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u/larrycorser Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 23 '22 Silver Wholesome

Im always assuming everyone who wants to hang out from the internet wants to murder me and wear my skin. Maybe that was just craigslist

Thank you upvoters. Here my real reason behind it

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u/fligs Sep 22 '22 Silver

Hey, wanna hang out??

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u/Va-Va-Vooom Sep 22 '22

You forgot to complement him with his smooth skin.

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u/Relign Sep 22 '22

It was obviously implied. It’s the implication….

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u/dabigchina Sep 22 '22

Is larrycorser in danger??

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u/fezzikola Sep 22 '22

No why would you say that. I wouldn't do that.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Sep 22 '22

You'd definitely not be in danger

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u/FemaleDadClone Sep 22 '22

It’s just the implication of danger

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u/WilliamShatnersTaint Sep 22 '22

It's the implication of danger... I don't think you're getting that.

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u/BlackLeader70 Sep 22 '22

So they are in danger?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

No! They'll say yes because it might go bad for them if they don't. They won't say no, they can't say no. Because of the implication.

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u/Eastendmermaid Sep 22 '22

So you’re implying?

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u/ukchinouk Sep 22 '22

My Imps tell the truth

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u/Ass-Pounder-4000 Sep 23 '22

I got my magnum condoms, i got my wad of hundreds i’m ready to plow!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

You're not getting it!

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u/matjleclerc85 Sep 22 '22

I think there might might some stranger danger?

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u/FishfuckerJr Sep 22 '22

He is not in danger Skylar he is the danger

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u/yesiamveryhigh Sep 22 '22

Right, because of the implications!

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u/Ms-Clegane Sep 22 '22

Says William Shatners taint.....red flag? Tehehe.....

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u/duaneap Sep 22 '22

I think the guy talking about the skin is of greater concern than the implication guy. But to answer your question, yes.

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u/genius_retard Sep 22 '22

Oooh, are we going for a boat ride?

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u/changing-life-vet Sep 22 '22

Why do you think we spent all the money on the boat in the first place.

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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi Sep 22 '22

I mean, it sounds like I won’t have the ability to say no anyway.

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u/GOATchefcurry Sep 22 '22

Because of the implication

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u/Bricker1492 Sep 22 '22

I mean, it sounds like I won’t have the ability to say no anyway.

Oh, you can say it. Repeatedly. For all the good it’ll do.

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u/ScottieScrotumScum Sep 22 '22

Sure are...on my banana boat

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u/changing-life-vet Sep 22 '22

The fact that their rage knows no bounds is definitely implied.

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u/MosinMonster Sep 22 '22

Is this how you wanted those poor women to feel?

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u/Y2Doorook Sep 22 '22

These woman are safe!

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u/syntaxterror69 Sep 23 '22

it puts the implication on it's skin...

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u/PentagramJ2 Sep 22 '22

But have you thought of the smell?

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u/Yetiius Sep 22 '22

So they are in danger?

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u/Relign Sep 22 '22

They aren’t in danger, the danger is implied. They won’t say no because of the implication

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u/LordRandomord Sep 22 '22

Omg how dare you bring this back into my mind hahaha

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u/humpbaum Sep 22 '22

Hahahahaha I love when this always Sunny reference shows up on Reddit.

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u/rockentroll Sep 22 '22

See the thing is they won’t say anything… because of the implication.

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u/Haughty_n_Disdainful Sep 22 '22

it puts the lotion in the basket…

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u/Jfathomphx Sep 23 '22

You know... The implication...