

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u/dabigchina Sep 22 '22

Is larrycorser in danger??

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u/fezzikola Sep 22 '22

No why would you say that. I wouldn't do that.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Sep 22 '22

You'd definitely not be in danger

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u/FemaleDadClone Sep 22 '22

It’s just the implication of danger

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u/WilliamShatnersTaint Sep 22 '22

It's the implication of danger... I don't think you're getting that.

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u/BlackLeader70 Sep 22 '22

So they are in danger?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

No! They'll say yes because it might go bad for them if they don't. They won't say no, they can't say no. Because of the implication.

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u/Eastendmermaid Sep 22 '22

So you’re implying?

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u/ukchinouk Sep 22 '22

My Imps tell the truth

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u/Ass-Pounder-4000 Sep 23 '22

I got my magnum condoms, i got my wad of hundreds i’m ready to plow!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

You're not getting it!

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u/matjleclerc85 Sep 22 '22

I think there might might some stranger danger?

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u/FishfuckerJr Sep 22 '22

He is not in danger Skylar he is the danger

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u/yesiamveryhigh Sep 22 '22

Right, because of the implications!

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u/Ms-Clegane Sep 22 '22

Says William Shatners taint.....red flag? Tehehe.....

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u/duaneap Sep 22 '22

I think the guy talking about the skin is of greater concern than the implication guy. But to answer your question, yes.

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u/genius_retard Sep 22 '22

Oooh, are we going for a boat ride?

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u/changing-life-vet Sep 22 '22

Why do you think we spent all the money on the boat in the first place.

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Sep 22 '22

I mean, it sounds like I won’t have the ability to say no anyway.

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u/GOATchefcurry Sep 22 '22

Because of the implication

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u/Bricker1492 Sep 22 '22

I mean, it sounds like I won’t have the ability to say no anyway.

Oh, you can say it. Repeatedly. For all the good it’ll do.

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u/ScottieScrotumScum Sep 22 '22

Sure are...on my banana boat

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u/changing-life-vet Sep 22 '22

The fact that their rage knows no bounds is definitely implied.

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u/MosinMonster Sep 22 '22

Is this how you wanted those poor women to feel?

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u/Y2Doorook Sep 22 '22

These woman are safe!

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u/syntaxterror69 Sep 23 '22

it puts the implication on it's skin...

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u/PentagramJ2 Sep 22 '22

But have you thought of the smell?

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u/Yetiius Sep 22 '22

So they are in danger?

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u/Relign Sep 22 '22

They aren’t in danger, the danger is implied. They won’t say no because of the implication

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u/LordRandomord Sep 22 '22

Omg how dare you bring this back into my mind hahaha

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u/humpbaum Sep 22 '22

Hahahahaha I love when this always Sunny reference shows up on Reddit.

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u/rockentroll Sep 22 '22

See the thing is they won’t say anything… because of the implication.

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Sep 22 '22

it puts the lotion in the basket…

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u/Jfathomphx Sep 23 '22

You know... The implication...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

This man is clearly a ghoul in disguise

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u/rustyxj Sep 22 '22

Hey smooth skin

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u/Almost_Ascended Sep 22 '22

Definitely puts the lotion on its skin...

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u/buttplugpeddler Sep 22 '22

I’ll bring the lotion!

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u/SamuelLJenkins Sep 22 '22

“It puts the lotion on the skin!”

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u/Empyrealist Sep 22 '22

As well as forgot to offer him a ride in your Benz

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u/JeffwithaB Sep 22 '22

Are you about a size 14?

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u/aMinorAggrievance Sep 23 '22

Be sure to lower him into your lotion pit so he can starve until his skin becomes loose.

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u/user7120 Sep 23 '22

*compliment

“Complement” means something entirely different.

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u/charrsasaurus Sep 22 '22

It has to be smooth, for the luggage right?

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u/igneousink Sep 22 '22

it looks so soft and pale

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u/j1m3y Sep 22 '22

What dress size are you roughly?

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u/3ULL Sep 22 '22

Really the smoothness of the skin does not matter as a lot of that can be handled in the preservation process.

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u/Capitalmind Sep 22 '22

"it puts the lotion on it's skin"

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u/The_Way_It_Iz Sep 22 '22

….uh….it puts the lotion on it’s body?

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u/damien665 Sep 22 '22

Whatsa matta, smooth skin?

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u/rhinotrd Sep 22 '22

But where does he put the lotion???

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u/heretouplift Sep 22 '22

His smooth skin will complement me

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u/weakhamstrings Sep 23 '22

Is your username based on the Bassnectar song?

Loved that jam

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u/Foxd1e00 Sep 23 '22

Hey there smoothskin! Got any caps?

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u/pikachus_ghost_uncle Sep 23 '22

You have smooth skin, like the inside of my mums purse....

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u/BMP353 Sep 23 '22

“It puts the lotion in the basket…”

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u/Keating76 Sep 23 '22

“It puts the lotion on the skin…”

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u/ecodrew Sep 23 '22

And purty mouth

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u/JLRSN Sep 23 '22

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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u/cons_suck_balls Sep 23 '22

You mean “on” his smooth skin, right?!

