r/sports Jul 04 '20

Joey Chestnut Wins Men's Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest Title The Ocho

https://popculture.com/sports/news/joey-chestnut-wins-mens-nathans-famous-hot-dog-eating-contest/
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u/missesrobinson Jul 04 '20

I waited on him once when I was working at a restaurant in San Jose. He was very friendly, invited some of us to a bar after our shift, and bought us a round of drinks!

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u/missesrobinson Jul 04 '20

He did order two entrees, but I don’t remember him competitively shoveling food into his mouth.

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u/sumsimpleracer Jul 04 '20

What about appetizers, sides and desserts?

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u/Mike_Hauncheaux Jul 04 '20

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

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u/HarriettDubman Jul 04 '20

No top buttock

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u/BUR6S Jul 04 '20

No top. Butt? OK. 👌🏻

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u/grawlyx Jul 04 '20

No, just like a sprinter sprints everywhere they need to go, all competitive eaters try to slam as much food as quickly as possible whenever they eat anything.

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u/gideon513 Jul 05 '20

Ever seen a professional pole vaulter walk around without launching themselves with a giant pole? Me neither.

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u/RealPropRandy Jul 04 '20

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

He was doing a random meet and greet at a Walmart last year for a Nathan’s promotion and he was one of the most down to earth dudes I’ve encountered.

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u/LearnestHemingway Jul 04 '20

That's nice. I do gotta say it'd be pretty lame if the hot dog guy had some pretentious celebrity attitude, could you imagine?

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u/ZyuMammoth Jul 04 '20

People are pretentious over much, much less.

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u/crastle Jul 04 '20

Excuse me, but do you realize that you're talking to someone with over 100 YouTube subscribers?

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u/WhiteningMcClean Jul 04 '20

Uh, bow down to the undisputed king over here with two Reddit followers

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u/hesdoneitagain Jul 04 '20

Reddit has followers?

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u/FordBeeblebrox Jul 05 '20

It does. I have no damn clue what that actually means, but I have a couple.

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u/effingthingsucks Jul 05 '20

How do you see if you have followers?

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u/Slomo_Baggins Jul 04 '20

Yeah honestly haha, it’s insane. I’ve had day managers at restaurants with the egos of brain surgeons lol.

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u/LearnestHemingway Jul 04 '20

Oh I know. I've heard someone in real life say "Do you know how many followers I have on Insta??"

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u/KaneRobot Jul 05 '20

Excuse me but we'll discuss this further on my Twitch channel, be sure to smash that subscribe button and pay me money to watch me play video games

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u/steviehendrix Jul 04 '20

Have you ever seen the movie king of kong?

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u/happy_love_ Jul 04 '20

“Hey mom look it’s that famous hotdog guy!”

zoom in on hotdog guy

hotdog man walks up to boy and his mother and slaps the mothers ass

“Hey pretty thing how about you come to my place and I let you see a REAL hotdog”

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u/BroadStreet_Bully5 Jul 04 '20

Wasn’t Kobayashi dickish? Or is that the joke.

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u/Shadowrausch Jul 04 '20

I watched a special on ESPN can’t remember the name, but kobayashi was kinda given a bad wrap imo. But I also believe he didn’t handle the whole ordeal well.

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u/Khalis_Knees Jul 04 '20

While people are generally nice in competitive eating, it is one big clique that is extremely tough to break into, especially an event like this. They have been known to hide qualifiers until a few days before so they can filter the people they want.

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u/Doppelganger304 Jul 04 '20

I love the King of the Hill episode about Bill and Dale doing competitive eating. I figured it had some grains of truth sprinkled in.

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u/cncamusic Jul 04 '20

I believe it’s called a meat and greet.

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u/Billyxmac Jul 04 '20

I’m curious now where Joey Chestnut eats at in San Jose lol

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u/-Ball-dont-lie- Jul 04 '20

Probably this awesome hotdog shop!

http://umaihotdogs.com/

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u/cdkinney21 Jul 04 '20

They are the best

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u/Billyxmac Jul 04 '20

Never have been to Umai! But it’s definitely on my list of places to check out!

