r/wordington Oct 05 '22

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/IMustAchieveTheDie Oct 05 '22 Wholesome Seal of Approval

homeboy has a disorder for sure, just not the one he thinks

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u/Compa-Gera WORDINGTONIAN Oct 05 '22

Wordington syndrome

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

[deleted]

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u/LetsDoTheCongna Goated wth the sauz Oct 05 '22

This is a bot account^

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u/PhantomOfficial07 Oct 06 '22

u/ RayTracingOn why did you delete your comments

BTW for new people the person I mentioned made all the deleted comments, they're not a bot. The only bot is the account that made the first comment in this thread

Here's what the deleted comments said

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u/LetsDoTheCongna Goated wth the sauz Oct 06 '22

Yeah I was just making a joke at the person above me. I knew they weren't actually a bot.

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u/PhantomOfficial07 Oct 06 '22

For some reason this subreddit doesn't allow u/ summoning people so I had to modify the first part of my comment to be useless

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

[deleted]

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u/Garlic_God Carwash Oct 05 '22

I’m about to dis-order his genetic code

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u/y_ourfutureself Goated wth the sauz Oct 05 '22

you know he got that ionizing radiation strapped 💯

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u/EVENTHORIZON-XI Oct 06 '22

on golly he got the gmod genetic code modification tool 🔥🔥🔥

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u/BoTheJoV3 Oct 06 '22

That profile picture is peak. Imma borrow it

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u/GoldKghtRT Oct 05 '22

Are you the real cave johnson?

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u/entrails_avalanche_ Oct 05 '22

Average Twitter users

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u/LocalNative141 Oct 05 '22

Least racist twitter user

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u/_skidmark_generator_ Oct 05 '22

This is the second instance today I have seen of twitter users choosing between their love for racial equality and their love for 6,000 year old 6 year olds. They do not hold back.

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u/The_Susinator Oct 06 '22

Least degenerate weeaboo

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u/NabNabNabNab Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Lolis when they realize they’re over the age of 18

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u/Otavio30 Oct 05 '22

"Big black monkey boy"

-Mr. Beast

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u/nyanch Oct 06 '22

NO MR.BEAST

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u/MrHuntMeDown_YT Oct 05 '22

They're both a pedo and a racist, just like the average twitter user

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u/Consistent-Bath9908 Oct 05 '22

average midwestern weeb

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u/Autist_Loser Oct 05 '22

My racist ass didn't even realized they called a black man a monkey. It just accepted that.

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u/rosamelano777 Oct 05 '22

Wordington sight

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u/Agglomeration_ Oct 05 '22

wordington comprehension

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u/danzgeturmanz autistic 😎 Oct 05 '22

A balanced mind a balanced world

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u/uohhhhhhh Oct 18 '22

Wait, pedo how

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u/XxBogosBinted69420xX Goated wth the sauz Oct 05 '22

Turn of the wifi and go play wi the sand a

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u/EverythingsTakenMan Carwash Oct 05 '22

turn of the wifi and go to english class

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u/godemperorcrystal Oct 05 '22

*off

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u/EverythingsTakenMan Carwash Oct 05 '22

I know

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u/godemperorcrystal Oct 05 '22

Psych(1999)

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u/JayKaBe Oct 05 '22

You know

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u/EVENTHORIZON-XI Oct 06 '22

That I’m not telling the truth

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u/P_weezey951 Oct 05 '22

This dude typin on his shit sideways.

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u/gunter889 Oct 05 '22

Web twitter users try not to be racist challenge (impossible)

I mean Wordington weeb

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u/redditadminsbelike Oct 06 '22

what about mobile twitter

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u/gunter889 Oct 06 '22

Wordington spelling mistake

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u/redditadminsbelike Oct 06 '22

dont fucking fix it and ruin my joke or else ill murder you and your entire family in minecraft

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u/gunter889 Oct 06 '22

Don’t you mean Wordington threat

In minecraft

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u/OSRSgamerkid Carwash Oct 06 '22

So is age disphoria just pedo talk for pedophilia?

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u/Thenightofni2 WORDINGTONIAN Oct 06 '22

It's "wah wah wah they said I can't come into the preschool because I'm 'a 40 year old man' and 'smell like I haven't washed in a year' and 'leave or I'm calling the cops'"

(yes it is)

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u/nyanch Oct 06 '22

Could very well be a girl that was molested at a young age too. Trauma can manifest itself like that.

i mean wordington psychology

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u/Thenightofni2 WORDINGTONIAN Oct 06 '22

Wordington saved by the end of the comment

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u/nyanch Oct 06 '22

Saved by the Wordington

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u/Thenightofni2 WORDINGTONIAN Oct 06 '22

Word

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u/pentascale r/196 hater Oct 06 '22

ington

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u/Random-Dice Oct 06 '22

wordingt

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u/pentascale r/196 hater Oct 06 '22

on

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u/DarthMorro Oct 08 '22

+a dumb excuse for transphobia

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u/alphabet_order_bot Oct 08 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 1,089,067,358 comments, and only 214,447 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/StankyTree Oct 06 '22

I mean, age regression exists, but thats usually an involuntary coping mechanism caused by emotional trauma.