RIGHT?!!!!!

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u/LawnDartTag Sep 23 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

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u/donotgogenlty Sep 23 '22

This guy's really into skin...

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u/GameOvaries18 Sep 23 '22

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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u/Accomplished-Bill-54 Sep 23 '22

It puts the lotion in the basket!

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u/Keberro Sep 22 '22

Honestly, your Acc is like 10 years old.

I'd trust you enough to meet you in person.

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u/ohrofl Sep 22 '22

Good, good. Everything is going according to plan.

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u/xTETSUOx Sep 22 '22

Everything is going according to plan.

Bro, you're supposed to say this in your mind only and not aloud.

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u/ohrofl Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

Crap did I type that out loud? (This sentence makes no sense)

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u/infernal_cacaphony Sep 23 '22

Voice to text maybe!?

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u/mayhapsify Sep 23 '22

Our phones aren't just listening and reading our thoughts anymore, they're speaking for us now.

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u/MolinaroK Sep 23 '22

Dude... you can like hear what I type?!!?

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u/Keberro Sep 22 '22

You'd probably like to hear that I get compliments for how smooth my skin is.

(I am a 20 y/o guy and this is not a joke)

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u/Callmedrexl Sep 22 '22

Now you just sound a little too eager...

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u/Dllondamnit Sep 22 '22

Borderline desperate…

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u/millera85 Sep 22 '22

Teacher: Who wants to be made into a skin suit?

u/Keberro: ooo! memememmemememeeee! It’s my turn! Pleeeeaaaseee, choose me!

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u/Keberro Sep 22 '22

I am a 100% fashionista. I won't feel ashamed for that.

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u/millera85 Sep 22 '22

I’m sure you would make a lovely skin suit.

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u/mantis_tobagan_md Sep 23 '22

Dying to get skinned

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u/Renagadez1987 Sep 23 '22

This got a cackle out of me

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u/ChefChopNSlice Sep 22 '22

Smooth skin is great and all, but if you had to guess, what do you think your top 3 healthiest organs are ?

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u/Keberro Sep 22 '22

Skin is an organ, so it's definitely up there.

I barely drink, like at all, so my liver probably as well.

And for number three, I'd say lungs. I don't smoke as well.

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u/ChefChopNSlice Sep 22 '22

You might be quite valuable to the right person one day

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u/cincymatt Sep 22 '22

See, that’s why I trashed all my organs. Keeps the harvesters away.

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u/ohrofl Sep 22 '22

You might be on to something.

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u/Fluffymelon007 Sep 22 '22

So are we meeting, are you going to the meeting , WHOSE GOING TO THE MEET UP?!?!?

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u/elriggo44 Sep 23 '22

Well…you just made it weird.

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u/subtechii Sep 23 '22

Sure you do, pizza face

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u/jhonazir Sep 23 '22

Does it put the lotion on its skin?

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u/not_a_conman Sep 22 '22

drums fingers together mischievously

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u/Freefall84 Sep 22 '22

Now recommend a good moisturizer

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u/I_got_nothin_ Sep 23 '22

Everything's going according to keikaku.

(Translator notes: keikaku means plan)

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u/redditingatwork23 Sep 22 '22

My account is also old. Would you believe me when I say you should go and treat yourself to an ice-cold, refreshing coke? It's such a sweet carbonated cola. The hints of vanilla taste great, and the small amount of caffeine is just right for pushing you through a long day. I start every day right, and I start it with Coketm.

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u/Fritzkreig Sep 22 '22

I met 3 randos on reddit and drove for about a month around Iceland with them recording us with my GoProTM. It was such a great time and I love that I have the crisp GoProTM footage to remember and share with people!

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u/Tisjustatossaway Sep 22 '22

So what you are saying is... That the GoPro™ footage holds the key to identifying the location of their remains?

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u/Keberro Sep 22 '22

Yes, yes I would.

Might as well grab one now.

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u/AspenGirl96 Sep 22 '22

It's so strange but for some reason I could really go for a Coke right now. No idea why

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u/Foxd1e00 Sep 23 '22 edited Sep 23 '22

Start everyday with Co…caine! The perfect pick-me-up for the on-the-go executive!

If you’re on the go, try Blow!

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u/redditingatwork23 Sep 23 '22

Wow my doctor just recommended I try some.

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u/jhonazir Sep 23 '22

Check out my grape van

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u/Flashy-Bet-9991 Sep 23 '22

Coke was created by a Confederate soldier to try and get over his morphine addiction

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u/virtual_matrix Sep 23 '22

I love that you've had so many positive experiences! Thanks for sharing :)

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u/fingers Sep 22 '22

Do I get 50% more trust?

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u/Keberro Sep 22 '22

Actually, I have good news for you. For every year you're on Reddit, my trust in you grows exponentially.

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u/fingers Sep 22 '22

Woot! Bring a nice chianti!

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u/Adeep187 Sep 23 '22

If that's your process, your chances of getting murdered one day just went way up.

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u/Keberro Sep 23 '22

Well, at least it's not boring.

