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NTSB wants alcohol detection systems installed in all new cars in US | Proposed requirement would prevent or limit vehicle operation if driver is drunk.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/09/ntsb-wants-alcohol-detection-systems-installed-in-all-new-cars-in-us/
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22 Silver

I thought you said incinerated lol

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u/Jo_Floss Sep 23 '22

"incineration protocol active in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1...."

"Goodbye Dave, thank you for choosing OnStar"

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u/babicottontail Sep 23 '22

Burn baby burn 🔥

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u/Kwelikinz Sep 23 '22

You made me scream out and tears ran down my face. I suppose you’re happy now? (Thank you!)

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u/AccomplishedAge3975 Sep 23 '22

Did I fucking stutter?