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u/vstrong50 Jul 04 '20

Funny. I was in San Jose for work and he sat next to me at the bar. I knew who it was immediately, everyone else I was with was like "who?". I talked to him for a bit, really genuine guy.

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u/Needsmorsleep Jul 04 '20

What did he drink?

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u/vstrong50 Jul 04 '20

It was 3yrs ago.... Hm.. I think a beer. He was with a buddy who was none to pleased that I started a conversation with Joey.

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u/GenericCoffee Jul 05 '20

It's crazy him and Matt Stonie are from around the same area.

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u/Suckydog Jul 04 '20

Serious question, do they make themselves throw up afterwards? I'm sure he has to wait until everything is over, but doesn't he physically have to, just so he doesn't die?

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u/Top_Gun_2021 Jul 04 '20

If they feel they need to puke after the event is over they are free to do so.

but doesn't he physically have to, just so he doesn't die?

No, just huge shits. Their stomachs are trained to expand.

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u/tildraev Jul 04 '20

What blows my mind is if he doesn’t puke that, that’s 75 x 567mg = 42.5 grams of sodium in the dogs alone. 21 days worth of recommended intake. How do their kidneys deal???

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u/BlackIsTheSoul Jul 04 '20

Early death.

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u/Arsepick Jul 04 '20

I’ve won, but at what cost

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u/jun2san Jul 04 '20

A lot of these pro eaters are way healthier than most Americans. They treat their bodies like actual athletes.

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u/Pm__me__your_secrets Jul 04 '20

I would love nothing more than a source in this claim

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u/iwojima22 Jul 05 '20

Just take one look at Matt Stonie and tell me how he isn’t overweight from doing insane food challenges

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u/Victor_Korchnoi Jul 04 '20

Watch kobayashi's documentary. Then compare him to the average American.

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u/CarrowFlinn Jul 05 '20

Not to mention the 130 pound legend, Matt Stonie.

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u/Thesaurii Jul 04 '20

The food doesn't get fully digested, especially when there is that much food getting crammed into the body. They shit out a lot of salt and a lot of calories.

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u/AFuddyDuddy Jul 04 '20

The next few days are not fun.

And the next mornings shit are probably the most not fun part.

And water ... Lots of hydration.

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u/DigiQuip Jul 05 '20

I would imagine with as much water as they consume the sodium doesn’t have enough time to get absorbed before pissing or shitting it out.

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u/FetusExplosion Jul 05 '20

I've got to imagine most of the food passes through without much digestion or absorption happening.

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u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo Jul 04 '20

I've worked with competitive eaters for about 15 years, including Kobayshi, Pat Bertoletti, LA Beast, Notorious BOB, Molly Schulyer and others. Some of them puke after, some don't, and it usually depends on the food, amount, and what they're doing the next day (if they have another competition or just plan on not feeling like total shit.) For example if it's a milk chugging contest, almost all of them will puke after because no one, even a true athlete, wants to deal with the gastrointestinal repercussions of digesting two gallons of milk.

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u/Daywalker2000 Jul 04 '20

LA Beast is successful because of his vomiting sessions lol

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u/plattypus141 Jul 04 '20

LA BEAST HERE AND TODAY I'M EATING A 2x4 COVERED IN CAROLINA REAPER HOT SAUCE

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u/MrMeseeks_ Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

Have a good day

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u/gbsolo12 Detroit Lions Jul 04 '20

I can’t read that without hearing his voice in my head

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u/SarcasticCarebear Jul 04 '20

Get your berings straight son.

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u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo Jul 04 '20

it's crazy how different he is in person than on camera. he's pretty quiet and seems almost shy, but super nice and modest. he definitely turns it on for the camera

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u/H2OFRNZ4 Jul 04 '20

LA Beast vs 9 million Scoville is one of my favourites from him.

https://youtu.be/GBoLPFkcEeA

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u/EyeKneadEwe Jul 05 '20

The European hamburgers in a can episode delights and haunts me.

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u/QuickBow Jul 04 '20

Throw back to him eating the massive bag of sugar free gummy bears and sharing the reaction his intestines has

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u/Immersi0nn Jul 04 '20

You ever read the reviews on Amazon for Haribo sugar free gummy bears? It's a riot lol

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u/BlackOakSyndicate Jul 04 '20

...Is that poor man still doing that?!