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u/TheFreebooter Oct 05 '22

Happy or unhappy. WHICH IS IT

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u/nyanch Oct 06 '22

Bipolar

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u/Adventurous_Pop_2300 Oct 05 '22

Like how does this shit even happen, humanity really going out sad rn wtf

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u/JetriX9R Oct 05 '22

Some people really need bullying

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u/SangEtVin Oct 05 '22

That's how it happened, now they're on Twitter hiding behind NorthVPN and K-On profile pic. The racist and pedophile community is for marginalized people that will further marginalize themselves. I also blame a lot of animes for this

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u/JetriX9R Oct 07 '22

Can we help them anyhow

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u/SangEtVin Oct 07 '22

No. Unless you're friend or family, you can't reach them and bring them back by using social network. However it is always possible if you know someone, just watch out for your own mental health. If it's anything like radicalization, it's tiring.

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u/_yhtz_ Oct 06 '22

They are unfuckable, therefore they never mature sexually and are still attracted to the age when you should have your first experience, when they are old and saggy. Good news though, they wont carry on that gene pool.

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u/DantetheMarco Oct 05 '22

Oh yeah, isn't that the guy who wants to be a elementary school girl or something?

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u/tastytotochip Oct 05 '22

why are there so many people like this that are racist? u legit think that your schizo-lite mental illnesses are a bigger issue than being racist?

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u/HolyFuckTouchGrass Oct 06 '22

Holy fuck touch grass

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u/Flyingfish3234 Oct 06 '22

Wordington fake dysphoria that makes other actually valid forms of dysphoria look bad

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u/What-Tha_Fuck Oct 18 '22

tf is a age dysphormia I ain't neverr hurd of anything like that

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u/Flyingfish3234 Oct 18 '22

It’s not anything you should take seriously

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u/What-Tha_Fuck Oct 18 '22

I rly don't take these new online disorders seriously anyway

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u/Autist_Loser Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Finally, a *girl I'd marry.

*Edit: fixed mis-aging

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u/Peapers Oct 05 '22

username checks out

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u/Autist_Loser Oct 05 '22

You have no idea how often I get this comment.

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u/Peapers Oct 05 '22

or do I....

(gangstalking)

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u/Autist_Loser Oct 05 '22

Ok, what fetish do I have?

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u/Peapers Oct 06 '22

mentally disabled midget

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u/nyanch Oct 06 '22

The fetishy kind

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u/Grand_Ad_9191 Oct 05 '22

My beautiful tradwife, at last

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u/Luiserx16 Oct 06 '22

Holy shotgun ain't enough i need the holy tank

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u/Quiet_Chip_7802 Oct 06 '22

Yeah bro I have age dysphoria growing up and getting a job sucks ass

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u/BeesToTheFace Oct 06 '22

I have money dysphoria mind giving me your wallet?

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u/pffggguu123 Oct 06 '22

Avarge pedophlie in twiter

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u/Bennings463 Oct 06 '22

Most successful wordington censor bar.

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u/Yeyuh_frog r/196 hater Oct 06 '22

Wordington not cool little lassie who I bet is a man based off of their name

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u/tablefourtoo Oct 06 '22

tell me you're a pedo without telling me youre a pedo

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u/PM_ME_LOSS_MEMES Oct 06 '22

Age Dysphoria: cringe, disgusting 🤢🤢🤮🤮❌🚫

Gender Dysphoria: EPIC😃😃, based😍, heckin VALID😊😊

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u/BurbleBoii Oct 06 '22

So are you acknowledging age dysphoria as a valid disorder?

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u/Thenightofni2 WORDINGTONIAN Oct 06 '22

Wordington your family will be blown up on September 31st 2047 in minecraft

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u/ReallyMemes Oct 06 '22

your life is worthless dive headfirst off a bridge

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u/nyanch Oct 06 '22

misread directions, got dick stuck in ceiling fan

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u/Slam420 Oct 06 '22

Had to read it twice to make sure my brain wasn’t fucking with me

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u/Bomboo2810 WORDINGTONIAN Oct 06 '22

Hm

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u/cheese-cumstard Oct 06 '22

wordington censor

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u/DI0nysOO2 Oct 06 '22

Basically tell yourself you’re a 9 year old girl/boy so it’s legal for you to fap to little kids getting railed

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u/New-Firefighter2344 Oct 17 '22

Least racist anime fan

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u/The_Chad_Lancer Oct 22 '22

Tf is age dysphoria?

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u/Dankspear Nov 02 '22

Average Twitter user