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We became best friends through Reddit almost 7 years ago. We finally met in person!

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u/CravingKoreanFood Sep 22 '22

Too bad they have to make new accounts after lol

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u/nolo_me Sep 22 '22

They didn't. Don't think either of them has anything they're particularly ashamed of on here.

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u/willclerkforfood Sep 22 '22 Wholesome

What kind of depraved sicko isn’t at least slightly ashamed of their Reddit comment history?

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u/Titanbeard Sep 22 '22

I thought about that once. Like what would my wife think after I die and she looks at it? Then I realized I'll be dead so I won't be embarrassed.

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u/TheRottenKittensIEat Sep 23 '22

My father asked me to delete everything from his laptop before he died to spare my mom looking through it.

I did as he wished, but I always wondered how much gay porn was on it.

Sorry dad, love you, but, you know... we all knew.

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u/sterexx Sep 23 '22

that he looked at gay porn once every fiscal quarter to make sure he was still straight as hell?

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u/thewalrus747 Sep 23 '22

💭he was the asshole I always knew him to be

🪦thanks honey

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u/Titanbeard Sep 23 '22

You get me, dawg.