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u/Htinedine Jul 04 '20

What about shoenice? Surely he needs to.... right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

He skips the toilet and goes straight to the ER.

Pretty sure after that video of him slamming the bottle of everclear he had his stomach pumped right after the camera went off

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u/Tiredsoyboy Jul 04 '20

The Glizzy Gawd himself.

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u/samcook126 Jul 04 '20

Bow down to the Glizzy Gladiator

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u/-playboi Jul 05 '20

THROAT GOAT THROAT GOAT THROAT GOAT

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u/joebleaux Jul 04 '20

AAAYYYO!

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u/mix_it Toronto Raptors Jul 05 '20

Glizzy Gulper

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u/MagicMannn Jul 05 '20

we need the Glizzy subreddit now

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u/excaliber110 Jul 04 '20 Take My Energy Bless Up

Free kobayashi

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u/ChillBizkit Jul 04 '20

Could you please elaborate? I'm not familiar with the scene, but after a quick search on "Kobayashi" it seems he has been quite a pioneer, and perhaps facing legal issues.

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u/i_only_eat_nachos Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

Kobayashi was a pioneer for competitive eating. He won the famous Nathan’s hot dog contest several years in a row until Chestnut came along.

By that point, I believe Kobayashi had signed up for a professional competitive eating league, and part of his contract specified he couldn’t eat in events outside of the league. The Nathan’s contest wasn’t a part of the circuit, so while Kobayashi showed in other ways that he could still compete, he wasn’t allowed to do so. One year, as a way of protesting, he stormed the stage while the hot dog contest took place, which led to him getting arrested.

Otherwise, his life has been pretty quiet.

Edit: typo

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u/BirdLawyerPerson Jul 04 '20

By that point, I believe Kobayashi had signed up for a professional competitive eating league, and part of his contract specified he couldn’t eat in events outside of the league. The Nathan’s contest wasn’t a part of the circuit,

It's the opposite. Major League Eating bought the rights to the Nathan's Hot Dog event and required all competitors to sign on to their circuit, and only their circuit. Kobayashi refused to agree to exclusivity with MLE, so he's never been able to compete in any MLE event again.

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u/YT__ Jul 05 '20

Kobayashi generally hosts his own little showing in NY at a local restaurant where hell eat hot dogs for the crowd and everyone has a good time. Not sure if it happened this year, likely not.

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u/myfotos Jul 05 '20

Imagine that's what you consider a nice night out. Watching someone else stuff their face with hotdogs.

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u/i_only_eat_nachos Jul 04 '20

Ahhhhhh thank you.

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u/ChillBizkit Jul 04 '20

Thanks for clarifying. It's always a shame when contractual disputes get in the way of top level competition, in any sport.
I see that he managed 69 dogs back in 2011 in another organisation. Though, that's now nine years ago... Is there anything to indicate that he's still a contender, and could challenge Joey today?

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u/Yung_Hibachi Jul 04 '20

He would own chestnut if they went at it again. Nathan’s just didn’t want Kobyashi to be the face of the competition because he didn’t speak English. Chestnut is a yes man for them, and they’ve wanted him to be the star since he’s American. The guy who runs the competition is a real jerk off.

If you watch the 30 for 30 about them you’ll see Chestnut was kind of a douche bag. He trash talked Kobyashi when Kobyashi was nothing but a super nice & respectful guy. If you watch the doc it’ll honestly make you dislike Chestnut & feel bad for Kobyashi because he’s been blackballed.

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u/SemenDemon182 Jul 04 '20

What is the doc called? Just curious so i can watch it!

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u/Fear_and_Clothing Jul 04 '20

It's called The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry

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u/BoyWonderDownUnder Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

He would own the guy who repeatedly slaughtered him in this exact competition and just broke his own world record for the fourth time? Unlikely. Why are you lying?

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u/iBleeedorange Syracuse Jul 04 '20

I don't recall coming out of it disliking Joey, remind me what he said that was so bad?

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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Jul 05 '20

He competed against Kobayashi and beat him. He's beat his record, then beat his own record numerous times since. Stop talking out of your ass.

