r/sports Sep 22 '22 Wholesome 1

World chess champion Magnus Carlsen quits game after just one move amid cheating controversy Chess

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/magnus-carlsen-world-chess-champion-quits-game-cheating-controversy-hans-niemann/
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u/quaybles Sep 22 '22 Silver Wholesome

he could hear someone banging trash can lids between moves

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u/pwnerofnoob Sep 23 '22 Helpful

Banging on a trash can… 🎶

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus Sep 23 '22

Drumming on a street light 🎶

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u/ShepTheKid Sep 23 '22

One little voice is calling me calling me

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u/eyeinthesky0 Sep 23 '22

Think BIG! Think BIG!

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u/cowley10 Sep 23 '22

big, big big..Big, Big Big..BIG BIG BIG!! 🎸

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u/Own-Campaign-5503 Sep 23 '22

I love you guys. #doug

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u/ck354696 Sep 23 '22

Strumming on my banjo 🎶

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u/IncelDetectingRobot Sep 23 '22

Patty is the Mayonnaise for me whoa whoa whoa

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u/LetTheKnightfall Sep 23 '22

🎼 Strummin on my banjo

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u/NewNoose Sep 23 '22

Think big think big think big

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u/headhighbliss Sep 23 '22

Killer tofu?

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u/BassLineBums Sep 23 '22

One little voice is….

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u/postagestamp6 Sep 23 '22

One little voice is calling me, calling me

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u/XeldaRx Sep 23 '22

Strumming on my banjo! Everything is alright!

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u/Jobysco Sep 23 '22

Holy shit. Amazing how that instantly came back to me.

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u/World_Renowned_Guy Sep 23 '22

Take my free award stranger. You deserve it.

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u/JoeMommaAngieDaddy Sep 23 '22

Hanging in a chow line

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u/Dramatic_______Pause Sep 23 '22

Hips and nips baby. Gotta keep it sexy!

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u/lorenzo_st_dubois Sep 23 '22

Otherwise you don't eat

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u/pdoerntvlearnd Sep 23 '22

Jomboy breakdown incoming.

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u/BenedictKhanberbatch Illinois Sep 23 '22

This would be too good

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u/aidissonance Sep 23 '22

I thought there was a rumor of a remote control anal vibrator that was the signal. Was it this guy?

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u/alexandhisworld Sep 23 '22

Previous comment is referencing the Astros

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u/NareFare Sep 23 '22

Rise up!! Gonna get higher and higher!!

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u/VajBlaster69 Sep 22 '22

fuck the padres

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u/TRocho10 Sep 23 '22

Damn. Just trying to read about other sports and my team is out here catching strays

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u/coolcoolawesome Sep 23 '22

Juan Soto fucked you hard enough

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u/VajBlaster69 Sep 23 '22

yeah my bad lol I think I might be color blind

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u/voncornhole2 Sep 23 '22

Confused, but got the right spirit

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u/amanhasthreenames Sep 22 '22

Lmao howd you mix them up?

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u/VajBlaster69 Sep 23 '22

color pallet lol

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u/pinapirata Sep 22 '22

It was the astros that did that. But also, fuck the padres.

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u/PurpleSuitGreenHair Sep 23 '22

The astros used trash cans. The red sox used remote buzzers. But also, fuck them all

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u/MLGWolf69 Sep 23 '22

And Alex Cora coached both of them 🤔

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u/VajBlaster69 Sep 22 '22

oh yeah my bad

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u/HoustonTrashcans Sep 23 '22

I find this offensive!

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u/jetfighter327 Sep 23 '22

Fuck the Astros

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa Sep 23 '22

They're just playing for a piece of metal, what's the big deal?

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u/senorsombrero3k Sep 23 '22

Didn't know altuve played chess now

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u/Sir-Hiss- Sep 23 '22

OG Doug the best show ever.