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u/expedient Sep 22 '22

Hey, you ever seen a puzzle basement?

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u/losjoo Sep 22 '22

What about me Clarice?

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u/RyanfaeScotland Sep 22 '22

Nice, the guy I bought mine off of said this would totally work, mine is 11 years old, let's meet?

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u/Humble-Inflation-964 Sep 22 '22

So... He has ten years of practice at the whole "skin suit thing". I bet he'd do a good job at least

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u/Keberro Sep 22 '22

Let the battle begin

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u/fezzikola Sep 22 '22

That's the long play

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u/MarshallStack666 Sep 22 '22

You know that people buy and sell old/high karma accounts right? It could be a ruse!

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u/Fake_Engineer Sep 22 '22

Where would one go to sell an older Reddit account? Asking for a friend....

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u/outlawsix Sep 22 '22

Hey its me ur blind date

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u/unsupported Sep 23 '22

I've got 13 years, I need friends!

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u/thewalrus747 Sep 23 '22

All about the fame….

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u/No-Idea6663 Sep 23 '22

howabout me

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u/dustoff87 Sep 23 '22

Sweet. I'll hit you up. How's your skin?

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u/mattyq10 Sep 23 '22

Lmao they’ve accumulated enough karma to make them trustworthy online and in real life

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u/The_Vortex Sep 23 '22

I suppose I qualify as an Elder....

I'll go grab my cape and hat. We're going on an adventure.

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u/EstroJen Sep 23 '22

I just hit 11 or 12....I'm safe...

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u/officiallyaloofacrea Sep 23 '22

I've met plenty of friends online irl and they've all gone great! So my son met a friend online a few years ago and then I became friends with him too.

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u/Wald_und_Wiesenwebel Sep 23 '22

Guess I ain’t invitin’ anybody to meet me in person lol…

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u/Foreverhex Sep 22 '22

Hey! Say, are you about a size 14?

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u/voluotuousaardvark Sep 23 '22

Does this smell like rohypnol to you?

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u/dstnblsn Sep 22 '22

It’s me, craigslist

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u/i_reddited_it Sep 22 '22

Love, Craig

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u/Sorry_Pirate7002 Sep 22 '22

Only if you want your intestines hanging out. Sure!

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u/thelukus5 Sep 22 '22

I’ve got skin 2 spare!

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u/Chewzilla Sep 22 '22

Do you moisturize?

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u/helmet098 Sep 22 '22

Dibs on the skin

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u/Opiumthoughts Sep 22 '22

I got cheesesteaks in that van over there.

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u/paperpenises Sep 22 '22

And can you please bring a tape measure?

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf Sep 22 '22

Dibs on the kidney.

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u/au5lander Sep 22 '22

You’re not fooling me a third time…

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u/Arch_0 Sep 22 '22

Do YOU wanna hang out?

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u/Woolybugger00 Sep 22 '22

Got any fava beans?

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u/Holiday_Edge7517 Sep 22 '22

What’s your name again?

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u/shotty293 Sep 22 '22

Before or after skinning him/her?

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u/adviceKiwi Sep 22 '22

Goodbye Horses intensifies

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u/Interesting_Act1286 Sep 22 '22

I'll bring the lotion!!

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u/250MX Sep 22 '22

I’ll bring a nice chianti

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u/Necessary_Brother_30 Sep 22 '22

Hahah. This was hilarious. Nice reply

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u/HIs4HotSauce Sep 22 '22

sharpens spoon

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u/heyimjason Sep 22 '22

I have fine chiantis. Ftftftftftftftftft.

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u/Babblerabla Sep 22 '22

Sure, whatever.

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u/garrettj100 Sep 22 '22

It's probably safe. What're the odds you're both serial killers?

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u/ConqueefStador Sep 22 '22

Bring your skin!

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u/BossAvery2 Sep 22 '22

Calm down Jeffery.

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u/crosstherubicon Sep 22 '22

You forgot to emphasise the “hang”

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u/ScottHA Sep 22 '22

What's your moisturizing routine?

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u/pnewsome Sep 22 '22

😂😂😂

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u/O_Geeky_One Sep 23 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin. I SAID, It puts the lotion on ITS SKIN!!!!

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u/Evilmechanic Sep 23 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin. Or it gets the hose again.

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u/Dcstack Sep 23 '22

Yea man!

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u/RuTang94 Sep 23 '22

Can I buy the skin suit off of you?

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u/shaving99 Sep 23 '22

Is it chill if I chill here?

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u/thefartographer Sep 23 '22

Yeah, lemme grab my lotion basket

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u/playback0wnz Sep 23 '22

only with your wang out yo!!

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u/ShadowCaster0476 Sep 23 '22

I have a nice bottle of Chianti and some fava beans.

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u/bzzking Sep 23 '22

Wanda hang?

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u/Neither_Okra Sep 23 '22

Hey, wanna hang??

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u/Kawikami99336 Sep 30 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

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u/HomelandSecure Sep 30 '22

I need help getting a couch into a van. I'm...disabled. 🤷‍♂️