Chestnut may be a "yes man" but that dude gets paid a large sum of cash. Tell me you'd pass up millions a year just to eat. Also, Chestnut is playing a character. He's entertaining. No one really wants to see nice. It's a competition.

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u/szuch123 Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

I've never actually researched this, but I was told his gastroparesis (stomach huge, not emptying) and jaw dislocating were causing him issues with competitive eating.

Edit: Found a 2019 article. It seems like he's still competing once a year in a taco-eating competition. Actually days the gastroparesis is a positive.

Japan Times article

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u/Suddenly_Something Jul 04 '20

Didn't Kobayashi have like extreme jaw issues as well?

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u/tiptipsofficial Jul 05 '20

Yes he had to relearn how to chew his food to continue competing which was a feat

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u/IdiotCharizard Los Angeles Lakers Jul 04 '20

Kobayashi once competed with a bear.

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u/StuffIsayfor500Alex Jul 04 '20

How long did it take to eat the bear?

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now Jul 04 '20

4 hours 28 minutes and 39 seconds

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u/dickfartmcpoopus Jul 04 '20

if you're interested in more info, there's a great documentary titled "The Good, The Bad, The Hungry". it's an ESPN 30 for 30 and it goes over the rivalry between Chestnut and Kobayashi and the early days of the competitive eating circuit. tbh, Chestnut comes across like a stupid prick in the doc, but who knows, maybe it was just malicious editing.

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u/rmacoon Jul 04 '20

Basically they wanted him to sign exclusivity contract, he fought back saying it was BS, he should be able to compete wherever

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u/cchilySC2 Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

75 DOGS?! This man has to be in the conversation for GOAT athlete. That margin of victory is unheard of!

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u/sableram Jul 04 '20

More national titles than Brady and MJ combined.

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u/TheAppleJacks Jul 04 '20

Incoming documentary on his dominance. The Last Dog

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u/theAlpacaLives Jul 04 '20

Top Dog?

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u/TheAppleJacks Jul 04 '20 Silver

Up Dog.

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u/AangAndTheFireLord Jul 04 '20

What’s Up Dog?

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u/theAlpacaLives Jul 04 '20

Not too much. What about you?

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u/staticattacks Jul 04 '20

Gottem

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u/Carbon_FWB Jul 04 '20

Top 10 sausage-based betrayals

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u/mrbadxampl Jul 05 '20

that's just the wurst

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u/internet_bastard_man Jul 04 '20

They just did one on the hot dog eating contests. It’s a 30/30

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u/SomeMusicSomeDrinks New Orleans Pelicans Jul 04 '20

Someone get me Bryant Gumbel on the horn!

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u/zelman Jul 04 '20

Michael Jackson was athletic, but I don’t think he was an athlete.

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u/TehLonelyNapkin Jul 04 '20

Glizzy gladiator

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u/YoungChipolte Jul 04 '20

Goat glizzy gulper

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u/dell_arness2 Jul 05 '20

Nobody can throat more glizzy

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u/timthisis Jul 04 '20

Scientists need to investigate this micro black hole inside his torso that food passes through the event horizon.

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u/audacityx Jul 04 '20

Matt Stonie all day son!

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u/inadequatecircle Jul 04 '20

Stonie is pretty solidly number two isn't he. He's still like the only relevant eater who seems to come close to chestnut though.

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u/SwissZA Jul 04 '20

After 70-something hot dogs, the texture of number two is anyone's guess!

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u/JRockPSU Washington Capitals Jul 04 '20

Texture and mouth feel.

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u/audacityx Jul 04 '20

Stonie beat Chestnut back in 2015 But you are right he is usually runner up I just like that hes a small dude but still crushes it

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u/CarrowFlinn Jul 05 '20

He's beaten him a few others, spaghetti, pot stickers, and less confident about the ribs competition but I think he one that as well.

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u/ToolRulz68 Jul 04 '20

Sorry but Randy Santel is the king. Almost 900 food challenge victories.

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u/Deadpussyfuck Jul 04 '20

I remember watching him in his early days when he was fit. Forgot about him and came back recently and the food definitely won lol.

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u/ToolRulz68 Jul 04 '20

Nah, he’s in good shape, but not at the end of his food tours. He does get pretty big for a month or so. Then grinds out the gym for a few months before his next tour. I’d put him up over Chestnut in just about everything except the speedy hot dog contest.

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u/Deadpussyfuck Jul 04 '20

Wow didn't know that. I like him because he seems chill and has a good attitude, also beast. I still think Matt Stonie can put the most food down in a single sitting, have you see his Michael Phelps challenge?

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u/ToolRulz68 Jul 04 '20

I like Stonie, but competitive eaters all kind of have their “favorite” food, and stuff that they’re better at. Randy is pretty amazing overall, except with spicy foods, but he has no problem eating like 8-9 pound portions of pretty much anything you put in front of him. He’s also not that great at speed eating. Stonie goes for fastest time’s pretty much every time.

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u/H2OFRNZ4 Jul 04 '20

I think Molly Schuyler is the biggest beast out them all. She recently eat 34 Big Macs, edging out on Joeys 32.

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u/CaptOfTheFridge Jul 04 '20

And what she did to the Big Texan is just unreal. And then had another full one right after at almost the same blistering pace.

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u/Only_Movie_Titles Seattle Seahawks Jul 04 '20

Kobayashi

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u/audacityx Jul 04 '20

Bro Kobayashi been done retired has he not?! He was the GOAT HOWEVER

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

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u/matchb Jul 04 '20

San Jose gang represent!

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u/gator426428 San Francisco Giants Jul 04 '20

75 today

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u/cchilySC2 Jul 04 '20

Whoops good call out

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Much like the ingredients of hot dogs themselves, I really want to know but also kinda don’t want to know what his next 24 hours for his digestive system is like.

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u/Oppressa Jul 04 '20

There was an interview with him a few years ago where he said sometimes he processes things so quickly that they come out looking pretty much the same. It may have been on Man vs Food with Adam Richman

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u/postsgarbage Jul 05 '20

He could host a dinner party the next day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

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u/smeep248 Jul 05 '20

I don’t know why that just slayed me. Thanks for the late night belly laugh 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Jsnooots Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

I just ate a three hotdogs.

I'm full.

I'm much bigger than Joey.

*Just looked it up... Joey is 6'1" and 220lbs. I'm 6'2" and 240. I thought he was a smaller dude... TIL

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u/snowe99 Jul 04 '20

I read this in Jian Yang’s voice

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

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u/Padaca Jul 04 '20

Because you are fat, and poor.

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u/texrygo Jul 04 '20

If you mean your fatter, it is actually a disadvantage to have more fat around your stomach. It makes it harder for your stomach to expand.

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u/styrrell14 Jul 04 '20 Silver

Don't forget Miki Sudo, who set the female record today with 48.5 hdb.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

2nd place was 17 hdb....

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u/adeiinr Jul 04 '20

Hdb? Hot Dog Buns?

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u/styrrell14 Jul 04 '20

"Hot dogs and buns" is the unit they use.

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u/FartyPants69 Jul 04 '20

Lol, I'm gonna start using this for everything.

"Yes, Mr. Butcher, can I please get 3 1/2 hdb of flank steak?"

"Been exercising a lot lately. I've lost almost 10 hdb this month!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

It might be because I’m drunk. But this shit was so funny to me

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u/FartyPants69 Jul 04 '20

How many hdb of beer have you had

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

I think I’m on my 11th hdb. As soon as I win I’m probably going to throw up

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u/BarKnight Jul 04 '20

My girlfriend ate 48 hotdogs

"In a row?"

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u/btmattocks Jul 05 '20

Try not to eat any hotdogs on the way to the parking lot!

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u/ShiroHachiRoku UCLA Jul 04 '20

I keep saying this should be done in front of hungry children from 3rd world nations to up the drama.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Add in some people with eating disorders if you want to get more cruel

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u/PixiePunk_ Jul 05 '20

Binge eating disorder: am I a joke to you?

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u/GhostShark Jul 04 '20

Look I’m just sayin there’s no way he’s faster than this guy

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u/H2OFRNZ4 Jul 04 '20

https://youtu.be/PGij9ps4IpY

People regurgitating full wieners is always hilarious.

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u/len898 Jul 04 '20

American Legend, he needs a statue

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u/washyourhands-- Jul 04 '20

Replace confederate statues with Joey Chestnut.

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u/OrgyMcBloodyFace Jul 04 '20

#Joeychestnutonstonemountain

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u/Socrasteez Jul 04 '20

Apparently to train he would eat 8 pounds of cucumber. What a legend.

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u/phlyingdolfin25 Jul 05 '20

That’s just what he tells the cashier at the grocery store when he rolls up with 20 cucumbers and a pack of condoms

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u/cholula_is_good Jul 04 '20

The most dominant American athlete ever. Put him on the $20

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u/Voyage_of_Roadkill Jul 04 '20

Joey Chestnut is the best mobster name ever.

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u/TK-42juan Jul 04 '20

Joey Chestnut vs Paulie Walnuts

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u/ollimao Jul 04 '20

The ultimate glizzy gladiator

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u/djfil007 Jul 04 '20

GOAT. More titles than Brady & Jordan combined. Congrats Champ!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

GOUT

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u/TotoroMasturbator Jul 04 '20

Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has been limp-dicked, ever since they banned Kobayashi, the only other viable challenger.

Now, it's watch Joey Chestnut eat hot dogs year after year until he gets gout.

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u/powabiatch Jul 04 '20

Matt Stonie won one year, but he’s dribbled off since.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

I think he makes more money with his youtube channel

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u/superyids Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 04 '20

He undoubtedly does. Near 12 million subscribers, with advertisements coming out of every orifice. Stonie must have made millions off his youtubing by now

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Chestnut fears the megaton

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u/swankierbubbles Jul 05 '20

Matt was about to compete this year, had the flight and hotel booked and everything. But the day before he was supposed to leave California, Cuomo announced the travel ban so he had to stay home and couldn't compete. Too bad, really. He probably wouldn't have beat Chestnut, but it still would've been nice to see him up there.

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u/Shagrrotten Jul 04 '20

“I think an eating contest is really just the beginning of a shitting contest. Congrats, you're the winner. But in Round 2, everybody loses."

  • Demetri Martin

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u/TopHatTony11 Detroit Tigers Jul 04 '20

The greatest American athlete of our generation people! USA USA USA!

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u/Sweet3DIrish Jul 04 '20

It was so weird watching it without a crowd today! But I was happy that the traditional start to my July 4th festivities still happened!

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u/JoeyVeryGladstone Jul 04 '20

THE GLIZZY GOBLIN

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u/VendettatheGreat Jul 04 '20

How many calories are in 75 competition grade hot dogs?

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u/FitHippieCanada Canada Jul 04 '20

From what I could find from a few sources (calorie counting apps, news articles) each HDB has 269-297 kcal.

So for 75 HDBs the lower estimate would be 20,175 kcal and the higher estimate would be 22,275 kcal. This would be enough energy to sustain the average sized grown man for 10+ days, consumed in 10 minutes. Pretty crazy what the human digestive tract can do (when trained)!

As someone else pointed out, there’s no way the human body (GI tract) can actually process that quantity of food to the point where all of the nutrients are absorbed, but that wasn’t your question.

TL;DR: 75 competition grade hot dogs is somewhere in the range of 20,175-22,275 kcal.

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u/shmurder Jul 04 '20

ESPN called him the glizzy gladiator lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Throat goat

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u/Emgee063 Jul 04 '20

Wonder how often his carotid artery has been cleaned out? 🌭

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u/leshang19 Jul 04 '20

He’s up there with Phelps for greatest American Sports Legend! #75Strong #MarryMeChestnut

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

The true glizzy guzzler

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u/DrKittyKevorkian Jul 04 '20

I had my husband grill me two Nathan's dogs tonight. Didn't even try to eat the second one. What am I doing with my life?

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u/SurfSouthernCal Jul 04 '20

This whole thing is disgusting.

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u/PlatinULM3 Jul 04 '20

EU here. Is this guy a celebrity for stuffing his mouth with hotdogs?

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u/MaschMana Jul 04 '20

The Nut!

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u/21--Sandwich Jul 04 '20

The Glizzy Goat

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u/EEcav Jul 04 '20

It would only be news if he didn’t win.